Bad Cheese Jokes
18 bad cheese jokes and hilarious bad cheese puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bad cheese that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bad Cheese Short Jokes
Short bad cheese jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bad cheese humour may include short cheesy jokes also.
- A photographer was badly hurt this morning when a huge block of cheese fell on him. Everyone posing for the wedding party picture had tried to warn him.
- My friend felt bad after making an offensive cheese pun. But I didn't think anything of it. It's not feta judge him.
- I had a roommate in college who was such a bad cook, his mac and cheese caught fire. What a flaming casserole!
- My ex is like cottage cheese... she's lumpy, she tastes bad, and I don't know what she goes well with.
- Did you guys hear about the e**... at the cheese factory this weekend?? I guess it was really bad, all that was left was Da Brie.
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Bad Cheese One Liners
Which bad cheese one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bad cheese? I can suggest the ones about new cheese and cheddar cheese.
- Why are turks bad at making cheese? They never let the kurds separate.
- Cheese doesn't go bad It just gets more expensive
- I just had some cheese dip and got an upset stomach Turns out it was a bad queso gas.
- If you grate the cheese it won't turn bad. Because it can't degrate.
- Why does vegan cheese taste bad? It hasn't been tested on mice.
Bad Cheese Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about bad cheese you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mac cheese jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bad cheese pranks.
A pirate walks into a bar
With a steering wheel on his belt buckle.
Bartender: "Oi pirate! What's with the steery thingy on ye belt?"
Pirate: "Yarr it's driving me nuts!" "Also it's me cake day so please don't be swabbing me in the blue cheese for the bad jokes"
I made an attempt!
Teacher: "If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?"
Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."
One day a farmer wakes up to go check on his cheese cow. He walks up and finds her dead in the grass. The man is so upset he kills himself. Then his wife wakes up. She finds her husband dead and goes to the lake and kills herself. Next the first son wakes up and notices everybody is dead. He goes down to the river and sees a mermaid. She swims up to him and says, "Having a bad day, huh? I'll tell you what. If you make love to me ten times in a row without stopping, I'll bring everyone back to life. But if you don't, I will kill you." He tries to do it, but doesn't make it. She kills him. Then the second son wakes up and after seeing his dead parents, also goes to the river where he sees his dead brother. The same mermaid swims up and tells him what she told his brother. He asks, "If I make love to you 20 times, what will you do?" She tells him, "If you are able to perform 20 times in a row, I will bring everyone back and make you the richest man alive." He then asks, "Well if I do it 20 times in a row, what's stopping you from dying? That's what happened to the cow."