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As a Canadian..
Every time I hear a bad joke about being Canadian...
...I go right to the Hospital and get my feelings checked for free
A Canadian version of Breaking Bad is in the works
It'll be one episode long. Walt is diagnosed with cancer and receives treatment.
The Boston snowstorm so was bad the Canadians reported on it.
They called it Tuesday.
How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?
"Aboot this big"
What do you get when you cross a bad canadian cartoon with a bad MTV series...
6teen and pregnant.
Indian Style?
A Canadian Indian picks up a h**....
'How much do you charge for da hour, sister?' he asks.
'$100,' she replies.
He says 'Do you do Indian style?'
'No' she says.
'I pay you $200 to do it Indian style'
'No', she says, not knowing what Indian style is.
'I pay you $300'
'No', she says.
'I pay you $400'
'No', she says.
So finally he says, 'OK, I pay you $1,000 to do it Indian style.'
She thinks, 'Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've
had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world.
How bad could Indian Style be?''.
So she agrees and has s**... with him.
They do it in every kind of way and in every possible position.
Finally, after several hours, they finish. Exhausted, the h**... turns to him and says, 'Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So what exactly is 'Indian style'?'
The Indian replies 'You send da bill to da Government'
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