Bad Chinese Jokes
23 bad chinese jokes and hilarious bad chinese puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bad chinese that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Bad Chinese Short Jokes
Short bad chinese jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bad chinese humour may include short mean chinese jokes also.
- I just saw my chinese waiter give my order to someone who looks nothing like me. I get it now. Oh wait, my bad. That wasn't my waiter.
- Do you know Chinese people have very bad knees? When they meet each other, they often ask: "knee how?"
- Today, my 10 y/o nephew proudly showed me a model airplane he had built. "Not too bad," I said, pulling out my iPhone. "But see what Chinese kids of your age can do."
- What does a one night stand and cooking bad Chinese food have in common? Both end in a wok of shame
- What do Chinese Dogs and baseball pitchers have in common? Whenever that have a bad day they balk a lot
- Why are the Chinese police so bad at catching criminals? They always seem to get the Wong guy!
- Why do so many Chinese think the Great Leap Forward was bad? Because millions died of Maonurishment
- Somebody asked me today what I thought of the Chinese Dynasty. I said, "It was very badly dubbed."
- Chinese people want to criticize Ronda so bad after that fight.....but they cant. They just end up saying her name, Ronda Rousey
- What's the difference between a Chinese and a Thai girl? One is a rice cooker, the other is a nice h**....
(I know this one's bad, SCNR.)
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Bad Chinese One Liners
Which bad chinese one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bad chinese? I can suggest the ones about bad asian and ancient chinese.
- I have a Chinese friend with really bad internet His name is Hai Ping
- What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction? wong Wei
- What do you call a Chinese man with a bad internet connection? Hi Ping
- Why is it a bad idea to let a Chinese man look after your pets? He might wok your dog
Hilarious Fun Bad Chinese Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about bad chinese you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean china man jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bad chinese pranks.
Translated Chinese joke
Good news: Today is the little Johnny's first time flying!
Bad news: The engine caught fire as soon as he took off
Good news: He took a parachute with him so he could bail out
Bad news: The parachute failed midair
Good news: He saw a huge stack of hay right beneath him
Bad news: The top of the haystack is smeared with s**...t
Good news: He didn't land on the s**...t
Bad news: He didn't land on the haystack either
My Asian eye doctor
Since I am half-Chinese and half-Filipino, and in recognition of AAPI month, I shall relate what happened visiting the eye doctor. I had been having trouble seeing while driving, so I went to my eye doctor, who happens to be Asian like me. He did the usual things, the eye charts, peering into my eyes, glaucoma test, etc. Finally, he sat back and said, "I know why you have trouble seeing while driving. You have a cataract."
"Bad guess, doc," I replied. "I have a Mercedes."
A Chinese man visits the doctor
His hands are covered in severe burns from a cooking accident.
The man says, "I know it's bad, doctor, but how bad is it?"
The doctor replies, "I'm afraid you'll never wok again."
Bad Diet
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Miami, Florida.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all, and we all have, or will, eat it. Would anyone care to guess what food causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a small 75-year-old man in the front row, raised his hand and said, "Wedding Cake?"
Bad foods to eat
A doctor tells a group of patients, "The material we put into our stomachs is terrible. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High-fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" An old man raises his hand and says, "Wedding cake."