Backwards Jokes
167 backwards jokes and hilarious backwards puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about backwards that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Not sure why people say backwards jokes are more complicated than regular ones? Find out more about this trend and its origins, with a look at some of the most popular jokes! Enjoy a laugh on this special Backwards Day, and try to impress your friends by saying them sideways or even evian racecar!
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- Short Backwards Jokes
- Backwards One Liners
- Say Backwards Jokes
- Spelled Backwards Jokes
- Backwards Day Jokes
- Backwards Compatibility Jokes
- Backwards Hat Jokes
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Funniest Backwards Short Jokes
Short backwards jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The backwards humour may include short backward forward jokes also.
- I just discovered that the word "nothing" is a palindrome... Backwards it spells "gnihton", which also means nothing.
- I just discovered that the word 'nothing' is a palindrome... Backwards it spells 'gnihton', which also means nothing.
- Some say that if you play Nickelback backwards you'll hear Satan. Even worse, if you play it forwards you'll hear nickelback.
- The American Government is just like a car... If you want it to go forward you put it in (D) and if you want it to go backwards you put it in (R)
- Wife asks: Why are you watching our wedding video backwards? — I like the part when I take the ring off your finger, leave church and go to the bar with friends.
- Vladimir Zelenski is a backwards politician. Most politicians act like heroes to get elected and comedians while in office.
- Just got an email from Google detailing how they have devised a way to read maps backwards... Turns out to be spam
- I just discovered that the word nothing is a palindrome... Backwards it spells gnihton , which also means nothing.
- TIL why scuba divers fall backwards into the water Because if they fall forward, they would land in the boat.
- I received an email from Google It said, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards " I thought, "That's just spam."
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Backwards One Liners
Which backwards one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with backwards? I can suggest the ones about sideways and opposite direction.
- If you say AT&T backwards You sound like a canadian Bomb Technician.
- What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line.
- Doctor: Sir, i'm afraid your DNA is backwards Me: And ?
- Doctor: Sir, I have some bad news, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards Me: and?
- Don't spell part backwards It's a trap
- Racecar backwards is still racecar but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.
- If someone wants to say the word "motel" backwards Just letom.
- Today i learned TIL that dyslexia is the same forward and backwards
- Forward, it's heavy. Backwards, it's not. What is it? A ton
- What is heavy forwards and not backwards? ton
- "Tony, can you spell your name backwards?" Tony: sure... y not
- What do you call a plane that flies backwards? A receding airline.
- Strap-on backwards spells No-parts.
- Which cheese is made backwards? Edam!
(Kill me) - Backwards they were Why did everyone hate Yoda's jokes?
Say Backwards Jokes
Here is a list of funny say backwards jokes and even better say backwards puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Instead of Drew, I'm going to name my kid Driew. Now I know what you're thinking, but it's only Weird if you say it backwards.
- is it crazy how saying sentences backwards . . . . . .create backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
- instead of calling my son drew, I called him driew. It's only weird if you say it backwards.
- "Sorry," says the bartender, "I've run out of jokes. Besides, haven't you got this backwards?" A punchline walks into a bar.
- Hear me out!! Is it wierd how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how wierd it is?
- Burgundy sauce joke Check out what happens if you say Burgundy Sauce on snapchat and then play it backwards by Michael Heid.
- They say if you play the new Luke Bryan song backwards, you will hear a Satanic message. But that's not the worst part ...if you play it forwards, you'll hear the new Luke Bryan song.
- Teacher: Simon, can you say your name backwards? Simon replies: No Mis
- My friend Tony told me to never say his name backwards I replied "Y not?"
- I received an email about an online course on Map Reading & Navigation. They say it's so good you'll be able to read maps backwards.
But I soon realized it was just spam.
Spelled Backwards Jokes
Here is a list of funny spelled backwards jokes and even better spelled backwards puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I asked my friend to spell wonton backwards. He said not now
- What is False Information spelled backwards? False Information
- Have you ever thought about the word racecar and how it's a palindrome? Put it backwards and it spells racecar, put it sideways and it kills Paul Walker.
- What do you get when you spell man backwards? PTSD
- Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.
- If you spell gender backwards... ...you might be a redneg.
- Learnt an interesting fact today..... If you spell "Absolutely Nothing" backwards, you get "Gnihton Yletulosba" which actually means......... ........... Absolutely Nothing!!
- Have you ever wondered about those people who pay a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards!
- What's the difference between a word that's spelled the same forwards and backwards and your friend in Italy? One's a palindrome and one's a pal in Rome
- If someone asks you to spell 'part' backwards, don't do it It's a trap
Backwards Day Jokes
Here is a list of funny backwards day jokes and even better backwards day puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I got an email the other day teaching me how to read maps backwards Turns out it was just spam
- I had to call tech support for my computer the other day. Tech Support: It seems as though your operating system was installed backwards.
Me: So? - If you watch Cinderella backwards... it's the triumphant tale of a woman learning her place in the world. Happy International Women's day!
- I thought I saw god the other day. But it was just a dog walking backwards.
- Why did the boy go to school backwards? It was 'back to school' day.
Backwards Compatibility Jokes
Here is a list of funny backwards compatibility jokes and even better backwards compatibility puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a gay robot? Backwards Compatible!
- What do s**... women and Windows have in common? They're both backwards compatible.
Backwards Hat Jokes
Here is a list of funny backwards hat jokes and even better backwards hat puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare-line.
Hat tip to whoever posted the previous hair-themed rabbit joke. - There's only 3 reasons why a grown man should be wearing a backwards hat 1) He's a catcher in the MLB
2) He's a professional s**...
3) He's blowing his best friend
Amusing Backwards Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about backwards you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean backside jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make backwards pranks.
What happens if you play a country song backward?
You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.
What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?
He keeps coming and coming and coming.
the newlyweds go to the hotel swimming pool...
The guy goes to the diving board and performs a 2 1/2 sommersaults with 2 twists backwards.
-"Whoa, that was impressive," says the wife when the man comes back.
-"I was a double medallist in London olympics, dear".
So the woman dives in and does 90 lenghts of the pool in 2 1/2 minutes.
-"Baby, that WAS impressive", says the husband.
-"I was a p**... in Venice, dear"
I know the word diputserom sounds bad,
but its more s**... backwards
Scientists and spiders.
There was a scientist working away in obscurity for years with peculiar experiments on spiders. After years and years he placed an advertisement in several academic journals to let everyone know he and was to host a live show to demonstrate his findings.
At the event hundreds were there more out of curiosity than anything as the details of the findings were kept secret. The man himself wandered on stage and silenced the murmurs.
'Today I will demonstrate two things. The first being that spiders can understand and respond to basic commands.'
The crowd laughed and jeered but undeterred he opened a box on his desk and a spider crawled out.
'Spider, walk left'
The spider moved to its left. The crowd was silenced.
'Spider, move right.'
The spider moved right. The crowd gasped. Forward, backward, the spider responded again and again. The crowd applauded in awe.
The scientist then removed all of the spider's legs. The crowd, confused by this, watched in silence.
'Move left'
The spider didn't move.
'Move right'
Nothing. Forward, backward, no response.
'This is to demonstrate my second finding. Once you remove a spider's legs, it goes deaf.'
The day after Beethoven's f**...
The day after Beethoven's f**..., at midnight, a drunken man, having just left the bar, went into the graveyard, where he heard a strange sound. Looking for the source of the mysterious sound, he discovered it was coming from Beethoven's grave. Alarmed, he called his friends, and found they could hear the sound too (even the sober ones).
Soon, a crowd was forming at the graveyard. The mayor, who was very familiar with classical music, recognized the sound as Beethoven's 9th Symphony played backwards. When it ended, Beethoven's 8th Symphony started playing, also backwards, and then the 7th, and then the 6th, and so forth. At dawn, having reached a conclusion, the mayor said to the gathering crowd:
"There's nothing to fear, gentlemen. He's just decomposing."
Cheese Jokes
Q:What type of cheese do you use if you need to hide a horse?
A: Mascarpone
Q:What type of cheese do you use to make a Polar Bear come to you?
A:Camembert
Q: What type of cheese is made backwards?
A: Edam
Q:What type of cheese doesnt belong to you?
A: Nacho Cheese
Strange music
In Vienna, the great composer Mr. Beethoven had recently died and been buried in the city cemetery, with much mourning by the Viennese citizens.
A few nights after the burial, the town drunk is stumbling on his way home through the cemetery. All of a sudden he hears some very strange-sounding music wafting up from Beethoven's fresh burial plot. Terrified, the man runs through the streets, screaming about ghosts in the graveyard.
Pretty soon he's gathered quite a crowd around the grave, all muttering to each other about devils and ghosts. Finally one man makes his way to the front of the crowd, squats down by the grave, and listens.
"Why... that's Beethoven's Ninth Sympony, but... it's playing backwards!" He listens some more. "There's his Eighth Symphony, also backwards! ... And the seventh.... sixth..."
Finally he stands up and addresses the crowd. "My good people, you have nothing to fear. This is simply Mr. Beethoven decomposing."
If you watch Cinderella backwards..
It's about a woman who learns her place.
If you watch Jeopardy backwards...
... it becomes a show where people pay money to ask questions.
An American asked the Newfy scubadiver,
"Why do you jump into the water backwards?"
To which the Newfy replied, "If we jumped forwards, we'd still be in the boat."
If you watch Jeopardy backwards, it's about rich people paying money for answers to questions.
That is all.
The Energizer Bunny was found dead today from s**... exhaustion
His battery was put in backwards and he just kept coming and coming and coming.
What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?
a receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold haha
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?
Because if they fell forward they'd still be on the boat. :D
If you play a Windows Vista disc backwards, you can hear satanic chanting...
...what's worse, if you play it forwards, it installs Vista.
Why do scuba-divers jump backwards into the water?
Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.
How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?
Backwards.
I asked my Dad if we could get any pets...
He said pets are just a step backwards.
Please don't type Part A backwards
It's a trap!
If you listen to Nicki Minaj backwards, you'll hear the illuminati's plans
What's worse, if you listen to it forward, it's Nicki Minaj
I recently watched my wedding video backwards.
I love the part where I take the ring off her finger, leave the church and go drinking with my friends.
Don't read part A backwards
Its A trap
what do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hairline
A man walks into a graveyard..
A man is walking in a graveyard when he hears the Third Symphony played backward. When it's over, the Second Symphony starts playing, also backward, and then the First. What's going on? he asks a cemetery worker.
It's Beethoven, says the worker. He's decomposing.
It's quite ironic that "s**..."…
…backwards, spells 'no parts'…
A man gets pulled over for drunk driving...
To test if he's really drunk, the police officer tells the man to recite the alphabet backwards.
The man does it perfectly.
Impressed, the police officer says, "Wow! I couldn't do that if I were sober!"
The man replies with "Me neither!"
If you watch 127 Hours backwards
It's the uplifting story of an amputee finding an arm in the desert.
I played my wedding video backwards today.
It really cheered me up to see me take the ring off my wife's finger, walk out of church and go drinking with my friends.
A Driver gets Pulled Over
A man driving home from the bar gets pulled over by a police officer.
Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Driver: "I'm guessing you think I was drunk driving."
Officer: "Tell you what, my shift is ending so if you can spell the alphabet backwards, I'll let you go."
Driver: (very quickly) "ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA."
Officer: "Wow, I couldn't do that sober."
Driver: "Me neither."
racecar backwards is racecar
Racecar sideways is what killed Paul Walker.
Racecar backwards is still racecar
But racecar sideways is how Dale Earnhardt died.
Violets are blue, roses are red
We're doing this backwards
That's what she said
If you watch Godzilla backwards
it's about a dinosaur that passionately pieces a city back together before moonwalking into the sea.
I watched the video of my wedding backwards.
I almost cried when I took the ring back, gave her back to her father, moonwalked out of the church, and went away, free.
Wow: I made it to front page! Thanks guys!
Don't live backwards:
It's evil.
The word diputseromneve is pretty s**...
But backwards it's even more s**....
Did you know that if you play Nickelback backwards you can hear the devil?
But what's even worse is that if you play it forwards you can hear Nickelback
Didi you hear about what happened to the woman who walked backwards into a propeller?
Disaster...
Did you hear about the guy who put his c**... on backwards?
He went.
If you read the bible backwards its about a man sent to earth on a cross who is helped down by some Romans and told to go on his way. He then travels the world making people blind and giving them leprosy. He even ruins a meal for a huge crowd by turning all their food into 2 fish and 5 loaves.
He gets fewer followers as time goes by and in the end he's lying in a stable and 3 old men steal all his presents.
"Dad, why is my sister's name Esor?"
"Because your mother loves roses, her name is rose backwards."
"Thanks Dad!"
"No problem Lana."
The word "diputseromneve" may look ridiculous,
but backwards it's even more s**...
racecar backwards is racecar
Racecar sideways is probably Paul Walker
When Mozart died, you could hear his music playing backwards at his grave.
He was decomposing.
When Mozart died
When Mozart died people would go and visit his grave, but they kept hearing his music playing backwards.
Even when they left and came back, there was still his music playing backwards. People were confused why the music was always backwards, then they finally figured it out...
He was decomposing.
Marriage
**Before Marriage**
Boy: Ah, finally, I've waited so long.
Girl: You want me to leave?
Boy: No. I dare to not even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course. Lots!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No! Why are you asking me?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every time I get the chance!
Girl: Will you ever hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy? Of course not!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling?
**After Marriage**
Read it Backwards.
Has anyone else noticed that s**...
Is No parts backwards. How ironic
Got an email from Google Earth proudly stating that they can read maps backwards.
I thought to myself, "That's just spam."
Bill Gates is pulled over by a police officer one night after his car is seen swerving on the highway
The police officer asks, "Have you had anything to drink tonight, sir?"
Bill says, "Absolutely not, officer."
The cop says, "Can you please count backwards from 10 for me?"
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Bill replies, "10, 8, 7, Vista, XP, ME, 2000, NT, 98, 95, 3, 2, 1."
What do you call a group of Bunnys hopping backwards?
A receding hair line
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
What kind of cheese is made backwards?
Edam
