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A little girl asked her Mom,
"Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom replies,
"No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says,
"Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block?
I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
Being old school he took a rag, soaked it with a little
gasoline, and dabbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said,
"OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go
one time round the block."
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no
dog on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down
the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
never show their backside.
Hamish MacTavish is visiting his married friends Sandy and Glenda MacDougal.
Sandy, I can't help it, says Hamish, but Glenda really turns me on. If I could pinch her bare backside just once, I would give you a thousand dollars.
For that kind of money, says Sandy, I don't think that Glenda would mind. Would you, Glenda? Go ahead and pinch her.
Glenda leans over a chair and exposes her behind. Hamish looks at it... and just keeps looking.
Finally, after five minutes, he says, I just can't do it.
Why not? asks Sandy, have you not got the nerve?
It is not that, says Hamish, I have not got the money.
I slapped him on the backside and he made a bolt for the door.
The front.
I once dated a girl with a tattoo of a poppy on her backside.
It was in memory of all those who had died at the front.
So she goes up to her mother and asks, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk?" Her mother says, "No, honey, the dog is in heat." The little girl asks, "What does that mean?" The mother tells her to go ask her father.
So then the little girl goes up to her dad and says, "Mom says I can't take the dog for a walk because she's in heat." The dad wipes the dog's backside with a rag that has gasoline on it and says, "Just take her around the block."
The little girl leaves with the dog, but comes back empty handed. Her father asks, "What happened to the dog?!"
"She ran out of gas so another dog is pushing her the rest of the way home."
"Why are you doing that, Holmes?" Dr. Watson asked.
"Lemon-entry my dear Watson", Holmes replied.
The friend immediately replies "I don't know."
"Well then I'd be happy to help you mail your letters."
You actually have to put in some effort to see the moon's backside.
The backside
He had a big crack right down the middle
Think of it as a rump roast.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.