Following is our collection of bacterial humor and bacterium one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Bacteria puns for adults, dirty organisms jokes or clean immunity gags for kids.
There is an abundance of curium jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 48 funniest jokes on bacteria. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any daleks witze you can hear about bacteria.
...It multiplies by dividing!
Two bacteria walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve bacteria here."
And the bacteria says,
*"But we work here. We're staph."*
I told him to stop discriminating against other cultures.
It makes me sick!
I guess there is life on Mars after all.
I guess you could say the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the dell
Because viruses don't have culture
A man of culture.
Germany
They exchange cell numbers.
He experiences culture shock.
Makes me sick
They're no-brainers.
The only culture some people have.
When the doctors told her she had flesh-eating bacteria they gave her 10 years to live
Germany.
So this girl came up to me and she said she would have sex with me and all I had to do was advertise some cleaner, but I didn't, because my will is strong, just as strong as Lysol cleaner with bleach. Perfect for killing bacteria in the kitchen, bathroom, and all over the house.
of soap and get eradicated. There is only one survivor.
A bacteria walks into a bar and goes to walk into the kitchen. The bartender stops him and says, "hey, you're not allowed in there". the bacteria replies, "no, it's ok, I'm staff."
...she procreates every 30 minutes and causes diseases.
(Just came in my mind a few moments ago)
It's a part of their culture.
It makes me sick
Its ad campaign will carry the slogan "It helps Jew concentrate"
Cultural appropriation.
I Guess you could call me a breakout artist.
A fungi
Micro Phelps.
Lives are at steak.
The doctor said, "He's going through a phage..."
Neither are considered intelligent life forms.
He had diplomatic immunity.
Bacteria
Pasteur Louis
They use a start a cult-ure
A Pro-Biotic
A Brocoli
They are living on The Edge.
It was a PC culture.
To thank all of those bacteria that patiently obey the five second rule.
He wanted to surprise the bacteria!
One.
No, two. Actually, four.
No! Eight. No, sixteen. Oh God. Thirty-two. Nope, Sixty-four. No...
They're now going to use them in a mission to colonize Mars.
Patient: Because I wanted to surprise the bacteria.
I plan to sell the secret to Dettol.
Me : I wanted to surprise the bacteria.
An applause....
Fishion
GerMany
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.