Bad Band Jokes
21 bad band jokes and hilarious bad band puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bad band that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bad Band Short Jokes
Short bad band jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bad band humour may include short punk band jokes also.
- So an IT guy is really bad at his job and decides to quit and start a Nu Metal band. It was named: System Always Down
- A new study indicates that listening to albums by the band Queen might be bad for your health. They have a high Mercury content!
- I was really bad in my school band. So bad they kicked me out and put me on the registered sax offenders list.
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Bad Band One Liners
Which bad band one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bad band? I can suggest the ones about metal band and bad music.
- Did you hear about the Band Aid that got scammed he was ripped off really bad
- Why Do They Call Them 'Band Camps'? Because 'minstrel camps' sounds bad.
- Why was the Sublime cover band so bad? They don't practice Santeria.
- What band should open for EA at E3? Bad Company.
- What do French people shout when a band is bad? Sacre-BOO!
- Why did the waiter put a rubber band in my soup She was a bad waiter
- Why would skrillex be bad in a band? Because he would drop the bass.
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What funny jokes about bad band you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rock band jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bad band pranks.
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A young sheep, out to pasture, is suddenly cornered by a farmer and t**....
The young sheep faints of fright, and when he awakens immediately runs back to his flock.
Bleating wildly, he exclaims how could the farmer do this to me!
A wise elder sheep says, calm down, son. What happened?
The young sheep, still hysterical, cries i was the most beautiful ram in the whole flock! Then the farmer trapped me, put a yellow tag on my ear, cut off my tail, and the worst part is there's a rubber band around my t**...! How could this get any worse?!
The elder sheep looked at the frightened ram and sighed, you might want to sit down, I've got some bad news for ewe.
Prison ain't so bad
A newly arrived prisoner is sitting in his cell when his cellmate, a lifer who has been inside for 20 years, walks in and sees that the young guy is distressed.
Lifer: Don't worry kid, prison ain't so bad. Do you like to work with your hands?
NewMeat: Sure
Lifer: Well,on Monday we get to work in the Arts and Crafts building. You can paint,do woodworking, pottery whatever.
NewMeat: O.k. that's cool.
Lifer: Do you like Gourmet food?
NewMeat: Sure
Lifer: On Tuesdays a Chef comes in affixes anything you want to eat.
NewMeat: Sounds good
Lifer:Do you like movies?
NewMeat: Yeah
Lifer:Wednesdays we get to watch the latest films that are released to theatres.
NewMeat:Allright that's cool.
Lifer: Do you like Music?
NewMeat: Absolutely!
Lifer: Thursdays we get a concert from big name bands like U2 and Foo Fighters.
NewMeat: Wow!! that is cool!!
Lifer: Are you gay?
NewMeat: Uh, no I'm not gay
Lifer: Oh....... well you're not gonna like Friday's at all.
A homeless man goes to a fortune teller...
A homeless man who spends his days street performing on an old guitar for some loose change decides to spend the money on a fortune teller one day.
The fortune teller tells the homeless man that she has good news and bad news for him. The homeless asks to hear the good news first.
She begins to tell the man about his after-life. She tells him that he will meet Elvis and John Lennon in the after-life, and that the three of them together are going to be the next top hit band.
The homeless man leaps from joy, realizing his experience with the old guitar has aided him well. Having already thanked the fortune teller and shook her hand, he pauses for a moment on his way out to turn around say, "Oh yeah, I forgot to ask you what the bad news was?."
"Auditions are tomorrow."
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A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking.
He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk.
When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs.
Half-way up the stairs, he falls over backwards and lands flat on his rear end.
That wouldn't have been so bad, except that he had couple of empty pint bottles in his back pockets, and they broke, and the broken glass carved up his buttocks terribly.
But,he was so drunk that he didn't know he was hurt.
A few minutes later, as he was u**..., he noticed blood,so he checked himself out in the mirror, and, sure enough, his behind was cut up something terrible.
Well, he repaired the damage as best he could under the circumstances, and he went to bed.
The next morning, his head was hurting, and his rear was hurting, and he was hunkering under the covers trying to think up some good story, when his wife came into the bedroom.
"Well, you really tied one on last night," she said.
"Where'd you go?"
"I worked late," he said, "and I stopped off for a couple of beers."
"A couple of beers? That's a laugh," she replied, "You got plastered last night. Where the heck did you go?"
"What makes you so sure I got drunk last night,anyway?"
"Well," she replied, "my first big clue was when I got up this morning and found a bunch of band-aids stuck to the mirror."