Great Bach Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
Why did Mozart hate chickens?
Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!
Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?
Because he had Bach problems
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge, and go to bed.
….Married men come home, check to see what's in the bed, and go the fridge.
Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"
Mozart, Beethoven, and Schwarzenegger are getting ready to throw a Halloween party. Mozart turns to Arnie and asks, "what's your costume going to be?"
"I'll be Bach"
What music do chickens listen to?
Bach
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he was invited to the historical costume party?
"I'll be Bach"
Why bachelors are skinner than married men
A bachelor goes into the kitchen, opens the fridge, sighs, goes to bed.
A married man goes into the bedroom, lifts the blanket, sighs, goes to the fridge.
Why did Bach have to sell his o**...?
Why did Bach have to sell his o**...?
A: Because he was baroque.
Was Johann Sebastian Bach wealthy?
No, he was baroque.
Who is a chicken's favorite composer?
Bach
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They're making a movie about classical music composers...
They're making a movie about classical music composers. In the middle of the auditions, Arnold Schwarzenegger walked in and simply declared, "I'll be Bach."
If Arnold Schwarzenegger were a pianist..
He'd be Bach.
If Arnold Schwarzenegger was a composer which would he be?
He'd be Bach
What type of classical music do chickens like best?
Bach.
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Sylvester Stallone wanted to dress up as classical composers for Halloween?
"You be Beethoven, I'll be Bach."
Eight year old tells funniest joke
My eight year old cousin told me this one:
Why was Beethoven mad at his chicken?
Because he kept saying Bach Bach Bach
Sean Connery, Sylvester Stallone, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are going to be in a movie about classical composers...
They are talking to the director about what roles they want to play.
Sean Connery says "I would shertainly like to play Moshart."
Sylvester Stallone says "Uh, well, I guess I wanna play Beethoven."
And so Arnold pauses a moment, and then says "I'll be Bach."
So there's this school play...
Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris, and Arnold Schwarzenegger have to put on a play featuring their favorite musical composers. They each toil over who they will play, until the next day they meet.
Stallone goes first.
"I'll be Mozart"
Next up is Chuck Norris.
"I'll be Beethoven".
Happy that no one picked his composer, Arnold announces "I'll be Bach".
The Terminator and his friends decided to go to a costume party dressed up as famous classical musicians.
"I'll be Beethoven!", said one friend.
"I'll be Mozart!", said the other friend.
"I'll be Bach.", said The Terminator.
Why did Mozart kill his chicken?
Because when he asked the chicken "Who's the best composer" the chicken said "Bach, Bach, Bach"
Did you hear that they're producing an action movie about a team of crime-fighting composers?
They already approached Arnold Schwarzenegger about playing fellow Austrian Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, but he said "no, I'll be Bach!"
Terminator, RoboCop, & Optimus Prime are all together thinking of their next costume for Halloween...
when RoboCop says "We should all be classical musical composers; I'll be..Beethoven!".
Optimus Prime agrees and says "alright - I'll be..Mozart!".
Terminator stands up and says "I'll be Bach!".
Why did Mozart kill his chickens?
Because they were always saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach"
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he was invited to a classical musician theme Halloween party?
I'll be Bach.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was ,"Bach, Bach, Bach"
Mozart killed all his chickens..
he had asked them who the best composer was, and they kept saying " Bach! Bach! Bach!
Why did Mozart kill his chickens?
They were yelling "Bach Bach Bach Bach"
i've got a Liszt of great composer puns that's Haydn in my closet somewhere...
i could look Bach there and read it to you, but i don't think you could Handel it.
What kind of music do chickens like best?
Bach!
Why didn't Bach attend Vivaldi's concert?
He was baroque.
Why are Bachelors slimmer than the Married Men?
Bachelors return from work. See the same boring stuff in the 'FRIDGE' n go to 'BED'.
Married Men return from work. See the same boring stuff in 'BED' n go to the 'FRIDGE'.
I'm pretty sure chickens love classical music
All I hear from them is "bach bach bach bach bach"
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
Because they kept running around screaming, "Bach! Bach! Bach!"
Arnold Schwarzenegger gets a call from his agent...
Who tells him that an up-and-coming director is looking for German- and Austrian-born actors for a movie.
"It's a little different than the stuff you're known for," the agent says, "It's a period piece about classical music composers. Should I arrange an audition?"
"There is no need," Arnold says. "I'll be Bach."
Why did Mozart got rid of his chickens ?
Because they would only say Bach! Bach! Bach!
Why couldn't Bach afford a new harpsichord?
He was baroque.
Why did Mozart kill his pet chicken?
Because all it would say was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
So I died and was reincarnated as a composer...
I'm Bach now.
Why can't Bach buy a piano
Because he is Baroque
I went Chopin but I forgot my Liszt
So I'll go Bach home
Sylvester Stallone, Jean Claude Van Damme, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all making a movie about classical composers.
Sylvester Stallone said, "I'll be mozart."
Jean Claude Van Damme said, "I'll be Beethoven."
Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be bach."
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who was greatest composer, they all said "Bach Bach Bach Bach."
Why couldn't Bach afford a new baton?
Because he was Baroque
Arnold Schwarzenegger's girlfriend broke up with him
Arnold Schwarzenegger's girlfriend broke up with him in hopes that it would be enough to stop him from dressing up as classical composers for halloween.
But deep down, she still knew that he'd be bach.
You know you spend too much time sitting, playing piano...
...when your Bach hurts
A joke from work
Four famous actors get together and decide to dress up as famous artists for Halloween.
Leonardo DiCaprio says he'll go as Da Vinci since they have the same first name.
Tom Cruise says he'll go as Van Gogh so they have two painters.
Bill Murray says he'll go as Beethoven since he likes his music.
Arnold Schwarzenegger just looks at them and says "I'll be Bach."
I went Chopin, but I forgot my Liszt.
Don't worry, I will go Bach later.
Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger are hanging out
Danny suggests they do some musical reenactment. Arnold, being the nice guy that he is agrees and let's Danny choose who he will be. Danny chooses Mozart. As for Arnold, he'll be Bach
In honor of Father's day, a dad joke
There is a rumor that a movie about a 17th century classical composers will be made. It will even star Arnold Schwarzenegger among others.
He'll be Bach
A farmer bragged to his friend about his smart chickens
"How do you know they're smart?"
"They love classical music! That's smarty-pants music right there."
"And how do you know that's what they like?"
"Every morning, I say to the chickens 'What music for today?' and they ask for their favorite composer: 'Bach, Bach, Bach!'"
A bunch of actors were getting ready to be in a movie about famous singers and they were deciding who's gonna be who
RDJ said I'll be Beethoven and Hugh Jackman said I'll be Freddie Mercury and then everyone turned to Arnold Schwarzenegger said I'll be Bach
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them their favorite composer, they said Bach Bach bach
Co worker told me this one
Sean Connery, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger are discussing making a movie about great composers.
Sean Connery says Only if I get to be Mozart
Stallone says Then I'll be Beethoven
Arnold says I'll be Bach
Why couldn't bach play the piano?
It was baroque
A movie studio is casting roles for a documentary about classical musicians.
Tom Cruise says I'll play the part of Mozart
Liam Neeson says I'll make a great Beethoven
Arnold Schwarzenegger says I'll be Bach
Arnold Schwarzenegger and his friends are acting in a short film about classical pianists and musicians
.
One of friends says, "I'll play Beethoven."
Another says, "I'll be Mozart."
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In the end, Arnold says, "I'll be Bach."
Why did Beethoven kill all his chickens?
Because they kept going Bach Bach Bach.
Why did Mozart kill his chickens?
Because they ran around saying Bach Bach bach
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked him who the best composer was, they replied, "Bach Bach Bach"
Arnold Schwarzenegger was going to a fancy dress party dressed as Tchaikovsky
However, when he found out that someone was already dressed as Tchaikovsky, he said "i'll be Bach".
Johann Sebastian Bach finds a time machine...
Johann Sebastian Bach finds a finds machine and comes to present time. He walks into a bar and finds a beautiful woman and introduces himself. He asks to buy her a drink, and she says okay, sure. When he gets to the bar he tells the bartender that he actually doesn't have any American money. The woman hears him and scoffs, I knew I shouldn't have talked to your Baroque a**....
My six year old made her own joke and is so proud
What's a chicken's favorite music?
Bach Bach
Did you hear the one about Bach running out of money?
He was Ba-roke.
8 year old Arnold Schwarzenegger was sitting in music class. The teacher said that each student would play the role of a famous composer.
One student said "I'll be Beethoven".
Another said "I'll be Mozart".
Yet another student said "I'll be Tchaikovsky".
And Arnold said "I'll be Bach".
Why did Mozart hate all of his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, *Bach, Bach, Bach. *
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
Cause when he asked them who their favorite composer was, they all said "Bach, Bach, Bach"
Why did Beethoven hate chickens?
Because they only say Bach Bach Bach
Stallone: I'm making a documentary about composers
I'm playing Vilvadi.
Vandamme: I'll be Mozart.
Schwarzenegger: I'll be Bach.
I asked my dog which classical composer he liked the best...
Bach.
I hit my piano, and now it only plays Pachelbel, Vivaldi, and Bach
I guess I must've baroque it.
What's a chicken's favorite composer?
Bawk (Bach)
Arnold Schwarzenegger announced today that he'll be starring in a new movie about a 18th century composer
When asked about it it, Mr Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach"
A large movie studio is making a movie about famous musical composers played by very muscular actors. They had all of the actors choose who they wanted to be.
Dwayne Johnson chose Mozart.
Lou Ferrigno wanted Beethoven.
When asked who he wanted to play, Arnold Schwarzenegger said, I'll be Bach.
Today I learned that Johann Sebastian Bach had to perform at weddings to make ends meet...
Turns out he was pretty baroque after all.
In what order do you play Classical Music Songs?
Bach to Bach.
