Back Problem Jokes

Funniest Back Problem Short Jokes

Short back problem jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The back problem humour may include short back hurt jokes also.

1. My stalker ex-girlfriend just threatened to kill herself if I didn't take her back. Isn't it great when problems solve themselves?
2. My stalker just threatened to kill herself, if I didn't love her back. It's really nice when problems resolves themselves like that.
3. A car is pulled over by the police.... "Is there a problem officer?"
   Cop: You were swerving a lot back there
   "Well I had 8 beers officer,"
   Cop: We'll that's no excuse to let your wife drive
4. I have no problem getting women into the sack... ... it's getting the sack into the back of my van that's the problem.
5. The doctor says to the patient: 'I'm not sure what the problem is sir, but it's probably the alcohol.' No problem doc, I'll come back when you're sober.
6. A mathematician is in a burning hotel room. When he spots the fire extinguisher, he says, ok, the problem is solvable and goes back to sleep.
7. Before I started working out, I used to have a hard time picking up chicks. Now I can toss them in the back of the van no problem.
8. I was bringing my neatly arranged laundry back to the cupboard when I tripped. I saw the problem unfolding right before my eyes.
9. Today while FaceTiming , my crush stared at me for an hour so I stared back at him . Turns out his internet connection was very slow and asked me if I had the same problem too .
10. Dear math, stop telling me to find your X Their not coming back, grow up and solve your own problems

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Back Problem One Liners

Which back problem one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with back problem? I can suggest the ones about back hurting and back pain.

1. If I'm ever in a coma unplug me. Then plug me back in and see if that fixes the problem.
2. What do you call an Egyptian doctor who fixes back problems? A Cairo-practor!
3. I hurt my back while cutting down a tree. Guess you could say I have lumber problems.
4. My only problem with women breastfeeding in public is... ...they never wink back.
5. I ran into a dance club for people with back problems It was called the Slipped Disco
6. The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back.
7. What's the problem with an Asian pet store? There's always a kitchen in the back.
8. I used to have back problems... but now they're behind me.
9. Whats the only problem with eating vegetables? Getting them back in their chair.
10. Where does a priest with back problems go to? The ChiRhopractor.
11. What kind of back problem did the t**... have? Scoli-isis
12. My abusive girlfriend had a problem with my hairy back So she tore a s**... off me

Back Problem Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about back problem you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bad back jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make back problem pranks.