Bad Asian Jokes
15 bad asian jokes and hilarious bad asian puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bad asian that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bad Asian Short Jokes
Short bad asian jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bad asian humour may include short mean asian jokes also.
- Did you hear about the Catholic Sister who opened a Breaking Bad themed Asian restaurant? She is the Nun who Woks.
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Bad Asian One Liners
Which bad asian one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bad asian? I can suggest the ones about half asian and asian guy.
- why should you never buy a Asian graphics card? bad drivers.
- Racism is bad. Or as Asians say 'Lacism'.
- What do you call an Asian who feels bad? Malaisean
- What did the asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade? Bangladesh
Hilarious Bad Asian Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about bad asian you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chinese asian jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bad asian pranks.
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As an Asian male, I'm offended by the stereotype that we're bad drivers and have small p**....
I am an excellent driver.
My Asian eye doctor
Since I am half-Chinese and half-Filipino, and in recognition of AAPI month, I shall relate what happened visiting the eye doctor. I had been having trouble seeing while driving, so I went to my eye doctor, who happens to be Asian like me. He did the usual things, the eye charts, peering into my eyes, glaucoma test, etc. Finally, he sat back and said, "I know why you have trouble seeing while driving. You have a cataract."
"Bad guess, doc," I replied. "I have a Mercedes."
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Why are Asian democracies so efficient?
Because everyone knows it's bad for you if an e**... lasts more than four hours.
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I feel bad for people who payed $100 to watch the fight.
if they wanted to see a c**... black dude and a well-mannered asian cuddle they should've just rented Rush Hour
Having immigrated at 1 and been raised in Los Angeles
by two hard-working first generation Korean parents,
I still struggle with insecurities, some of which are
worsened by deeply ingrained Asian stereotypes from my past.
Just the other week, my Caucasian friend Jessie and I hit the links
and I tee off 250 yards straight down the middle of the fairway.
Then he tees off, and his ball hits
an 8 year old boy in the back of the head
\-- killing him instantly.
So I'm like "Oh. My. God.
Who's the bad driver now!?"
The Yin and Yang of dumplings and kebabs
An old asian man operates a store on the bottom floor of his house where he sells dumplings and kebabs. The dumplings are known for being the best in the entire city, but the kebabs are completely disgusting. The strange thing is, whenever you order a dumpling, you must also get a kebab with it. When people try to order just a dumpling, the old man straight up refuses. Many people avoid the shop for this reason.
One day, the man's nephew comes in, and asks "uncle, you know everybody loves your dumplings and hates your kebabs, right? You could probably get more business if you only sold dumplings." The old man leans in with a knowing smile, and says "I know that everyone loves my dumplings and hates the kebabs... But for all the light in this world, there must also be dark. Where something good is found, there must also be something bad. It is the way of the universe. Also this house has no toilet."
