Backside Jokes

Funniest Backside Short Jokes

Short backside jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The backside humour may include short back seat jokes also.

1. I returned to the genie and asked him why he turned me into a 11ft giant who gets his backside wiped every time he farts. He said, "You wished to live longer and be treated like royalty."
2. I think my horse is a blacksmith. I slapped him on the backside and he made a bolt for the door.
3. What did the male magnet tell the female magnet? When I saw your backside I was repelled, but now that I see your frontside I am very attracted
4. I asked my wife if she would get "Nitrogen" or "Dioxide" tattooed on her backside. She said NO2 both
5. Respect for the fallen I once dated a girl with a tattoo of a poppy on her backside.
   It was in memory of all those who had died at the front.
6. What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and the moon? You actually have to put in some effort to see the moon's backside.
7. A man asks his friend what the difference is between a mailbox and a hippo's backside. The friend immediately replies "I don't know."
   "Well then I'd be happy to help you mail your letters."
8. Sherlock Holmes smeared lemons over Dr. Watson's backside "Why are you doing that, Holmes?" Dr. Watson asked.
   "Lemon-entry my dear Watson", Holmes replied.
9. A guy walks into a bar with a frog on his head The bartender says, "Hey, buddy! What's the deal?"
   And the frog says, "Well, it started as a wart on my backside but then kept growing."
10. A girl goes to a library.
    Girl: I want the book, "Women- The most perfect and intelligent."
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    Librarian: Comic section is at the backside.

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Backside One Liners

Which backside one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with backside? I can suggest the ones about lower back and rear end.

1. What do you get if a dinosaur kicks you in the backside? Megasoreass
2. Möbius strippers... never show their backside.
3. My Wife calls Me SN2 Because I love backsided attacks
4. How do you look at your own backside? Using a rear-view mirror.
5. What's the backside of the moon called? The front.
6. I know a man who broke his backside He had a big crack right down the middle
7. What side of a cat has the most hair? The backside
8. Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.
9. My doctor said I need a colonoscopy So I told him to shove it up his backside
10. The backside of women is my second favorite part. It's right behind the front.

Comedy Backside Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about backside you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean backseat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make backside pranks.