The Best 21 Backdoor Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Backdoor jokes. There are some backdoor sneaky jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these backdoor keyhole puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Backdoor Jokes and Puns

I was banging this hot chick on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open

She said "it's my husband!. Quick, try the backdoor!"

Thinking back, I really should have ran but you don't get offers like that every day.

Apple, the FBI, and John McAfee are sitting in an office...

Only two were invited, but the third one got in through the backdoor.

"Officer, where did the hacker escape?"

"I'm not sure sir, he used the backdoor and ransomware"

Backdoor joke, "Officer, where did the hacker escape?"

The Barbershop

So the other day I walked into a barbershop,

The barber came up to me and asked," Hey how can I help you sir??"

I told him that, " I just need a short cut" as I walked across his store and

right out through the backdoor

Hacking is like gay sex...

you enter a backdoor hoping there are no logs.


A physicist, a biologist, a programmer, and a mathematician ....

are sitting at a cafΓ© across from an empty building.

They observe two people enter and then, later, three leave.

The physicist says, "Apparently there was some error with our measurements."

The biologist says, "Obviously, they reproduced while in the building."

The mathematician opines, "If now one more were to enter the building, it would again be empty."

And then the programmer replies "they must've used a backdoor".

What do Bill Cosby and a burglar have in common?

They both wait until you're asleep, then come in the backdoor.

Backdoor joke, What do Bill Cosby and a burglar have in common?

A Philosopher, a Physicist and a mathematician look at a church...

They watch as two people enter the church. Later, three people exit.
"A wonder!", shouts the philosopher.
The physicist just says: "Nah, there must be a backdoor somewhere."
The philosopher nods, satisfied with the explanation.

Suddenly, the mathematician says: "Hey! If one of us goes in there, then there's no one inside!"

Hooked up with this woman for a nooner

We were in bed going at whrn she hears her husband coming in the front door. She says "quick use the backdoor." Looking back I probably should have left, but how often do you get an offer like that.

1st day at College

It was my first day at College, the class was full of students, I was late for 5 minutes and couldn't find an empty chair to sit on, the master told me to go to the next class and grab a chair, I went to the door next it was full of students as well, asked if I can grab a chair, all the students laughed, then I realized that it was same class and I just opened the backdoor of the same class

My grandfather would always go on about the old days and how they could leave their backdoor open

which is probably why his submarine sank.

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I was hooking with this woman until her husband came home

She told me to use the backdoor...

and I should've left, but you don't get an offer like that too often

Girls are like walmarts.

If you go in through the backdoor and start peeing someone might start shouting at you.

I tried to break into the Apple Store but...

...the backdoor was locked and they didn't have any windows

Baby are you an iphone encryption?

Because I want to go through your backdoor

How did gay santa deliver presents?

He went through the backdoor.

Backdoor joke, How did gay santa deliver presents?

My grandmother said that in the old days, she would leave her backdoor open...

and that's how my dad was born.

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

What do you call it when someone asks their friend to stayas a wingman at a party with them and then sneaks out the backdoor themselves five minutes later?

Scotland.


Going into a gay bar's backdoor doesn't make you gay.

However…going in and out and in and out and in…

To me, woman's pants are a lot like an exclusive country club.

I'm not getting into either, unless I lie about my income or sneak in the backdoor.

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