Babysitters Jokes

Following is our collection of midwives humor and goo one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Babysitters puns for adults, dirty greasy jokes or clean housekeeper gags for kids.

There is an abundance of paternity jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 5 funniest jokes on babysitters. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any mom witze you can hear about babysitters.

The Best jokes about Babysitters

A young boy is bathing with his mother

Boy says, Whats that hairy thing mom?

Mom replies, That is my sponge.

Oh yes, says the boy, The babysitters got one, I've seen her washing dads face with it.

A boy is in the shower with his mum.

The boy says, "Whats that hairy thing mum?"
Mum replies, "That is my sponge."
"Oh yeah," says the boy, "The babysitters got one too, she likes to wash dad's face with it!

A boy is in the bath with his mum and asks

"What's that hairy thing?"

Mum says, "That's my sponge dear"

The boy says, "Oh yeah, the babysitters got one too. I have seen her washing Dads face with it."

What do you call 2 Japanese babysitters?

Nanni?!

What superpower do babysitters have?

Supervision.


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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