The Best 9 Babysit Jokes

Following is our collection of Babysit jokes which are very funny. There are some babysit nephews jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these babysit dirty puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

I don't get anti-vaxxers.

If you want a trial version of a kid why don't you borrow your friend's and babysit it instead of letting your own expire?

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

How does a black person babysit the white neighbor kid?

He Puts him in the cupboard with the rest of the crackers.

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

You can't even be a babysitter these days without someone getting offended.

And calling you a "home intruder".


P1: what's the difference between a baby and a toothbrush?

P2: i don't know

P1: well, I'm never letting you babysit

I knew babysitting my neighbor's son was gonna be a challenge...

The first time I went to babysit, I tripped on the doormat, spilled my coffee, and yelled 'son of a bitch!'

Then the kid poked his head out of his room, and said 'did somebody call?'

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

My babysitter once tried to molest me

Goes without saying I stopped letting him babysit my kids after that.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the babysit grandkids jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working babysit hog piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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