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The butcher shouldn't put the names of the cows on the packaging.

I feel really bad eating good old Chuck.

What do you get when you cross a slaughterhouse worker and a bad comedian?

A bunch of butchered jokes

What did the butcher say to the bad meat?

"You were a misteak."

Old Soviet man goes for Rations...

An old Soviet man goes to the butcher to stand in line for his daily ration of meat. Lamenting the long wait, he finally reaches the front of the line, only to be told they had run out. Infuriated, he turns to his comrade.
"How can we be expected to survive without food? This is b**...!"
The other man turns to him and says "Careful friend, they used to shoot people for talking like that."
The Old Soviet trudges home to his wife to deliver the bad news. Standing in the doorway, she asks "Did they run out of meat again Ivan?"
He replies "No, worse. They ran out of bullets."


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