Backhoe Jokes

Following is our collection of snowblower humor and wired one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Backhoe puns for adults, dirty compactor jokes or clean jcb gags for kids.

There is an abundance of deere jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 5 funniest jokes on backhoe. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any jackhammer witze you can hear about backhoe.

The Best jokes about Backhoe

Always carry some fiber cable with you when hiking

If you get lost, just bury it in the ground. A backhoe will be along shortly to cut the cable, and you can ask for directions.

What do you call an Egyptian backhoe?

Cairo tractor

True story: 5 year old me was asked by a backhoe operator, "Hey Buddy, you wanna drive one of these when you grow up?"

"No, my Dad wants me to go to college"

Where do construction workers come?

On your backhoe.

My friend works in construction and he's the biggest womanizer I know

He's got his girlfriend, a side chick and a backhoe


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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