The Best 71 Bach Jokes

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?

Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge, and go to bed.

….Married men come home, check to see what's in the bed, and go the fridge.

Bach joke, Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

Mozart, Beethoven, and Schwarzenegger are getting ready to throw a Halloween party. Mozart turns to Arnie and asks, "what's your costume going to be?"

"I'll be Bach"


What music do chickens listen to?

Bach

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he was invited to the historical costume party?

"I'll be Bach"

Bach joke, What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he was invited to the historical costume party?

Why bachelors are skinner than married men

A bachelor goes into the kitchen, opens the fridge, sighs, goes to bed.

A married man goes into the bedroom, lifts the blanket, sighs, goes to the fridge.

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.

Was Johann Sebastian Bach wealthy?

No, he was baroque.

Who is a chicken's favorite composer?

Bach

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They're making a movie about classical music composers...

They're making a movie about classical music composers. In the middle of the auditions, Arnold Schwarzenegger walked in and simply declared, "I'll be Bach."

If Arnold Schwarzenegger were a pianist..

He'd be Bach.

If Arnold Schwarzenegger was a composer which would he be?

He'd be Bach

What type of classical music do chickens like best?

Bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Sylvester Stallone wanted to dress up as classical composers for Halloween?

"You be Beethoven, I'll be Bach."

Bach joke, What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Sylvester Stallone wanted to dress up as classical composers

Eight year old tells funniest joke

My eight year old cousin told me this one:

Why was Beethoven mad at his chicken?

Because he kept saying Bach Bach Bach

Sean Connery, Sylvester Stallone, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are going to be in a movie about classical composers...

They are talking to the director about what roles they want to play.

Sean Connery says "I would shertainly like to play Moshart."

Sylvester Stallone says "Uh, well, I guess I wanna play Beethoven."

And so Arnold pauses a moment, and then says "I'll be Bach."

So there's this school play...

Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris, and Arnold Schwarzenegger have to put on a play featuring their favorite musical composers. They each toil over who they will play, until the next day they meet.

Stallone goes first.

"I'll be Mozart"

Next up is Chuck Norris.

"I'll be Beethoven".

Happy that no one picked his composer, Arnold announces "I'll be Bach".


The Terminator and his friends decided to go to a costume party dressed up as famous classical musicians.

"I'll be Beethoven!", said one friend.

"I'll be Mozart!", said the other friend.

"I'll be Bach.", said The Terminator.

Why did Mozart kill his chicken?

Because when he asked the chicken "Who's the best composer" the chicken said "Bach, Bach, Bach"

Did you hear that they're producing an action movie about a team of crime-fighting composers?

They already approached Arnold Schwarzenegger about playing fellow Austrian Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, but he said "no, I'll be Bach!"

Terminator, RoboCop, & Optimus Prime are all together thinking of their next costume for Halloween...

when RoboCop says "We should all be classical musical composers; I'll be..Beethoven!".

 

Optimus Prime agrees and says "alright - I'll be..Mozart!".

 

Terminator stands up and says "I'll be Bach!".

Who was the chicken's favorite musician?

Bach.

I have something to say to anyone who has more than one Bachelor Degree

That's a bunch of B.S.

I won a contest to go trick or treating with Arnold Schwarzenegger this year. Wad thinking of going as Beethoven.

He'll be Bach.

Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they were always saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach"

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he was invited to a classical musician theme Halloween party?

I'll be Bach.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was ,"Bach, Bach, Bach"

Mozart killed all his chickens..

he had asked them who the best composer was, and they kept saying " Bach! Bach! Bach!

Did you know they are making an action movie about the great composers?

Arnold Schwarzeneggar says he'll be Bach.

Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

They were yelling "Bach Bach Bach Bach"

i've got a Liszt of great composer puns that's Haydn in my closet somewhere...

i could look Bach there and read it to you, but i don't think you could Handel it.

What kind of music do chickens like best?

Bach!

Why didn't Bach attend Vivaldi's concert?

He was baroque.

Why are Bachelors slimmer than the Married Men?

Bachelors return from work. See the same boring stuff in the 'FRIDGE' n go to 'BED'.

Married Men return from work. See the same boring stuff in 'BED' n go to the 'FRIDGE'.

I'm pretty sure chickens love classical music

All I hear from them is "bach bach bach bach bach"

Why couldn't Bach pay for his rent?

Because he was a Baroque composer.

Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?

Because they kept running around screaming, "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

Arnold Schwarzenegger gets a call from his agent...

Who tells him that an up-and-coming director is looking for German- and Austrian-born actors for a movie.

"It's a little different than the stuff you're known for," the agent says, "It's a period piece about classical music composers. Should I arrange an audition?"

"There is no need," Arnold says. "I'll be Bach."

Why did Mozart got rid of his chickens ?

Because they would only say Bach! Bach! Bach!

Why couldn't Bach afford a new harpsichord?

He was baroque.

Why did Mozart kill his pet chicken?

Because all it would say was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."

So I died and was reincarnated as a composer...

I'm Bach now.

Bad musicians can be scary.

But their Bach is worse than their bite.

Why can't Bach buy a piano

Because he is Baroque

I went Chopin but I forgot my Liszt

So I'll go Bach home

Sylvester Stallone, Jean Claude Van Damme, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all making a movie about classical composers.

Sylvester Stallone said, "I'll be mozart."
Jean Claude Van Damme said, "I'll be Beethoven."
Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be bach."

Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?

When he asked them who was greatest composer, they all said "Bach Bach Bach Bach."

Why couldn't Bach afford a new baton?

Because he was Baroque

Arnold Schwarzenegger's girlfriend broke up with him

Arnold Schwarzenegger's girlfriend broke up with him in hopes that it would be enough to stop him from dressing up as classical composers for halloween.

But deep down, she still knew that he'd be bach.

You know you spend too much time sitting, playing piano...

...when your Bach hurts

A joke from work

Four famous actors get together and decide to dress up as famous artists for Halloween.

Leonardo DiCaprio says he'll go as Da Vinci since they have the same first name.

Tom Cruise says he'll go as Van Gogh so they have two painters.

Bill Murray says he'll go as Beethoven since he likes his music.

Arnold Schwarzenegger just looks at them and says "I'll be Bach."

I went Chopin, but I forgot my Liszt.

Don't worry, I will go Bach later.

They say classical music was written to speak through the ages

Bach to the future.

Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger are hanging out

Danny suggests they do some musical reenactment. Arnold, being the nice guy that he is agrees and let's Danny choose who he will be. Danny chooses Mozart. As for Arnold, he'll be Bach

In honor of Father's day, a dad joke

There is a rumor that a movie about a 17th century classical composers will be made. It will even star Arnold Schwarzenegger among others.

He'll be Bach

Who is a Boston Terrier's favorite classical composer?

Bach

A farmer bragged to his friend about his smart chickens

"How do you know they're smart?"

"They love classical music! That's smarty-pants music right there."

"And how do you know that's what they like?"

"Every morning, I say to the chickens 'What music for today?' and they ask for their favorite composer: 'Bach, Bach, Bach!'"

A bunch of actors were getting ready to be in a movie about famous singers and they were deciding who's gonna be who

RDJ said I'll be Beethoven and Hugh Jackman said I'll be Freddie Mercury and then everyone turned to Arnold Schwarzenegger said I'll be Bach

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?









Because when he asked them their favorite composer, they said Bach Bach bach

Co worker told me this one

Sean Connery, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger are discussing making a movie about great composers.

Sean Connery says Only if I get to be Mozart

Stallone says Then I'll be Beethoven

Arnold says I'll be Bach

Why couldn't bach play the piano?

It was baroque

A movie studio is casting roles for a documentary about classical musicians.

Tom Cruise says I'll play the part of Mozart
Liam Neeson says I'll make a great Beethoven
Arnold Schwarzenegger says I'll be Bach

Arnold Schwarzenegger and his friends are acting in a short film about classical pianists and musicians

.

One of friends says, "I'll play Beethoven."

Another says, "I'll be Mozart."

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In the end, Arnold says, "I'll be Bach."

Why did Beethoven kill all his chickens?

Because they kept going Bach Bach Bach.

Our neighbors dog would often play the piano

His Bach was worse than his bite

So I have this chicken that listens to nothing but classical music...

All she wants is Bach Bach Bach .


That is all.

Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they ran around saying Bach Bach bach

Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?

When he asked him who the best composer was, they replied, "Bach Bach Bach"

Arnold Schwarzenegger was going to a fancy dress party dressed as Tchaikovsky

However, when he found out that someone was already dressed as Tchaikovsky, he said "i'll be Bach".

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