Bad Computer Jokes
24 bad computer jokes and hilarious bad computer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bad computer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Bad Computer Short Jokes
Short bad computer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bad computer humour may include short computer error jokes also.
- My computer kept crashing It turns out I had a bad driver.
I just came up with this tonight but I can totally see the joke having been come up with before, so if it has please let me know. - What do Bad computers and Children have in common? They're worth more if you sell their parts separately
- Why was the sheep farmer confused when IT came to fix his computer? He kept telling him he had bad RAM.
- You can fix a computer by turning it off and on again. Too bad that doesn't work with people.
- I usually sit on a computer 12 hours a day now… I think its bad for my health I should sit on a chair.
- Steven hawking is setting a bad example for kids these days... Being on his computer all day
- If I stopped looking at my phone all the time and started to put that time into more important things like.... My computer with a bigger screen, then my eyesight wouldn't be as bad
- What is the difference between a tree and a bad computer? One is all bark, and the other is no byte
- I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer c**...? Because it had a bad driver!
*drops mic* - I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer c**...? It had a bad driver!
**bows **
I'll show myself out.
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Bad Computer One Liners
Which bad computer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bad computer? I can suggest the ones about computer problem and computer crashing.
- Lumberjacks are bad at fixing computers They only know how to log out.
- What does a computer use to say bad words? Its cursor!
- What is the link between a bad computer and slow internet? Ethernet cable.
- Why did the computer c**...? It had a bad driver
Happy Bad Computer Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about bad computer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean computer virus jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bad computer pranks.
There was a computer dating back to Adam and Eve..
It was an apple, and a very bad one at that. It only took one byte for everything to c**....
Four engineers riding in a car -
it stalls. Mechanical engineer suggests a timing problem. Electrical engineer says bad spark. Chemical engineer offers poor fuel mixture. The computer engineer has no idea but "If we get out the car and get back in it may start
Four engineers in a car...
Four engineers are driving to a conference when the car sputters and dies as they pull off to the shoulder. After a moment of silent contemplation, the electrical engineer says; "you know, I bet the coil's bad. We need to replace the core." The chemical engineer says; "you're nuts, it's obviously the fuel's gone bad. We need to drain the tank and refill." The mechanical engineer scoffs; "you're both wrong. Sounds to me like a valve lifter is froze. We're gonna need to rip the block apart."
After another moment of silence the three look back at the computer engineer who says; "maybe if we get out of the car and get back in?"
A young computer science student is on the phone with his father...
His father says: "so how have your classes been going?"
The son replies: "not bad. I did really well on my test on hexadecimal today! It was only worth fifteen points, but I'm still happy about it."
"Oh yeah? What grade did you get?"
"An F!"
Italian Computer Repair shop
Everytime I try to use Microsoft's search engine on my Italian laptop, the computer explodes. I took it to my Italian Computer repair store. The Italian repairman said "What seems to be the problem? Please keep it brief" so I said "Bad-a-Bing, Bad-a-boom!"
What do a bad computer and a bad racing team have in common?
Drivers that frequently c**...
Computer games are said to be a bad influence on kids.
Nonsense - my generation grew up playing Pac-Man, but did we end up dashing around dark rooms and swallowing white dots while listening to electronic music?
Why didn't the client tip the server?
Because they didn't have enough cache!
(Computer Science nerds unite! This is my original joke, I originally posted it on Imgflip last year with bad pun dog and it got a decent response.)
Italian Computer repair store
Everytime I try to use Microsoft's search engine on my Italian laptop it explodes. I took it to my Italian Computer repair store. The Italian repairman said "What seems to be the problem? Please keep it short" so I said "Bad-a-Bing Bad-a-boom!"