The Best 5 Backhoe Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Backhoe jokes. There are some backhoe wired jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these backhoe jcb puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Backhoe Jokes and Puns

Always carry some fiber cable with you when hiking

If you get lost, just bury it in the ground. A backhoe will be along shortly to cut the cable, and you can ask for directions.

My friend works in construction and he's the biggest womanizer I know

He's got his girlfriend, a side chick and a backhoe

What do you call an Egyptian backhoe?

Cairo tractor

Where do construction workers come?

On your backhoe.

True story: 5 year old me was asked by a backhoe operator, "Hey Buddy, you wanna drive one of these when you grow up?"

"No, my Dad wants me to go to college"


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the backhoe deere jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working backhoe jackhammer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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