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Quasi-modo walks up to an ice cream truck

Quasi: Mr. Whippy with sprinkles please!
Vendor: Crushed nuts?
Quasi: No, bad back...

I'm so get at s**......

that after every session, my wife has to go in the bathroom and turn on her electric massager. I think its because of her bad back?

A man goes to work with a bad back

That guy has a spine to him!

A woman told her doctor.

A woman told her doctor, I have got a bad back.
The doctor said, It's old age.
The woman said, I want second opinion.
The Doctor says, Ok, you are ugly as well.

My girlfriend suggested we watch all five seasons of Breaking Bad back to back

So I put two TVs on opposite sides of the room.

Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on?
A: Your bad backlinks.

"I stand corrected!" said the man wearing orthopaedic shoes

"I didn't think these shoes would help with my bad back but in fact they have. Thank you, Doctor" he continued.

True Story re: marriage

Setting: I have a bad back. I'm standing in line for a flu shot. Guy in front of me knows me. Guy behind me is a stranger.
Guy in front: Hey John, hows your back?
Me: It's great now! I had my entire spine removed.
Guy behind me: Yea, I'm married too.

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