Backdoor Jokes

29 backdoor jokes and hilarious backdoor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about backdoor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Backdoor Short Jokes

Short backdoor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The backdoor humour may include short back door jokes also.

  1. What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors? A free upgrade
  2. Apple, the FBI, and John McAfee are sitting in an office... Only two were invited, but the third one got in through the b**....
  3. "Officer, where did the hacker escape?" "I'm not sure sir, he used the b**... and ransomware"
  4. What do Bill Cosby and a burglar have in common? They both wait until you're asleep, then come in the b**....
  5. My grandfather would always go on about the old days and how they could leave their b**... open which is probably why his submarine sank.
  6. I was hooking with this woman until her husband came home She told me to use the b**......
    and I should've left, but you don't get an offer like that too often
  7. Girls are like walmarts. If you go in through the b**... and start peeing someone might start shouting at you.
  8. I tried to break into the Apple Store but... ...the b**... was locked and they didn't have any windows
  9. My grandmother said that in the old days, she would leave her b**... open... and that's how my dad was born.
  10. What do you call it when someone asks their friend to stayas a wingman at a party with them and then sneaks out the b**... themselves five minutes later? Scotland.

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Backdoor One Liners

Which backdoor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with backdoor? I can suggest the ones about backside and doorway.

  1. Why do houses have backdoors So black people can enter to
  2. Hacking is like gay s**...... you enter a b**... hoping there are no logs.
  3. Baby are you an iphone encryption? Because I want to go through your b**...
  4. How did gay santa deliver presents? He went through the b**....
  5. What do you do when your Apple device gets warm? Ask apple to open the b**....
  6. What's a gay catchers favorite pitch to catch? A *b**... slider*
  7. How did the gay guy sneak into his partner's house? He used the b**...

Backdoor joke, How did the gay guy sneak into his partner's house?

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What funny jokes about backdoor you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean closed door jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make backdoor pranks.

I was b**... this h**... on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open

She said "it's my husband!. Quick, try the b**...!"
Thinking back, I really should have ran but you don't get offers like that every day.

The Barbershop

So the other day I walked into a barbershop,
The barber came up to me and asked," Hey how can I help you sir??"
I told him that, " I just need a short cut" as I walked across his store and
right out through the b**...

A physicist, a biologist, a programmer, and a mathematician ....

are sitting at a café across from an empty building.
They observe two people enter and then, later, three leave.
The physicist says, "Apparently there was some error with our measurements."
The biologist says, "Obviously, they reproduced while in the building."
The mathematician opines, "If now one more were to enter the building, it would again be empty."
And then the programmer replies "they must've used a b**...".

A Philosopher, a Physicist and a mathematician look at a church...

They watch as two people enter the church. Later, three people exit.
"A wonder!", shouts the philosopher.
The physicist just says: "Nah, there must be a b**... somewhere."
The philosopher nods, satisfied with the explanation.
Suddenly, the mathematician says: "Hey! If one of us goes in there, then there's no one inside!"

I met this girl the other day.

She took me back to her house where things got hot and heavy very quickly.
I bent her over the kitchen table and started going at it when suddenly we heard the front door open.
Oh s**..., it's my boyfriend! she exclaimed Quick, use the b**... .
Now it's at about this time I probably should have left..... ......but you just don't get an offer like that every day.

Hooked up with this woman for a n**...

We were in bed going at whrn she hears her husband coming in the front door. She says "quick use the b**...." Looking back I probably should have left, but how often do you get an offer like that.

1st day at College

It was my first day at College, the class was full of students, I was late for 5 minutes and couldn't find an empty chair to sit on, the master told me to go to the next class and grab a chair, I went to the door next it was full of students as well, asked if I can grab a chair, all the students laughed, then I realized that it was same class and I just opened the b**... of the same class

Going into a gay bar's b**... doesn't make you gay.

However…going in and out and in and out and in…

Backdoor joke, Going into a gay bar's b**... doesn't make you gay.