Backwards Jokes

Following is our collection of funnies and chistes working better than reddit. They include Backwards puns, dirty or clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.

The Best jokes about Backwards

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I just discovered that the word 'nothing' is a palindrome...

Backwards it spells 'gnihton', which also means nothing.

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Doctor: Sir, i'm afraid your DNA is backwards

Me: And ?

Some say that if you play Nickelback backwards you'll hear Satan.

Even worse, if you play it forwards you'll hear Nickelback.

I watched the video of my wedding backwards.

I almost cried when I took the ring back, gave her back to her father, moonwalked out of the church, and went away, free.

Wow: I made it to front page! Thanks guys!

Don't spell part backwards

It's a trap

The American Government is just like a car...

If you want it to go forward you put it in (D) and if you want it to go backwards you put it in (R)

Racecar backwards is still racecar

but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.

If someone wants to say the word "motel" backwards

Just letom.

Just got an email from Google detailing how they have devised a way to read maps backwards...

Turns out to be spam

TIL why scuba divers fall backwards into the water

Because if they fall forward, they would land in the boat.

I received an email from Google

It said, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards " I thought, "That's just spam."

A Driver gets Pulled Over

A man driving home from the bar gets pulled over by a police officer.

Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Driver: "I'm guessing you think I was drunk driving."

Officer: "Tell you what, my shift is ending so if you can spell the alphabet backwards, I'll let you go."

Driver: (very quickly) "ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA."

Officer: "Wow, I couldn't do that sober."

Driver: "Me neither."

If you watch Jeopardy backwards, it's about rich people paying money for answers to questions.

That is all.

Today i learned

TIL that dyslexia is the same forward and backwards

Did you know that if you play Nickelback backwards you can hear the devil?

But what's even worse is that if you play it forwards you can hear Nickelback

If you play a Windows Vista disc backwards, you can hear satanic chanting...

...what's worse, if you play it forwards, it installs Vista.

When Mozart died, you could hear his music playing backwards at his grave.

He was decomposing.

What is heavy forwards and not backwards?

ton

"Tony, can you spell your name backwards?"

Tony: sure... y not

I played my wedding video backwards today.

It really cheered me up to see me take the ring off my wife's finger, walk out of church and go drinking with my friends.

I recently watched my wedding video backwards.

I love the part where I take the ring off her finger, leave the church and go drinking with my friends.

Strap-on backwards spells No-parts.

is it crazy how saying sentences backwards . . .

. . .create backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

Which cheese is made backwards?

Edam!

(Kill me)

I know the word diputserom sounds bad,

but its more stupid backwards

If you watch 127 Hours backwards

It's the uplifting story of an amputee finding an arm in the desert.

The word "diputseromneve" may look ridiculous,

but backwards it's even more stupid

Don't read part A backwards

Its A trap

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward they'd still be on the boat. :D

The word diputseromneve is pretty stupid

But backwards it's even more stupid.

I asked my Dad if we could get any pets...

He said pets are just a step backwards.

"Sorry," says the bartender, "I've run out of jokes. Besides, haven't you got this backwards?"

A punchline walks into a bar.

"Dad, why is my sister's name Esor?"

"Because your mother loves roses, her name is rose backwards."

"Thanks Dad!"

"No problem Lana."

Please don't type Part A backwards

It's a trap!

What is False Information spelled backwards?

False Information

Have you ever thought about the word racecar and how it's a palindrome?

Put it backwards and it spells racecar, put it sideways and it kills Paul Walker.

Why do scuba-divers jump backwards into the water?

Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.

I got an email the other day teaching me how to read maps backwards

Turns out it was just spam

If you watch Godzilla backwards

it's about a dinosaur that passionately pieces a city back together before moonwalking into the sea.

What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?

a receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold haha

The Energizer Bunny was found dead today from sexual exhaustion

His battery was put in backwards and he just kept coming and coming and coming.

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

Don't live backwards:

It's evil.

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 on those little bottles of Evian water?

Try spelling Evian backwards.

Racecar backwards is still racecar

But racecar sideways is how Dale Earnhardt died.

If you watch Cinderella backwards..

It's about a woman who learns her place.

What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

An American asked the Newfy scubadiver,

"Why do you jump into the water backwards?"

To which the Newfy replied, "If we jumped forwards, we'd still be in the boat."

When Mozart died

When Mozart died people would go and visit his grave, but they kept hearing his music playing backwards.

Even when they left and came back, there was still his music playing backwards. People were confused why the music was always backwards, then they finally figured it out...

He was decomposing.

Violets are blue, roses are red

We're doing this backwards

That's what she said

If you watch Jeopardy backwards...

... it becomes a show where people pay money to ask questions.

Little boy and a priest

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and
noticed he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father..'

The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'

The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of
many.'

The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he
doesn't wear his collar that way!'

The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and
went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,
"Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards
instead of your collar."

Teacher: Simon, can you say your name backwards?

Simon replies: No Mis

If you listen to Nicki Minaj backwards, you'll hear the illuminati's plans

What's worse, if you listen to it forward, it's Nicki Minaj

How to get a PhD in Music

In some colleges of music, part of the doctoral requirement is to compose an original full length symphony. Because modern music sounds so weird, a good ploy is to take a well-known classical symphony, write it backwards and submit it as an original work. One student took the daring step of taking his professor's doctoral symphony and reversing it. The student failed to receive his degree. The examiners remarked, "You just reproduced Sibelius' Fourth Symphony with not a single note changed!"

Did you hear about the guy who put his condom on backwards?

He went.

Didi you hear about what happened to the woman who walked backwards into a propeller?

Disaster...

racecar backwards is racecar

Racecar sideways is what killed Paul Walker.

racecar backwards is racecar

Racecar sideways is probably Paul Walker

A man gets pulled over for drunk driving...

To test if he's really drunk, the police officer tells the man to recite the alphabet backwards.

The man does it perfectly.

Impressed, the police officer says, "Wow! I couldn't do that if I were sober!"

The man replies with "Me neither!"

If you read the bible backwards its about a man sent to earth on a cross who is helped down by some Romans and told to go on his way. He then travels the world making people blind and giving them leprosy. He even ruins a meal for a huge crowd by turning all their food into 2 fish and 5 loaves.

He gets fewer followers as time goes by and in the end he's lying in a stable and 3 old men steal all his presents.

Have you ever wondered about those people who pay a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water?

Try spelling Evian backwards!

what do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hairline

You probably know how most cheese is produced, and the steps taken to make the different varieties of cheese,

but did you know Edam is made backwards?

What's the difference between a word that's spelled the same forwards and backwards and your friend in Italy?

One's a palindrome and one's a pal in Rome

You have to admit, Apple is being treated unfairly after the recent news about the iPhone 6+...

They merely wanted to provide a phone with the flexibility their customers demanded. It's clear that Apple bends over backwards for their fans, and they wanted to build a flagship phone which does so, too.

You could say that the iPhone 6+ is ... ahead of the curve.

What's an asymmetrical word, which means the same when spelt backwards?

- Nothing

The Music Major

A student has a music major final due, he must compose a symphony.

Out of time, he decides to go to the library to find sheet music and simply write it backwards and submit it as his own. He looks through the stacks and finds one from his very professor when he was a student. He copies it down very fast and doesnt even have a look before substituting it.

Days later, he gets an F. He asks his professor if the music was no good. The professor says it's the best he's ever heard, but wasn't sure why he thought he could get away with submitting Beethoven's 9th symphony.

As my two-and-a-half-year old granddaughter and I are about to go out the door, I look down.

As I looked down, our 'big girl' had her shoes on backwards. So I said, "Good job putting your shoes on by yourself, Love, but you have them on the wrong feet."
She looks down.
She looks back up at me and says with big innocent eyes, "But Grammy, I don't have any other feet?!" ♡♡

What happens when you play a country song backwards?

You get your girl back, you get your truck back, you may even get your dog back.

I was walking through a graveyard in Europe...

When I heard some strange music coming from one of the graves. Turns out, it was coming from Beethoven's grave. I took out my phone and recorded it, then took it to a friend of mine to identify.

"This is really strange...", he said. "This sounds like one of Beethoven's Symphonies, but it's backwards."

"Well, that makes sense", I said. "He's decomposing."

Two guys were roaring down the road on a motorcycle...

Two guys were roaring down the road on a motorcycle when the driver slowed up and pulled over.

His leather jacket had a broken zipper, and he told his friend, "I can't drive anymore with the air hitting me in the chest like that." "Just put the jacket on backwards." His friend advised.

They continued down the road but around the next bend, they lost control and wiped out. A nearby farmer came upon the accident and ran to call the police.

They asked him, "Are they showing any signs of life?" "Well," the farmer explained, "the driver was until I turned his head around the right way!"

the newlyweds go to the hotel swimming pool...

The guy goes to the diving board and performs a 2 1/2 sommersaults with 2 twists backwards.

-"Whoa, that was impressive," says the wife when the man comes back.

-"I was a double medallist in London olympics, dear".

So the woman dives in and does 90 lenghts of the pool in 2 1/2 minutes.

-"Baby, that WAS impressive", says the husband.

-"I was a prostitute in Venice, dear"

What happens when you play a modern country song, backwards?

Your truck fixes itself, your dog comes back to life, your girlfriend comes back to you, and your beer refills itself.

Suddenly I hear classical music coming from a grave, sounds like its being played backwards?

Oh, that's just Beethoven decomposing .

they say that if you play nickelback backwards, it's devil worship...

But even worse, if you play it forwards it's nickelback

If someone asks you to spell 'part' backwards, don't do it

It's a trap

If you play Nickelback backwards...

You hear messages from the devil...

But even worse if you play Nickelback forwards you hear Nickelback!!!

Cheese Jokes

Q:What type of cheese do you use if you need to hide a horse?
A: Mascarpone

Q:What type of cheese do you use to make a Polar Bear come to you?
A:Camembert

Q: What type of cheese is made backwards?
A: Edam

Q:What type of cheese doesnt belong to you?
A: Nacho Cheese

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line

So a man was walking through a graveyard...

When he began hearing music coming from one of the graves. So he followed the sound and ended up at Beethoven's grave. Then he recognized the music, it was Beethoven's 9th but it was playing backwards! So the man called up his friend to come check it out and when the friend arrived Beethoven's 7th was playing, backwards as well. They called the caretaker and he arrived as Beethoven's 5th was playing and even he could not figure it out! They called doctors scientists and nobody could explain what was happening. Finally the music teacher arrived just as Beethoven's first was about to end and the crowd of people asked him what was happening. "That's easy!" The musician replied. "He's decomposing!"

The former governor of Alaska is contributing to the manufacturing of new unmanned aircraft for the Afghanistan War.

These quadricopters are going to be named "Strikekirts", which reads the same forwards and backwards.

Why?

It's because they are Palindrones.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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