Bacterial Jokes

Following is our collection of researchers humor and microorganisms one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Bacterial puns for adults, dirty outbreak jokes or clean diagnose gags for kids.

There is an abundance of bacterium jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 8 funniest jokes on bacterial. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any gastrointestinal witze you can hear about bacterial.

The Best jokes about Bacterial

I took a video of my symptoms that suggested a bacterial infection

it turned out to be viral.

My father's sister is obsessed with killing germs,

we call her Auntie Bacterial.

Did you hear about the bacterial outbreak in the office?

They said it was a staff infection.

Why did Shakespeare get so many bacterial infections?

Because he only had quillicillin

How are nuggets made?

Bacterial Meningitis


T cells

Killer T cells are where your immune system finds and destroys infected cells that have turned into virus-making factories.

Mr. T cells are where they pity the bacterial fools.

What do you call an Irishman with a dangerous bacterial infection?

A leperchaun! :D

Think you have bacterial vaginosis?

Let me do the taste test to find out

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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