The Best 6 Babysitters Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Babysitters jokes. There are some babysitters goo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these babysitters housekeeper puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Babysitters Jokes and Puns

A young boy is bathing with his mother

Boy says, Whats that hairy thing mom?

Mom replies, That is my sponge.

Oh yes, says the boy, The babysitters got one, I've seen her washing dads face with it.

A boy is in the shower with his mum.

The boy says, "Whats that hairy thing mum?"
Mum replies, "That is my sponge."
"Oh yeah," says the boy, "The babysitters got one too, she likes to wash dad's face with it!

Did you hear about the thief that preferred robbing criminals and babysitters?

He cleaned out every crook and nanny.

A boy is in the bath with his mum and asks

"What's that hairy thing?"

Mum says, "That's my sponge dear"

The boy says, "Oh yeah, the babysitters got one too. I have seen her washing Dads face with it."

What do you call 2 Japanese babysitters?


What superpower do babysitters have?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the babysitters paternity jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working babysitters mom piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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