Backstory Jokes

Following is our collection of fictional humor and zelda one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Backstory puns for adults, dirty character jokes or clean vaccination gags for kids.

There is an abundance of background jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 5 funniest jokes on backstory. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any plot witze you can hear about backstory.

The Best jokes about Backstory

The police finally catch a notorious criminal,

so the chief himself decides to interrogate him.

Chief: "Let me see here, you have quite the backstory. Theft, forgery, burglary, forgery, blackmail, theft, forgery, forgery, forgery, the list goes on and on. What do you have to say for yourself?"

Criminal: "Well, it took me a while to figure out my area of expertise."

Heard this one from one if my favorite comedians...

I'll leave out the little bit of backstory.

A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law are in a car driving down a highway near Miami.

A cop, who has been following him for quite some time, pulls him over to the side of the road.

The cop walks up to him and says "I've been watching you drive for the past couple of miles here, and you've shown excellent driving skills. You see, every month we have a $500 reward for the best driver. Today's your lucky day!"

So, as promised, the cop brings the man $500, and asks "So what are you going to do with all the money you won?"

To which the man replies "I'll probably use it to get my license."

The wife quickly intervenes, saying "Don't listen to him! He always talks crazy when he's drunk!"

The mother-in-law then says "I told you we'd get in trouble in a stolen car."

So I told Hitler about 9/11

I told him about the carnage and the aftermath, and how the state of America was changed forever, but he was confused.

So, I told him about the backstory, and how Bin Laden began to plan this in the 90s, but he was still confused.

Then, I told him about the numerous connections and the conspirators who trained to fly the planes.

I saw the look on his face.

"What's the confusion?"

Hitler: "But why no eleven?"

True story

Not sure where to post this.


About 6 months ago, my now 5 year old daughter came into mine and my fiance's room, and started screaming saying she was missing her thumb. It took me a minute to realize what was going on.


A little backstory, my 5 year old daughter was born about 6 weeks early, and weighed 3 lbs even, she was and is also missing her thumb on her right hand.

This girl is going to have a very twisted sense of humor, just like me.

What did the crow say when his friend got run over by a hit and run driver?

Caw the Cawps!

Backstory - my daughter just woke up telling me about her nightmare - I was driving her down a road, and kept running over crows in the road, she would look back and would see crows mourning over their friends. We had to keep driving back and forth through the same road because we kept forgetting something at home, along the way running over more crows.

I told her this joke, she didn't think it was too funny. My other daughter thought it was funny though. Now she keeps walking around saying "Caaaaw the caaaaaawps" in a high crowy voice. I'll regret telling her the joke by the end of the day.


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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