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I guess there is life on Mars after all.
...It multiplies by dividing!
It's a part of their culture.
They exchange cell numbers.
...she procreates every 30 minutes and causes diseases.
(Just came in my mind a few moments ago)
I plan to sell the secret to Dettol.
He experiences culture shock.
of soap and get eradicated. There is only one survivor.
Its ad campaign will carry the slogan "It helps Jew concentrate"
They use a start a cult-ure
Germany
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Neither are considered intelligent life forms.
Two bacteria walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve bacteria here."
And the bacteria says,
*"But we work here. We're staph."*
A bacteria walks into a bar and goes to walk into the kitchen. The bartender stops him and says, "hey, you're not allowed in there". the bacteria replies, "no, it's ok, I'm staff."
Micro Phelps.
He had diplomatic immunity.
Cultural appropriation.
He wanted to surprise the bacteria!
Germany.
Because viruses don't have culture
Lives are at steak.
The only culture some people have.
I told him to stop discriminating against other cultures.
So this girl came up to me and she said she would have sex with me and all I had to do was advertise some cleaner, but I didn't, because my will is strong, just as strong as Lysol cleaner with bleach. Perfect for killing bacteria in the kitchen, bathroom, and all over the house.
Pasteur Louis
To thank all of those bacteria that patiently obey the five second rule.
A fungi
One.
No, two. Actually, four.
No! Eight. No, sixteen. Oh God. Thirty-two. Nope, Sixty-four. No...
I guess you could say the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the dell
A Pro-Biotic
I Guess you could call me a breakout artist.
They are living on The Edge.
It was a PC culture.
The doctor said, "He's going through a phage..."
When the doctors told her she had flesh-eating bacteria they gave her 10 years to live
They're now going to use them in a mission to colonize Mars.
Bacteria
Patient: Because I wanted to surprise the bacteria.
A Brocoli
Me : I wanted to surprise the bacteria.
It makes me sick
Makes me sick
It makes me sick!
They're no-brainers.
A man of culture.
This is why tetanus vaccines are so important. For anti-vaxxers, that truth could be hard to swallow.
Any appreciation for lockjaw puns?
The bacteria said, "But I work here -- I'm staph."
cr
Why are bacteria so bad at math?
Because they multiply by dividing.
RIP Miss Henn. Miss her lots.
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