The Best 44 Backpack Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Backpack jokes. There are some backpack knapsack jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these backpack luggage puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Backpack Jokes and Puns
His Girlfriend just broke up with him.
After a long day at work he comes home to find more bad news. He walks in on his girlfriend packing her stuff in a backpack.
He asks "Honey I had a bad day at work please don't leave me"
She replies "You don't think I would have found out would you? People are telling me that you're a sick pedophile"
He angrily replies "OHHHH Big word coming from a 12 year old"
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What do you call a male cow wearing a pink shirt, orange shorts, and a purple backpack?
Adorable
(A-dora-bull)
I bought a backpack that was field tested...
...They didn't say anything about how well it performed on the test, but I was glad that they showed some initiative.
Three guys are aboard a jet as it's about to crash and there are only two parachutes...
The first guy has the parachutes and gives both of them to the others, the second guy says thank you and jumps. The third guy before jumping asks "Wow, why would you do such a thing, why not save your own life?". The first guy then looks at him and says, "What are you crazy, I gave the second guy an empty backpack".
What does a chicken call its backpack?
A BokBok...
A man brings his dead dog along for an international flight
The check-in attendant tells him:
"Sir, I'm sorry, but you're going to have to leave either your dog or your backpack."
"What? Why can't I bring both?"
"Rules say only one carrion per customer."
What did the little Iraqi girl tell her father after he bought her a new backpack?
Thanks for the Baghdad.
My kindergartner already knows middle school level biology
When I tell her to get her backpack, she points at me and says, "eukaryote!"
I saw a person with a backpack and a messenger bag.
Talk about some serious baggage.
Man in a pasture face down
A man lays face down in the pasture with a backpack on his back and flies buzzing around him.
Question: Whats in his backpack?
Answer: Parachute
I was invited to a party and was told "dress to kill"
Apparently a turban, beard, and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind
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"Mommy, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Allahu Akbar, honey.
A guy is lying on a field. There's a backpack lying on his back, and a lot of flies are flying around. What's in the backpack?
A parachute.
Someone at Sony Studios was arrested for having a bomb in his backpack.
He was released after it was determined that it was the script for Ghostbusters
A plane was going down
and there were 4 people aboard: The president, the smartest man in the world, an old man, and a little girl. However, there were only 3 parachutes. The president said, "I'm too important to die," and took a parachute and jumped. The smartest man in the world said, "other people will need my smarts," and he also jumped off. The old man said,"you can go, my life is almost over anyway." The girl said," no, we can both go. The smartest man in the world took my Dora backpack."
On average, how many books can you put in an empty backpack?
One. After that it's no longer empty
My friend spilled salad dressing inside her backpack...
I said she might as well toss it
Buddy asked me why I was filling my backpack with pears
before going out. I told him I was just preparing my bag
So I'm a Camp Counselor taking a short nap at work....
And I'm laying my head on my backpack. One of campers says "What're you doing?"
I reply. "Taking a nap on my pillow."
She says, "That's not a pillow."
I respond, "Anythings a pillow, if you put your mind to it."
I don't need an expensive security system in my car...
...just some wires sticking out of a backpack, and a copy of the Koran next to it on the drivers seat. That will ensure it never gets touched.
Plane Joke
There was a plane about to go down. The people who were on there were: Trump, The Pope, The Pilot, and 3rd grader. There are three parachutes. The Pope grabs a parachute and says; "I am more important" Then bails. Trump grabs a parachute and says "I am the worlds smartest man. I can't die" Then bails. The Pilot looks at the kid and said here have my Parachute, the kid responded No need to, the "worlds smartest man" grabbed my backpack.
I asked this christian how many bibles she had in her backpack
And she told me it was nun of my business
Teacher: We found drugs in your son's backpack
Parent: Oh wow, really?
Teacher: Yes, it's very concerning
Parent: Very.. *rubbing chin*.. he should have sold them all by now
As a skydiving instructor, I realized midair that I had accidentally given my client the wrong backpack
Me and my wife landed on the ground safely
I run a backpack store in the middle east.
Sales are great but I've never had any returning customers.
Do you know why the crumbs in the bottom of your backpack are better than your first love?
They're gonna last forever.
2 guys are hiding a bomb under a car.
Guy 1 - What if the bomb goes off while we're still under the car.
Guy 2 - Don't worry, I've got a second one in my backpack.
A Calculus student is stuck in traffic...
After waiting 20 minutes with little movement, he decides to catch up on his homework. 5 Minutes in, he feels thirsty and realizes he has an unopened bottle of Coke in his backpack. He takes it out and opens it. However, as soon as he takes his first sip, a nearby police car start flashing it's lights and orders him to pull over to the side. When the cop reaches his car, the student asks:
"What am I being stopped for?"
The cop answers:
"Drinking and deriving."
Two extremists go to a shop. One tries on a backpack. He says to his friend...
Does my bomb look big in this?
I asked my rapper friend if I could borrow a backpack
He said he had tupacs
Quick Thinking
Teacher says, "Whoever can answer my next question, is free to leave class."
One little boy chucks his backpack out the window.
Teacher asks, "Who threw that bag?"
Little boy, "Me! I'll see you tomorrow!"
Dark Backpack Joke
Son asking his mom: Why is my Backpack so heavy mom?
Mom: Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar my son.
A woman was at the supermarket
A woman was at the supermarket with her kid and was about to check out. When she got to the cash register, all she had was a backpack. The clerk asked her why she wanted the backpack since her kid was still very young. She responded, "I'm going to stuff my kid in the backpack and carry him around." The people behind her in line gasped at how the lady said she was going to treat her kid. The clerk shrugged his shoulders and said, "Ok lady, whatever totes your goat."
My friend stole the joke I was writing, put it in his backpack, ran away and then tripped and fell.
Now the jokes on him.
A midget at a bus stop got mad at me when I offered I'm a ride...
I closed my backpack and I went my way.
I live in Canada, so you encounter a lot of bears here. Me and my friend were walking in the forest, when we saw one, up close. I thought I was a goner, when I remembered my gun in my backpack.
One shot to my friends kneecap, and I was able to run away safely
So there were 4 people on a private jet
Oprah Winfrey, Donald trump, Barack obama, and this little girl.
In the middle of there flight, the engine shuts down and and there going to crash.
So Oprah Winfrey says the world needs me and grabs a parachute and jumps off.
Then Donald trump grabs a parachute and jumps off without saying anything.
Then there's only one parachute left.
Barack Obama says to the girl, little girl, you are the future to our country, you take the last parachute.
Then the little girl says actually there's two left.
Barack Obama says how ?
Then the little girl says because trump just took my school backpack.
What the worst thing a muslim father can do?
Give his son the wrong backpack.
A guy carrying a backpack gets stopped by the police on suspicion of terrorism..
The police officer asks him to let him check his backpack. The guy obliges. In his backpack, the officer finds some textbooks, a calculator, a compass and a ruler.
"Aha!", shouts the policeman, "as I suspected. You are under arrest!"
"But why?" the guy protests.
"You have been caught in procession of weapons of math instruction!"
My cat peed on my brand new expensive backpack so I had to throw it away.
I'll miss you, Fluffy.
A guy carrying a backpack gets stopped by the Police on suspicion of terrorism
A guy carrying a backpack gets stopped by the Police on suspicion of terrorism.
The Police officer asks him to let him check his backpack. The guy obliges.
In his backpack, the officer finds some textbooks, a calculator, a compass and a ruler.
"Aha!", shouts the policeman, "as I suspected. You are under arrest!"
"But why?" the guy protests.
"You have been caught in possession of weapons of maths instruction!"
I saw my dwarf neighbour at the bus stop this morning.
He seemed to be waiting for the bus, so I said, 'Jump in, I'll give you ride.'
He said 'Go to hell', so I thought he was very ungrateful.
But then I just zipped up my backpack and kept walking.
I thought it was romantic to secretly swap my girlfriend's backpack for a bag of roses.
Her skydiving instructor didn't.
Racing a bear
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guy says, 'What are you doing? Sneakers won't help you outrun that bear.' 'I don't need to outrun the bear,' the first guy says. 'I just need to outrun you.'
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