The Best 3 Bacons Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bacons jokes. There are some bacons dicktator jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bacons eggies puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bacons Jokes and Puns

The fat cow

Teacher: Okay children, what does the chicken give you?
Children: "EGGS!!!!"
Teacher: Very good. What about the pig? What does the pig give you?
Children: "BACONS!!!!!"
Teacher: Oh wow, im impressed. What about the fat cow? What does the fat cow give you?
Children: "HOMEWORKS!!!!!"

If the Narwhal bacons at midnight, what does it do at noon?

It bakes off.

Why do we....

Cook bacons and bake cookies?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bacons potato jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bacons blt piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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