Backstage Jokes
8 backstage jokes and hilarious backstage puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about backstage that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Humorous Backstage Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What is a good backstage joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My wife made me some novelty tickets to exchange for s**... times.
Sadly she didn't make me any backstage passes.
A lead singer gets blown by a big fan backstage at the end of a concert and all the band members find him n**....
Group: Ewww! Get a room!
Singer: I would if you could fit three blades the size of a jet engine into my living room!
Did you hear about the music conductor who was fired for inappropriate behavior?
He was caught maestrobating backstage and his manager saw him a beat off
Marcel Marceau and Charlie Chaplin were booked to perform at a benefit.
Naturally since they were both silent performers, their acts relied purely on physical humor. The night of the performance they were backstage comparing notes and discovered they had planned to do almost the same bits: man stuck in box; man pulling rope; man walking against the wind; etc.
I guess it just goes to show, great mimes think alike.
What did the adenine derivative say when he became a suspect?
I'm inosine!
*slow backstage exit*
You didn't see Mommy kissing Santa Claus.
It was Kenny Rogers. She banged him backstage after an encore of The Gambler. He's your real dad.
I am a huge fan of R.E.M did you see the photo I got with them backstage after their concert,
that's me in the corner...
Backstage at Project Runway, Tim walked past me holding some coffee.
I said, "Hey, Gunn, where you going with that joe in your hand?"
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