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Bachelorette Jokes

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Playful Bachelorette Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What is a good bachelorette joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

The night before the wedding

The bride-to-be and her bridesmaids were giggling over tequila and strawberry daiquiris at the bachelorette party. The maid of honor started a game of truth or dare.
"If your boyfriend were a soda, what would he be?" she slurred at the other bridesmaid.
"7-Up, because he's got seven inches and he can keep it up. What about you?"
"Mountain Dew. He knows how to mount and do me. And what about the future Mrs. Johnson? What kind of soda is Matt?"
"Jack Daniels," said the bride proudly.
"But that's not a soda! Jack Daniels is a hard liquor!" protested her friends.
The bride looked at them and said, "Girls, why do you think I'm marrying him?"

What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil?

One is a group of cunning stunts.

If the opposite of bachelor is bachelorette, what's the opposite of cigar?

Living to see your grandchildren.

What is the Bachelorette called in Spanish?

Pico de Gallo

There was a convention for lazy-eyed bachelors and bachelorettes. There was a massive turn out: Most of them ended with a perfect mate....

You could say that their eyes crossed in a crowded room.


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