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Short backdoor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The backdoor humour may include short back door jokes also.
- What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors? A free upgrade
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Backdoor One Liners
Which backdoor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with backdoor? I can suggest the ones about doorway and closed door.
- Why do houses have backdoors So black people can enter to
- Hacking is like gay s**...... you enter a b**... hoping there are no logs.
- Baby are you an iphone encryption? Because I want to go through your b**...
- How did gay santa deliver presents? He went through the b**....
- What do you do when your Apple device gets warm? Ask apple to open the b**....
- What's a gay catchers favorite pitch to catch? A *b**... slider*
- How did the gay guy sneak into his partner's house? He used the b**...
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Apple, the FBI, and John McAfee are sitting in an office...
Only two were invited, but the third one got in through the b**....
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The Barbershop
So the other day I walked into a barbershop,
The barber came up to me and asked," Hey how can I help you sir??"
I told him that, " I just need a short cut" as I walked across his store and
right out through the b**...
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What do Bill Cosby and a burglar have in common?
They both wait until you're asleep, then come in the b**....
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A Philosopher, a Physicist and a mathematician look at a church...
They watch as two people enter the church. Later, three people exit.
"A wonder!", shouts the philosopher.
The physicist just says: "Nah, there must be a b**... somewhere."
The philosopher nods, satisfied with the explanation.
Suddenly, the mathematician says: "Hey! If one of us goes in there, then there's no one inside!"
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Hooked up with this woman for a n**...
We were in bed going at whrn she hears her husband coming in the front door. She says "quick use the b**...." Looking back I probably should have left, but how often do you get an offer like that.
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1st day at College
It was my first day at College, the class was full of students, I was late for 5 minutes and couldn't find an empty chair to sit on, the master told me to go to the next class and grab a chair, I went to the door next it was full of students as well, asked if I can grab a chair, all the students laughed, then I realized that it was same class and I just opened the b**... of the same class
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Girls are like walmarts.
If you go in through the b**... and start peeing someone might start shouting at you.
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I tried to break into the Apple Store but...
...the b**... was locked and they didn't have any windows
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My grandmother said that in the old days, she would leave her b**... open...
and that's how my dad was born.
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What do you call it when someone asks their friend to stayas a wingman at a party with them and then sneaks out the b**... themselves five minutes later?
Scotland.
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Going into a gay bar's b**... doesn't make you gay.
However…going in and out and in and out and in…
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Not a joke, The new Xbox XXL will feature a gigantic b**... !
A massive power supply making possible to game from 0 to 60 fps in two seconds and of course 5G wireless charging
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To me, woman's pants are a lot like an exclusive country club.
I'm not getting into either, unless I lie about my income or sneak in the b**....
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A man walks into a pet shop and sees a dog for $10,000
"Why does the dog cost that much?", asked the man. The owner replies, "This dog can do karate. Here, watch."
The owner then walks to a table and speaks to the dog, "Karate this table". The dog lifts a paw and in one swift movement cuts the table into two.
As the man looks on in shock, the owner then says "Karate the b**...." The dog goes to the b**... and breaks it with its paw.
"Amazing!", says the man. "I will buy this dog!". He buys the dog and goes home and tells his wife he bought a dog for $10,000. The wife gets angry.
"Why on earth would you buy a dog for that much money?!"
"Because this dog can do karate."
"Karate my foot!"
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Why don't aliens just ring the doorbell at 3 AM?
Because real aliens probe via the b**....
