The Best 11 Bacterial Jokes

Following is our collection of Bacterial jokes which are very funny. There are some bacterial microorganisms jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bacterial diagnose puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Bacterial Jokes and Puns

I took a video of my symptoms that suggested a bacterial infection

it turned out to be viral.

My father's sister is obsessed with killing germs,

we call her Auntie Bacterial.

Did you hear about the bacterial outbreak in the office?

They said it was a staff infection.

Why did Shakespeare get so many bacterial infections?

Because he only had quillicillin

How are nuggets made?

Bacterial Meningitis


Think you have bacterial vaginosis?

Let me do the taste test to find out

T cells

Killer T cells are where your immune system finds and destroys infected cells that have turned into virus-making factories.

Mr. T cells are where they pity the bacterial fools.

Why don't Americans get bacterial sickness?

They are uncultured.

Why did the bacterial colony overstay their visa in Ireland?

Because they had a really nice Dublin time.

What do you call a bacterial assassin?

Tumerculosis

What do you call an Irishman with a dangerous bacterial infection?

A leperchaun! :D

You can explore bacterial researchers reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean bacterial outbreak dad jokes. There are also bacterial puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bacterial bacterium jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bacterial gastrointestinal piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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