backwards Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious backwards puns

What do you get when you spell "man" backwards?

Flashbacks

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I just discovered that the word 'nothing' is a palindrome...

Backwards it spells 'gnihton', which also means nothing.

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What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Doctor: Sir, i'm afraid your DNA is backwards

Me: And ?

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Some say that if you play Nickelback backwards you'll hear Satan.

Even worse, if you play it forwards you'll hear Nickelback.

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I watched the video of my wedding backwards.

I almost cried when I took the ring back, gave her back to her father, moonwalked out of the church, and went away, free.

Wow: I made it to front page! Thanks guys!

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Don't spell part backwards

It's a trap

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The American Government is just like a car...

If you want it to go forward you put it in (D) and if you want it to go backwards you put it in (R)

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Racecar backwards is still racecar

but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.

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Man in ecstasy...

He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his wife moved forward, then backwards, forward, then backwards again, back and forth, back and forth...in and out...in and out.

It was going on 20 minutes at this point...

Her heart was pounding...her face was flushed...then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder.

Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted:

*"OK, OK! I can't park the damn car! You do it, you smug bastard!"*

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If someone wants to say the word "motel" backwards

Just letom.

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Just got an email from Google detailing how they have devised a way to read maps backwards...

Turns out to be spam

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Man in ecstasy

He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his wife moved forward, then backwards, forward, then backwards again, back and forth, back and forth...in and out...in and out.

It was going on 20 minutes at this point...

Her heart was pounding...her face was flushed...then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder. Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted:

*"OK, OK! I can't park the damn car! You do it, you smug bastard!"*

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TIL why scuba divers fall backwards into the water

Because if they fall forward, they would land in the boat.

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I received an email from Google

It said, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards " I thought, "That's just spam."

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Got an email from Google the other day...

"At Google Earth, we're so good we can read maps backwards"

I thought "that's just spam."

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He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face,...

...as his wife moved forward, then backwards, forward, then backwards again, back and forth, back and forth...in and out...in and out.

It was going on 20 minutes at this point...

Her heart was pounding...her face was flushed...then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder.

Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted:

"OK, OK! I can't park the damn car! You do it, you smug bastard!"

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A Driver gets Pulled Over

A man driving home from the bar gets pulled over by a police officer.

Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Driver: "I'm guessing you think I was drunk driving."

Officer: "Tell you what, my shift is ending so if you can spell the alphabet backwards, I'll let you go."

Driver: (very quickly) "ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA."

Officer: "Wow, I couldn't do that sober."

Driver: "Me neither."

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If you watch Jeopardy backwards, it's about rich people paying money for answers to questions.

That is all.

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Today i learned

TIL that dyslexia is the same forward and backwards

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Did you know that if you play Nickelback backwards you can hear the devil?

But what's even worse is that if you play it forwards you can hear Nickelback

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If you play a Windows Vista disc backwards, you can hear satanic chanting...

...what's worse, if you play it forwards, it installs Vista.

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What is heavy forwards and not backwards?

ton

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"Tony, can you spell your name backwards?"

Tony: sure... y not

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I played my wedding video backwards today.

It really cheered me up to see me take the ring off my wife's finger, walk out of church and go drinking with my friends.

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I recently watched my wedding video backwards.

I love the part where I take the ring off her finger, leave the church and go drinking with my friends.

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Strap-on backwards spells No-parts.

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is it crazy how saying sentences backwards . . .

. . .create backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

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Which cheese is made backwards?

Edam!

(Kill me)

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I know the word diputserom sounds bad,

but its more stupid backwards

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If you watch 127 Hours backwards

It's the uplifting story of an amputee finding an arm in the desert.

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The word "diputseromneve" may look ridiculous,

but backwards it's even more stupid

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Why do Jewish people watch porn backwards?

They like the part where the prostitute pays them

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Don't read part A backwards

Its A trap

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward they'd still be on the boat. :D

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