The Best 26 Backward Jokes

Following is our collection of Backward jokes which are very funny. There are some backward back jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these backward flawless puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Backward Jokes and Puns

‌‌I j‌‌ust d‌‌iscovered t‌‌hat t‌‌he w‌‌ord "‌‌nothing" i‌‌s a‌‌ p‌‌alindrome...

Backwards i‌‌t s‌‌pells "‌‌gnihton", w‌‌hich a‌‌lso m‌‌eans n‌‌othing.

A man walks into a graveyard..

A man is walking in a graveyard when he hears the Third Symphony played backward. When it's over, the Second Symphony starts playing, also backward, and then the First. What's going on? he asks a cemetery worker.

It's Beethoven, says the worker. He's decomposing.

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

How does a backward poet write?

Inverse.

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

A receeding Herr line.


A man is walking in a graveyard

when he hears the Third Symphony playing backwards.
When it's over the Second Sympnony also starts playing backward.

"What's going on ?" he asks the cemetry worker.

"It's Beethoven" says the worker "he is decomposing"

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

The topic for my ninth-grade class was palindromes, words or sentences that are the same read forward and backward. I asked the question, "What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?"

I was expecting the answer "Madam, I'm Adam," but one student had a better reply:

"Wow."

If you play Nickelback

If you play a Nickelback song backward you'll hear Satanic messages, Even worse, If you play it forward you'll hear Nickelback.

Just got an email from Google explaining how to read maps backward...

Turned out to be spam

What do you do to backwards scented muffins?

sniffum

What do you call an Transformer driving backward?

Dyslexicon

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Why do New Zealanders always do well at rowing?

Because it combines the two things they are best at,
sitting down,
and going backward....

Backwards Compatibility.

People hated on the new console generation because they weren't backwards compatible, the Internet practically crucified Sony and Microsoft. But really people have always been like this.

Did you see what they did to that Jesus guy when he announced Christianity was no longer backwards compatible with Judaism?

What do you call a county that lacks a modern telecommunications system?

"Technologically backward"

What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system?

"Economically underdeveloped."

What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system?

"America"

What does boss spell backward?

Double-S-O-B.

The man of Latvian walk street when...

...see the police cab is drive backward.

Man make questioning of police, "why drive the backward?" Officer of Policing respond, "Road narrow. We try to turning around!" Man thinking this is fine; keeping of walk.

Much time in future, man see same polices drive backwards, in opposite direction. Askings, "why the driving in opposite way?" Polices: "We turned around!"

Little Minnie was digging a pit in her house's backward ...

... Curious, her neighboring lady asked her what she was doing.

"My parrot died yesterday. I'm preparing to bury him."

"Ohhh, that's so sad. But why such a big grave for a little parrot?"

"Coz he's in your cat's stomach."

My daily regime

My doctor took one look at my gut and refused to believe that I work out. So I listed the exercises I do every day: jump to conclusions, climb the walls, drag my heels, push my luck, make mountains out of molehills, bend over backward, run around in circles, put my foot in my mouth, go over the edge, and beat around the bush.

Politics is alot like driving

D to go forward, R to go backward


A man is late to work so his boss asks him why...

He responds every step forward I took I went backward two
The boss replies how did you get to work?
The man responds I started heading home

I think I might just be a backwards stripper...

I'll walk in naked, and people will pay me to put my clothes back on.

Strap on is just...

No parts spelled backward.

If you spell McDonald's backward, it reads "S'dlanodcm", which is the name of a famous restaurant chain when reversed.

If progress is to go forward,What is going backward?

Congress

Have you heard of the new Italian tanks?

I hear they have 2 gears forward and 3 backward

Look! I can do my ABC's backwards!

-"go on then"
-"nahh CBA"

Credit to 'Fweng chweng!'

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