Back Ache Jokes
10 back ache jokes and hilarious back ache puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about back ache that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Back Ache Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Got terrible back ache so I'm seeing my Egyptian specialist later.
He's a cairopractor.
An aching back sent me stumbling to the drugstore for relief.
After a search, I found what I was looking for: a selection of heating pads specifically for people with back pain—all on the bottom shelf.
those old boy bands get all the luck. My back aches all the time and I'm not even 40 yet. However, Backstreet's back...
alright.
This headache sure is something else!
Maybe its a back ache...
A man was hired to ring a church bell...
...but he wasn't very good at it. Every time he rung the bell it came back and smacked him in the face. He kept trying to duck under the bell but it kept hitting him.
Eventually, at the end of his shift he rang the bell one last time. Again, the bell hit him in his aching face, but this time he stumbled back and fell off the church tower, landing on the ground below.
An ambulance quickly arrived on the scene, one of the medics looked at the poor man's face. "Hmm...he looks familiar." said the medic. "How can you say that? His face is unrecognisable!" said the other medic. "I'm sure I recognise him! His face definitely rings a bell!"
What do you call a vegetable with back pain?
A spine-ache
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My Irish mom always told jokes about wee p**.... This one was always my fave.
There was an Englishman, a Scot and wee p**... from Ireland all stranded on an island. They found a genie lamp and they rubbed it and a genie appeared and said they had three wishes. They quickly decided they would each get one. The Englishman wished to be back home with his family. *p**...* he was gone. The Scot made the same wish. *p**...* he was gone. It was p**...'s turn and he thought long and hard about what to wish for. And then it came to him: "Ach, I'm awful lonely...I wish I had me friends back"...
Raymond and Polly
A large, powerfully-built guy named Raymond meets a woman named Polly at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, Raymond stands up and starts to undress.
After he takes his shirt off, Raymond flexes his muscular arms and says, See that, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite! Polly begins to drool. Raymond then drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, See those, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!
Polly is just aching for action at this point. Finally, Raymond drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, Polly grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door. Raymond catches her before she is able to leave and asks, Why are you in such a hurry to go?
Polly then replies, With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!
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Guy walks into a bar...
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. While he sits there he notices a jar full of money on the bar. Next to the jar is a sign that reads, "complete the challenge win the prize." Curious, the guy asks the bartender about the challenge. The bartender explains there are three parts that must be completed. First: Down a gallon of tequila straight in under five minutes. Second: An alligator out back has a terrible tooth and ache and the tooth has to be pulled. Third: Have s**... with the dirtiest h**... in the place. The guy thinks it over and he accepts the challenge. He downs the tequila in no time. Then he staggers out back and everyone in the bar hears an awful commotion. Then silence. The guy stumbles back in the door his clothes torn to sheds. He yells, "Now! Where's that h**... with the tooth ache?"
A large, powerfully-built guy...
....meets a woman at a bar.
After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.
After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, See that, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite! She begins to drool.
The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, See those, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite! She is aching for action at this point.
Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.
He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, Why are you in such a hurry to go?
She replies, With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!
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