Bachelor Party Jokes
23 bachelor party jokes and hilarious bachelor party puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bachelor party that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Bachelor Party Short Jokes
Short bachelor party jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bachelor party humour may include short bachelor jokes also.
- What was the highlight of the bulimic bachelor party? It was when the cake came out of the girl.
- Prince Harry's bachelor party had to be pretty awkward. He was putting pictures of his grandma in a strippers G string.
- My friend said he didn't want anyone to hire strippers for his Bachelor Party So I'm getting ones who will do it just for the exposure.
- What did the man say at his bachelor party when his #1 groomsman won at Hide and Seek? A best man is hard to find.
- What did one dog say to the other the morning after the bachelor party? Man, that was ruff.
- Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party? Because they were 50% off!
- Why wasn't Kanye allowed to have a p**... at his bachelor party? Because you're not supposed to see the bride before the wedding
- After 4 years of college, the v**... finally gets an invitation to a party A bachelor party.
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Bachelor Party One Liners
Which bachelor party one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bachelor party? I can suggest the ones about birthday party and bachelor degree.
- How can you tell if you are at a bulimic bachelor party? The cake jumps out of the girl.
- Did you hear about the bulimic bachelor party? The cake comes out of the girl.
- I went to a bulimic bachelor party last weekend A cake jumped out of the stripper.
- My friends surprised me with a massage for my bachelor party today. I was really touched
- What do you call h**...'s bachelor party? The r**...-stag!
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A 60 year old billionaire is getting married to a hot 25 year old woman
At the bachelor party, the first thing the billionaire's friends ask him is how he landed such a hot young woman.
"Easy," he said. "I lied about my age."
"Ah, you told her you're 40 or 45?" one friend asked.
"No," he replied. "I told her I'm 85."
My mom really only sends the classiest of FWDs
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello. He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows her.
So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife, and he says,
"Oh, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I did on the pool table with all my buddies
watching while your partner whipped me with wet celery?"
The woman looks sternly into his eyes and says very calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
Prince Harry had his Bachelor Party last night in London and here is his "Quote of the Day" from that memorable event:
"It's really weird stuffing money into a stripper's G string when every bill has a photo of your grandmother printed on it."
A guy walks into a bar
He saw an attractive girl waving at him, but he's not so sure so he looks around to make sure that's him she's waving to.
The girl walks to him and said: "Hello!"
She was so beautiful with blonde hair blue eyes, but he can't remember knowing her.
"I'm sorry, do I know you?" - he asks.
"Yes, you're one of my kids' father!"
Now he panics, and recalls to that one time he cheated on his wife.
"Are you that stripper on my bachelor's party where we had s**... on the bar counter and all of my friends saw you spanked me?"
"k**..., but no, I'm your kid's teacher!"
You know, absinthe plays a huge part in the origin of what we now call bachelor parties.
It was a tradition for a man's friends to take him to an upscale bar just before his wedding and order him a glass or two of the ol' green fairy. If he truly loved his fiancee and was ready for the match, it was a fun night away from her with friends, celebrating his love. If he was having doubts, it would make him ill and give him a chance to reconsider. Most of the time though, records seem to show that no doubts were had, especially after drinking. After all, you know what they say. Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
I was throwing a bachelor party for my buddy, so I ordered a very pricey limo for the night. When it arrived, I went out to talk to the driver, but there was nobody there. I was furious!
I spent all that money, and had nothing to chauffer it!
A woman came up to me and said I'm the father of one of her kids.
I told her look I'm really sorry. You must be that stripper from my buddy's bachelor party. This was obviously years ago when I was younger and didn't care about protection. Plus I was most likely drunk that night which is why I probably never got your number.
She said I meant you're the father of one my students. I'm his teacher.
"Excuse me," he says to her, "do we know each other?"
"Sure," she answers, "one of my children is yours!"
The guy confused, thinks and suddenly remembers the only time he cheated his wife.
So he asks her: "Were you that stripper invited at a bachelor party at the suburbs last spring and we ended up having wild s**... in the kitchen? You had manacled my hands and you cramed a carrot in my a…!"
The woman frowned answers: "No, I am your son’s philologist..."