Back In My Day Jokes
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- In 50 years: "You know, kids, back in my day, we had to wear masks everywhere we went at one point." We didn't have those fancy hazmat suit you all wear today
- My wife is pregnant with a boy and i want to call him Lance My wife said its such an uncommon name.
So i told her back in medievil days people were called Lance a lot - A lot of people call # a Hashtag but back in my day it was the pound sign which makes the movement #MeToo a bit awkward
- Wife: I am going to London for 5 days, what should I get you on my way back? Husband: A cute British girl.
\*wife returns from London\*
Husband: Where is my gift?
Wife: Wait nine months. - Back in my day we used to only have chalkboards. The new whiteboards they use are Remarkable
- Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times? I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
- I was so hungry this morning I almost ate a clock.... I didn't because it's time consuming. Also, I'd have to go back for seconds.
I'm here all day.. - I accidentally called my wife a 'trophy' the other day... She shot back, Oh come on, just because you always finish first doesn't mean you win anything!
- First Day At School The child comes home from his first day at school.
His Mother asks, "Well, what did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow." - I walked past a homeless guy with a sign that read, "One day, this could be you" I put my money back in my pocket, just in case he's right.
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Back In My Day One Liners
Which back in my day one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with back in my day? I can suggest the ones about once upon a time and old school.
- i hope people on September 2nd 1885 were flipping out on Back to the Future Part III day
- TIL back in the day there were only 25 letters in the alphabet. Nobody knew y.
- Back in the DOS days, I wrote a single file program that was a hit. baseball.bat
- back in my day we use to drink bleach straight boy have the tides turned
- Why is Frosty the Snowman like my dad? He said he'll be back one day
- I just realized it's Pi Day… I guess I'll be circling back here for all of the jokes.
- It's almost Thanksgiving day... Remember to set all your scales back 10 pounds tonight.
- A Polish guy bought a toilet brush.. three days later he went back to paper..
- What do you call a person that does squats every day A back-end developer
- Back in the day, we didn't have Google…. ….but we had a drunk uncle.
- How did people apologize back in the day? With reMorse code
- My New Year's resolution is to cut back on my drinking... One fifth a day, max.
- Back in my day we didn't call them school shootings We called them surprise hide and seek
- My wife came back from Thailand the other day. She came back a new man
- Asked a friend what people called illnesses back in the day. He said God's Wrath.
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Back in my day, you would cough to cover up a f**....
Now, with COVID-19, you f**... to cover up a cough.
Back in my day
Back in my day you use to be able to go into a Shop with £1.00 and come out with 2 Chocolate Bars and a Packed Of crisp, but now these days they have Cameras.
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Running culture has gotten weird
Back in my day we wore running shoes and shorts and just tried our best, but I showed up to a 3K and all the people were in hoods and robes and they were all super unpleasant.
Back in my day, you could walk into a store with $25 and walk out with 2 ribeye steaks, a case of beer, a pack of toilet paper and a gallon of milk. You just can't do that anymore….
Too many cameras.
Times sure have changed. Back in my day...
It was a crime to walk into a bank, wearing a mask, and ask for money.
All these youngsters with their DDoS-attacks
Back in my day we just hurled a bunch of fax machines through someone's window
Back in my day we had to fly those bombs to the target. They didn't ride on these fancy rockets.
Ok bomber.
Grandad "Here's 5 bucks, bring me back a 6 pack and a bag of chips." Grandson "Grandad, 5 bucks isnt enough" Grandad "back in my day...
2 bucks could get you a beer, chips, a chocolate bar, a sandwhich and a newspaper!
Nowadays you can't do that anymore, there's cameras everywhere!"
It's a shame kids are bringing MP5's to school these days
Back in my days, kids only brought MP3's!
$1 doesn't care as far as it used to.
Back in my day, I was able to go to the store and get 2 bags of chips, 3 candy bars, and a soda.
Nowadays, they have cameras everywhere.
What do genders and TV channels have in common?
Back in my day, we only had two, and we liked it that way.
Back in my day, people used to wait for 4 hours to get their turn at the voting booth
They still do
Back in my day we didn't have vaccines.
We just died.
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Back in my Day
Terrorists put more effort into their life's passion.
Lance Armstrong said in an interview that kids today are spoiled.
"Back in my day, all I had to play with was a ball and a stick and I liked it!"
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Back in my day, we didn't have MTV...
We had to smoke p**... and watch the radio!
Back in my day there were only 151 Pokémon
When they added more, my only question was "Y"
Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful.
Duck duck...
When I was a kid, I had this conversation with a retired Vietnam veteran:
I saw his display of medals and asked about each. They all came with stories that left me wide-eyed and speechless.
All except the last one. I pointed and asked "what about the one that looks like a heart?".
He chuckled in a gruff voice as if to start a 'back in my day' story.
"I goosed" he said, shaking his head.
I was confused. What? "I don't get it" I replied.
"Everyone one else was busy ducking, but I goosed and got shot."
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Back in my days there was this game way more popular than fortnite..
It was called f**... night
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Back in my day...
We were forced to eat soap for swearing.
A father takes his son on a fishing trip
On their tiny boat, Little Tommy realises that that the floor is covered in a mess of different nets. He looks up to dad and asks, "Dad, why do we need so many kinds of nets?"
Dad smiles gently and looks into his young son's eyes.
"Back in my day, when I went fishing with my own dad we only needed one net! Nowadays, we need one specifically for trout, herring, bass and all the different kinds of fish!"
Little Tommy listens yet is still confused and tugs on his father's cargo pants
"But what changed Daddy?"
Dad pats the top of Little Tommy's head and sighs
"Nets became prejudiced to the type of fish they caught."
"There's no Net Neutrality now."
Back in my day, we didn't have IV's...
We had leeches!
gas is getting cheaper
back in my day it cost two towers
Back in my day invincibility cheats used to be called God Mode.
90 kid's will understand.
