Backward Forward Jokes
72 backward forward jokes and hilarious backward forward puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about backward forward that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Backward Forward Short Jokes
Short backward forward jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The backward forward humour may include short backwards jokes also.
- Some say that if you play Nickelback backwards you'll hear Satan. Even worse, if you play it forwards you'll hear nickelback.
- The American Government is just like a car... If you want it to go forward you put it in (D) and if you want it to go backwards you put it in (R)
- TIL why scuba divers fall backwards into the water Because if they fall forward, they would land in the boat.
- If you play Nicki Minaj songs backwards you can hear satanic message..... even worse, if you play them forwards you can hear Nicki Minaj.
- Did you know that if you play Nickelback backwards you can hear the devil? But what's even worse is that if you play it forwards you can hear Nickelback
- A Mexican magician works on Microsoft Windows Uno, and *p**...*, DOS is gone without a tres.
- Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward they'd still be on the boat. :D
- Why do scuba divers always fall out of the boat backwards? Cause if they went forwards they'd just fall in the boat.
- Why do scuba-divers jump backwards into the water? Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.
- Why do divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.
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Backward Forward One Liners
Which backward forward one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with backward forward? I can suggest the ones about say backwards and fast forward.
- Today i learned TIL that dyslexia is the same forward and backwards
- Forward, it's heavy. Backwards, it's not. What is it? A ton
- What is heavy forwards and not backwards? ton
- Voting is just like driving. To go forward, choose D.
To go backwards, choose R. - What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards? Dyslexia
- Politics is alot like driving D to go forward, R to go backward
- TIL Why divers fall backwards off of a boat You stay on the boat when you fall forwards.
- Why do divers drop backwards to dive? If they'd drop forward, they'd land in the boat!
- If progress is to go forward,What is going backward? Congress
- Have you heard of the new Italian tanks? I hear they have 2 gears forward and 3 backward
- What's spelled the same forwards and backwards? Ansjdsnsbsnxndbsnxnsbdnxnsbsnsdjsna
- Racecar forward is racecar backwards... But tunasub backwards is bus a nut.
Fun-Filled Backward Forward Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about backward forward you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean forward jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make backward forward pranks.
p**... asks Murphy, 'Why do scuba divers fall off their boats backwards?"
Murphy replies, "If they fell forwards they'd still be on the f*cking boat!"
Scientists and spiders.
There was a scientist working away in obscurity for years with peculiar experiments on spiders. After years and years he placed an advertisement in several academic journals to let everyone know he and was to host a live show to demonstrate his findings.
At the event hundreds were there more out of curiosity than anything as the details of the findings were kept secret. The man himself wandered on stage and silenced the murmurs.
'Today I will demonstrate two things. The first being that spiders can understand and respond to basic commands.'
The crowd laughed and jeered but undeterred he opened a box on his desk and a spider crawled out.
'Spider, walk left'
The spider moved to its left. The crowd was silenced.
'Spider, move right.'
The spider moved right. The crowd gasped. Forward, backward, the spider responded again and again. The crowd applauded in awe.
The scientist then removed all of the spider's legs. The crowd, confused by this, watched in silence.
'Move left'
The spider didn't move.
'Move right'
Nothing. Forward, backward, no response.
'This is to demonstrate my second finding. Once you remove a spider's legs, it goes deaf.'
An American asked the Newfy scubadiver,
"Why do you jump into the water backwards?"
To which the Newfy replied, "If we jumped forwards, we'd still be in the boat."
Why do scuba divers dive out of the boat backwards?
'cause if they dive forward they fall in the boat
they say that if you play nickelback backwards, it's devil worship...
But even worse, if you play it forwards it's nickelback
French tanks have 6 gears for going backwards and only 1 gear for going forward
In case they get attacked from behind
If you listen to Nicki Minaj backwards, you'll hear the illuminati's plans
What's worse, if you listen to it forward, it's Nicki Minaj
Howard and Dale walk into a bar
They sit down at the bar and see people scuba diving on the tv.
"So here's a question" says Howard "How come scuba divers sit on the side of the boat with their oxygen tanks facing outward, and fall backwards off the boat?"
Dale thought for a minute and then said "Thats easy, if they fell forward they'd still be in the frigging boat!"
p**... And Murphy Are In The Pub
p**... and Murphy are havin' a pint in the pub, when some scuba divers come on the TV. p**... says, "Murphy, why is it them deep sea divers always sit on the side of the boat with them air tanks on their backs, and fall backwards out of the boat?" Murphy thinks for a minute then says, "That's easy. It's 'cos if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the friggin boat!"
Do you know why scuba divers roll backwards off boats?
Because if they rolled forward they would just go into the boat
Voting is a lot like driving
You wanna go forward put it in D you wanna go backwards put it in R
Why do divers fall backwards out of the boat whilst diving?
Because if they fell forward they would land in the boat.
The former governor of Alaska is contributing to the manufacturing of new unmanned aircraft for the Afghanistan War.
These quadricopters are going to be named "Strikekirts", which reads the same forwards and backwards.
Why?
It's because they are Palindrones.
Why do scuba divers dive backwards?
Cause if they dived forward they would fell on the boat.
Real reason so that the eye and nose masks don't get filled with water on the impact straightforward and the oxygen tanks are heavy and it would exert less strain on the back. A prudent way.
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Edited few grammar mistakes.
The reason why Scuba-divers dive backwards
is because they'll just hit their heads in their boats if they dive forward.
Why do deep sea divers always roll backwards off the boat?
When they roll forwards they're still on the boat.
If you play Nickelback
If you play a Nickelback song backward you'll hear Satanic messages, Even worse, If you play it forward you'll hear Nickelback.
There's a rumor that if you play a Nickleback album backwards it plays satanic messages. But that's nothing....
... if you play it forwards it plays a Nickleback album.
The new french tank has 14 gears
Thirteen go backwards, one goes forwards in case the enemy attacks from behind
If you play Nickelback backwards...
You hear messages from the devil...
But even worse if you play Nickelback forwards you hear Nickelback!!!
What's the difference between a word that's spelled the same forwards and backwards and your friend in Italy?
One's a palindrome and one's a pal in Rome
A boxer loses his sight in a freak accident.
Not being able to compete again, all he can do now is training with his loyal training partner and hitting the bag. Since he can't see, he is required to remember and move only a certain amount of steps (both forward and backwards) to keep the distance. Suddenly his partner stops the session and the boxer asks why they stopped. His partner says: we stopped because you messed up the punch line.
Why do scubadivers roll backwards out of the boat?
If they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat.
Credit to my girlfriend and boyfriend. They the real heroes.
One of the Monty python team has invented an unmanned aircraft that does sky-writing that's spelled the same backwards as forwards...
It's a Palin drone...
Did you know that "sdrawrof dna sdrawkcab emas eht" backwards is
the same backwards and forwards
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?
The topic for my ninth-grade class was palindromes, words or sentences that are the same read forward and backward. I asked the question, "What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?"
I was expecting the answer "Madam, I'm Adam," but one student had a better reply:
"Wow."
A daredevil was dared to walk backwards on a tightrope.
You could say he wasn't looking forward to it
A man is late to work so his boss asks him why...
He responds every step forward I took I went backward two
The boss replies how did you get to work?
The man responds I started heading home
Why do divers always fall off the boat backwards?
Because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
Why scuba divers always flip backwards when jumping from boat in water?
Because if they flip forward they would still be in boat.
Do you know why divers fall backwards into the water.
If they fall forward they will fall on the boat floor
Why do scuba-divers fall backwards off a boat into water?
Because if the fell forwards theyd land in the boat.
They say if you play the new Luke Bryan song backwards, you will hear a Satanic message. But that's not the worst part
...if you play it forwards, you'll hear the new Luke Bryan song.
TIL why scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat.
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
Please don't ban me.
TIL That Elbillug is the only word that is pronounced the same forward and backward.
Well, that and Rekcus.
Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat?
If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
Why do scuba divers always fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fall forwards, they would land in the boat.
Why do scuba drivers roll backwards off the boat?
Because if they rolled forward they would miss the water.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water from the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
Why do divers fall backwards off of boats?
Because if they fell forward they'd bang their heads on the deck.
Why do divers always fall backwards from the boat
If the fall forward they'd still be on the boat
What do you call a camel that looks the same walking forward as it does walking backward?
A palindromedary.