The Best 37 Backup Jokes

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Imagine if I was asked to be a backup for Ringo Starr by the Beatles

You may say I'm a drummer but I'm not the only one...

A Mother's Day joke.

A recruit at a police academy is asked some difficult questions when it comes to the job. He is asked,

"If you pulled over your mother, and had to arrest her, what would you do?"

The recruit replies, "I'd call for backup"

I was having trouble reverse parking...

...until I tried my back-up plan.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?

One. Unless it's a black bulb then he calls for backup.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.


A cops calls for backup from a crime scene

This is officer John, please send backup, a woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean.

Have you arrested the woman?

No Sir, the floor is still wet.

What do you call backup milk?

*Secondairy*

Newly Married Husband

Newly Married Husband puts a notice
in front of his residence:
FOR SALE
Computer and Encyclopedia both in
good condition.
Reason for selling:
No longer needed
Got married.
Wife knows EVERYTHING ...
with backup server called
"Mother In Law "

Your options when you want to backup your data...

If you want to backup your data, you've got only 2 options. NAS or NSA.

Lessons learned from Star Trek: Nemesis...

Remember to always backup your Data!

And then the God said:

"Noah, make a backup. I'm going to format"

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What did God say to Noah?

"Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

You get pulled over by a cop, cooperate and he calls for backup, you now have 3 choices.

1. Stop resisting.

2. "My Leg!!"

3. We're teaching you A lesson!

If your soulmate dies before you meet them, do you get a backup soulmate?

"I meant questions about the midterm," my professor replied.

Lately my self esteem has been so low...

Even in the shower I sing backup vocals.

I like watching people run.

Out of the way from the backup camera on my wife's car.

I wonder how many vampires

have been run over by people who backup just using their mirrors

Do farmers have backup plans?

In case their hay bails

A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"

He answered, "Call for backup."


Yo momma's so fat

When she went to McDonalds they had to call Burger King for backup

I've known my whole life that I'm an amazing back-up singer.

Every time I start to sing. People back-up

If a cop car is stuck in reverse...

Does it need backup?

What do you say when a scout decides to prepare a backup meal after all?

He made a recon-side-ration

What does Roger Federer call his backup racket?

The Federer Reserve

What did God say to Noah?

Do a backup, I'm going to format it.

2 police officers were called to a domestic abuse,

2 police officers were called to a domestic abuse call. when they got there they had to call for backup. 2 police cars showed up making it 6 officers at the scene,

they called headquarters and spoke to their Captain.

"Captain we have a murder here"

"what happened?"

"a wife shot and killed her husband for walking on her still wet mopped kitchen floor"

"well, have you arrested her yet?"

"Not yet, the kitchen floor is still wet."

I've always wanted to drive trucks in reverse for a living...

...I think it'd make a good backup career.

I put my backup cheese grater in a glass box.

I'll break the glass in Queso-mergency

Said Moses after smashing the Ten Commandments:

It's okay, I have a backup in the cloud.

Seriously, though.....πŸ€”

How appropriate is the word 'arsenal', when referring to your backup stash of toilet paper?

Who's your favorite backup quarterback?

I think his name is Justin Case

My skydiving parachute and backup didnt open but somehow I lived

long enough to post this

What's a good backup name to have for a baby?

Justin Case.

My parachute failed, so when I deployed my backup parachute...

I floated back up.

Don't have enough storage?

Buy a chinese phone, so you are ensured that CCP has backup of all your data.

What's the best thing about having twins?

If one dies, there's a backup.

Trump seems to be having trouble finding backup music for his rallies lately :/

Poor guy should ask Green Day. Theyd probably let him use American Idiot.

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