Bad British Jokes
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A disheveled man is busking on the side of the street in London with a sign that says Falklands War Veteran
A well-dressed man notices this and feels bad, having himself been a veteran of the British Army. He pities the busker and tells him, It must be a pity to serve your country and then come home to this. I served in the army, in fact, so I know what it's like. Maybe this will help you out. He then gives the man a rather large stack of cash.
The busker is overjoyed, and as the well-dressed man walks away, he tells him, ¡Muchas gracias, señor!
Why Americans don't need to feel bad when they are criticized by the British
Sometimes I hear people from Great Britain talk about how bad the education is in The US. I do get a little offended, but then I realize they are just salty because we beat them in The Civil War.
I was disappointed by the British version of Breaking Bad.
It ends after he gets cancer and all his treatment is paid for by the NHS.
British guy immigrates to USA
chatting with his girlfriend (now in distance), she asks him how he finds his new place
"not bad",he answers "but the neighborhood is missing u"
The doctor has some good news and bad news
A guy had a problem with his foot and the doctor said he has to cut it off.
After the surgery the patient sees the doctor worried
P: What's wrong, Doctor?
D: I have some good news and some bad news. Which one do you want to hear first?
P: The bad news
D: we cut the wrong foot off.
P: what?! How can there be good news?
D: well your other foot is getting better
(I saw this on an old British show called Mind Your Language)
Tell a joke that is well-known in your country
Even jokes that are poorly translated are normally funny because they're so bad.
An example of a well-known British joke is:
'Knock knock'.
'Who's there?'
'Doctor'
'Doctor Who?'
'You just said it'.
It has to be one that if you asked 100 random people in your country most would know it.
*SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY PLEASE*
I think the ancestors of my family may have been British...
...I can spark up a conversation about bad weather faster than any other topic.
Do you know the reason why the orcs in the lord of the rings are British?
They saved a lot of time in costumes making their teeth look bad.
British pilot shot down over Germany...
...unfortunately he was badly injured when he was captured. They had to amputate his left leg so he asked if the Luftwaffe would drop it over his base in England, they obliged. A week later his right leg was amputated and again it was dropped over his base. Soon after his arm had to be amputated and when he asked for that to be dropped over his base the Germans said nein, zis ve cannot do anymore!
Why asked the pilot?
Because ve zink you're trying to escape.
(Sorry about the German accent, best I could do)
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