Backside Jokes

Following is our collection of buttock humor and buttcheek one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Backside puns for adults, dirty hips jokes or clean obstruction gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Backside

Walking the Dog... Who says dads can't think on their feet? And the innocence of little kids ...

A little girl asked her Mom,
"Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom replies,
"No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says,
"Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block?
I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
Being old school he took a rag, soaked it with a little
gasoline, and dabbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said,
"OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go
one time round the block."
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no
dog on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down
the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

MΓΆbius strippers...

never show their backside.

Visiting married friends

Hamish MacTavish is visiting his married friends Sandy and Glenda MacDougal.

Sandy, I can't help it, says Hamish, but Glenda really turns me on. If I could pinch her bare backside just once, I would give you a thousand dollars.

For that kind of money, says Sandy, I don't think that Glenda would mind. Would you, Glenda? Go ahead and pinch her.

Glenda leans over a chair and exposes her behind. Hamish looks at it... and just keeps looking.

Finally, after five minutes, he says, I just can't do it.

Why not? asks Sandy, have you not got the nerve?

It is not that, says Hamish, I have not got the money.

I think my horse is a blacksmith.

I slapped him on the backside and he made a bolt for the door.

What's the backside of the moon called?

The front.

Respect for the fallen

I once dated a girl with a tattoo of a poppy on her backside.

It was in memory of all those who had died at the front.

A little girl wants to take her dog for a walk...

So she goes up to her mother and asks, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk?" Her mother says, "No, honey, the dog is in heat." The little girl asks, "What does that mean?" The mother tells her to go ask her father.
So then the little girl goes up to her dad and says, "Mom says I can't take the dog for a walk because she's in heat." The dad wipes the dog's backside with a rag that has gasoline on it and says, "Just take her around the block."
The little girl leaves with the dog, but comes back empty handed. Her father asks, "What happened to the dog?!"
"She ran out of gas so another dog is pushing her the rest of the way home."

Sherlock Holmes smeared lemons over Dr. Watson's backside

"Why are you doing that, Holmes?" Dr. Watson asked.
"Lemon-entry my dear Watson", Holmes replied.

A man asks his friend what the difference is between a mailbox and a hippo's backside.

The friend immediately replies "I don't know."

"Well then I'd be happy to help you mail your letters."

What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and the moon?

You actually have to put in some effort to see the moon's backside.

What side of a cat has the most hair?

The backside

I know a man who broke his backside

He had a big crack right down the middle

I was thinking of hosting a gathering of celebrities where we make harsh jokes about honoree JLO's backside.

Think of it as a rump roast.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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