Backing Jokes

Funniest Backing Short Jokes

Short backing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The backing humour may include short backed jokes also.

1. My wife left me because I'm too insecure. No wait, she's back.
   She just went to make a cup of tea.
2. A pirate goes to the doctor and say, "I have moles on me back aaarrrghh." The doctor: "It's ok, they're benign."
   pirate: "Count again, I think there be ten!"
3. As we landed in Saudi Arabia the pilot announced "Ladies and Gentlemen don't forget to adjust your watches to local time" I thought to myself how do I turn it back to the 7th century?
4. As I was driving past a prison yesterday, I saw a dwarf scaling down the wall. Confused , I stared up at him and he sneered back. And I thought to myself, "well that's a little condescending."
5. Doctor: (handing me my new born baby) I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it Me: (handing baby back to him) Bring me the one my wife made
6. The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
7. In 50 years: "You know, kids, back in my day, we had to wear masks everywhere we went at one point." We didn't have those fancy hazmat suit you all wear today
8. I got my covid test results and I'm so confused.. it was just the number 83... On the plus side my IQ test came back positive
9. Attention America! We Brits have your president! If you do not send us £50M by Sunday morning.... We'll return him back to you.
10. I had a vasectomy because I didn't want to have kids. But when I came back home, they were still there.

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Backing One Liners

Which backing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with backing? I can suggest the ones about back hurting and funding.

1. My girlfriend broke up with me so I took her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
2. My wife left me because I am insecure No wait, she's back.
   She just went to get coffee.
3. If I'm ever on life support, unplug me... Then plug me back in, see if that works.
4. I dated a dentist a while back, She had the whitest teeth I ever came across.
5. When you pull the pin on a grenade, how do you put it back in? Quick answers please.
6. My drug test came back negative. My drug dealer has some explaining to do.
7. Yo mama's so fat she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops
8. Does anyone remember the joke I made about the Chiropractor? It was about a weak back.
9. What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air? A dead centipede.
10. What did Chuck Norris do when his parachute failed to open? Brought it back for a refund.
11. My girlfriend, Ruth, fell off the back of my bike. I rode on, ruthlessly.
12. My wife left me because of my gambling addiction But I know I can win her back
13. The furniture store keeps calling me back..... But all I wanted was that one nightstand.
14. Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor? It was about a weak back.
15. Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn't wave back.

Backing Up Jokes

Here is a list of funny backing up jokes and even better backing up puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I invented a new golf ball that'll automatically go in the hole if it gets within four inches. Do NOT carry them in your back pocket.
• So I told my wife she'd look sexier with her hair back Apparently that's not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.
• A doctor hands a man his newborn baby and says "I'm sorry, but your wife didn't make it." The man hands the baby back and responds, "Well, bring me the one my wife made."
• My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again. MAN, I sure am LUCKY!
  I mean, first I win the lottery and now THIS!!!
• My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... Oh wait. She's back. She just went to get some milk.
• Its funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side, my brother sleeps on his back, my ex sleeps with everybody...that sorta thing.
• My wife left me because I'm too insecure. No wait, she's back. She just went out to bring me a cake.
• When receiving payment in gold coins, pirates used to verify their purity by biting into them In other word, criminals only accepting payment in bit coins goes long way back
• My wife has been missing for over a week. The police said to be prepared for the worst. So I had to go to Goodwill to get all her clothes back.
• Last week, My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her Wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back.

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Backing Jokes

What funny jokes about backing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hiding behind jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make backing pranks.