Backward Forward Jokes
50 backward forward jokes and hilarious backward forward puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about backward forward that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Backward Forward Short Jokes
Short backward forward jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The backward forward humour may include short backwards jokes also.
- Some say that if you play Nickelback backwards you'll hear Satan. Even worse, if you play it forwards you'll hear nickelback.
- The American Government is just like a car... If you want it to go forward you put it in (D) and if you want it to go backwards you put it in (R)
- TIL why scuba divers fall backwards into the water Because if they fall forward, they would land in the boat.
- Did you know that if you play Nickelback backwards you can hear the devil? But what's even worse is that if you play it forwards you can hear Nickelback
- A Mexican magician works on Microsoft Windows Uno, and *p**...*, DOS is gone without a tres.
- Why do scuba-divers jump backwards into the water? Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.
- An American asked the Newfy scubadiver, "Why do you jump into the water backwards?"
To which the Newfy replied, "If we jumped forwards, we'd still be in the boat." - They say if you play the new Luke Bryan song backwards, you will hear a Satanic message. But that's not the worst part ...if you play it forwards, you'll hear the new Luke Bryan song.
- What do you call a camel that looks the same walking forward as it does walking backward? A palindromedary.
- What's the difference between a word that's spelled the same forwards and backwards and your friend in Italy? One's a palindrome and one's a pal in Rome
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Backward Forward One Liners
Which backward forward one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with backward forward? I can suggest the ones about say backwards and fast forward.
- Today i learned TIL that dyslexia is the same forward and backwards
- Forward, it's heavy. Backwards, it's not. What is it? A ton
- What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards? Dyslexia
- TIL Why divers fall backwards off of a boat You stay on the boat when you fall forwards.
- If progress is to go forward,What is going backward? Congress
- Have you heard of the new Italian tanks? I hear they have 2 gears forward and 3 backward
- What's spelled the same forwards and backwards? Ansjdsnsbsnxndbsnxnsbdnxnsbsnsdjsna
- Racecar forward is racecar backwards... But tunasub backwards is bus a nut.
Fun-Filled Backward Forward Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about backward forward you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean forward jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make backward forward pranks.
The new french tank is pretty cool, it can go in 16 directions.
15 of which go backwards, 1 goes forwards in case the enemy comes from behind.
My dad's favourite joke. Mine too.
There was a scientist working away in obscurity for years with peculiar experiments on spiders. After years and years he placed an advertisement in several academic journals to let the community know he and was to host a live show to demonstrate his findings.
At the event hundreds were there more out of curiosity than anything as the details of the findings were kept secret. The man himself wandered on stage and silenced the murmurs.
'Today I will demonstrate two things. The first being that spiders can understand and respond to basic commands.'
The crowd laughed and jeered but undeterred he opened a box on his desk and a spider crawled out.
'Spider, walk left'
The spider moved to its left. The crowd was silenced.
'Spider, move right.'
The spider moved right. The crowd gasped. Forward, backward, the spider responded again and again. The crowd applauded in awe.
The scientist then removed all of the spider's legs. The crowd, confused by this, watched in silence.
'Move left'
The spider didn't move.
'Move right'
Nothing. Forward, backward, no response.
'This is to demonstrate my second finding. Once you remove a spider's legs, it goes deaf.'
Scientists and spiders.
There was a scientist working away in obscurity for years with peculiar experiments on spiders. After years and years he placed an advertisement in several academic journals to let everyone know he and was to host a live show to demonstrate his findings.
At the event hundreds were there more out of curiosity than anything as the details of the findings were kept secret. The man himself wandered on stage and silenced the murmurs.
'Today I will demonstrate two things. The first being that spiders can understand and respond to basic commands.'
The crowd laughed and jeered but undeterred he opened a box on his desk and a spider crawled out.
'Spider, walk left'
The spider moved to its left. The crowd was silenced.
'Spider, move right.'
The spider moved right. The crowd gasped. Forward, backward, the spider responded again and again. The crowd applauded in awe.
The scientist then removed all of the spider's legs. The crowd, confused by this, watched in silence.
'Move left'
The spider didn't move.
'Move right'
Nothing. Forward, backward, no response.
'This is to demonstrate my second finding. Once you remove a spider's legs, it goes deaf.'
Why do scuba divers throw themselves backwards off of boats?
Because if they threw themselves forwards they would land in the boat.
Not-so lil Johnny anymore
Tired of Johnny's bed wetting, his mommy comes up with a way she could teach him to do it right by himself and so, she calls on Johnny, tells him the following set of steps to follow the next time he would pee. She told Johnny to shout the number out loud so that she could hear him from behind the door.
And the steps go like this
1 - Open the flier
2 - Hold it out and aim for the centre
3 - Pull the skin backwards and give it a gentle shake and pull it back forwards
4 - Put it back in the sack and close the flier
And within just a few weeks, she was happy that it was working quite well as she could hear johnny read the numbers out loud 1,2,3 and 4 until one fine day, when all she could hear Johnny say was
1,2,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3.......
they say that if you play nickelback backwards, it's devil worship...
But even worse, if you play it forwards it's nickelback
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If you listen to Nicki Minaj backwards, you'll hear the illuminati's plans
What's worse, if you listen to it forward, it's Nicki Minaj
Howard and Dale walk into a bar
They sit down at the bar and see people scuba diving on the tv.
"So here's a question" says Howard "How come scuba divers sit on the side of the boat with their oxygen tanks facing outward, and fall backwards off the boat?"
Dale thought for a minute and then said "Thats easy, if they fell forward they'd still be in the frigging boat!"
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p**... And Murphy Are In The Pub
p**... and Murphy are havin' a pint in the pub, when some scuba divers come on the TV. p**... says, "Murphy, why is it them deep sea divers always sit on the side of the boat with them air tanks on their backs, and fall backwards out of the boat?" Murphy thinks for a minute then says, "That's easy. It's 'cos if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the friggin boat!"
Why does Michael Jackson moves backward when he moonwalks?
Because moving forward is just walking.
The former governor of Alaska is contributing to the manufacturing of new unmanned aircraft for the Afghanistan War.
These quadricopters are going to be named "Strikekirts", which reads the same forwards and backwards.
Why?
It's because they are Palindrones.
The reason why Scuba-divers dive backwards
is because they'll just hit their heads in their boats if they dive forward.
If you play Nickelback
If you play a Nickelback song backward you'll hear Satanic messages, Even worse, If you play it forward you'll hear Nickelback.
Wanna Race?
A Man Pulls Into a Gas Station in his Porsche, and a kid on a tricycle starts riding around him.
"Wanna race?" asks the kid.
"No thanks," laughs the guy and drives off.
When he gets on the highway, the kid suddenly zooms past him. "Wow!" the guy says and floors it. He catches up and the kid disappears behind him. A minute later the kid flies past again. Astonished, the guy pulls over, only to see the kid come zooming backward, then forward again, until finally he comes to a stop next to the car.
The man opens the door to find the kid on his tricycle, wheels smoking. The kid pants, "Thanks for stopping mister. My suspenders got caught in your door."
A boxer loses his sight in a freak accident.
Not being able to compete again, all he can do now is training with his loyal training partner and hitting the bag. Since he can't see, he is required to remember and move only a certain amount of steps (both forward and backwards) to keep the distance. Suddenly his partner stops the session and the boxer asks why they stopped. His partner says: we stopped because you messed up the punch line.
Why do scubadivers roll backwards out of the boat?
If they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat.
Why do divers have to dive backwards to get in the water?
Because if they dive forward, they fall on the boat.
One of the Monty python team has invented an unmanned aircraft that does sky-writing that's spelled the same backwards as forwards...
It's a Palin drone...
Did you know that "sdrawrof dna sdrawkcab emas eht" backwards is
the same backwards and forwards
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?
The topic for my ninth-grade class was palindromes, words or sentences that are the same read forward and backward. I asked the question, "What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?"
I was expecting the answer "Madam, I'm Adam," but one student had a better reply:
"Wow."
A daredevil was dared to walk backwards on a tightrope.
You could say he wasn't looking forward to it
A man is late to work so his boss asks him why...
He responds every step forward I took I went backward two
The boss replies how did you get to work?
The man responds I started heading home
TIL That Elbillug is the only word that is pronounced the same forward and backward.
Well, that and Rekcus.
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If you play Nicki Minaj songs backwards you can hear satanic message.....
even worse, if you play them forwards you can hear Nicki Minaj.