Babysit Jokes
9 babysit jokes and hilarious babysit puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about babysit that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Unearthly Funniest Babysit Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What is a good babysit joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What's the difference between your child and your husband?
At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit
If the babysitter is present when your child takes their first steps...
...they are automatically promoted to babystander.
How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?
She swallowed
Back in the 90's, Gran used to babysit us kids. One time she saw us playing playstation and said 'You're not playing that drug game!' 'What drug game?' I asked
Need for Speed
You can't even be a babysitter these days without someone getting offended.
And calling you a "home intruder".
P1: what's the difference between a baby and a toothbrush?
P2: i don't know
P1: well, I'm never letting you babysit
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I knew babysitting my neighbor's son was gonna be a challenge...
The first time I went to babysit, I tripped on the doormat, spilled my coffee, and yelled 'son of a b**...!'
Then the kid poked his head out of his room, and said 'did somebody call?'
What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?
A real hootenanny!
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My babysitter once tried to m**... me
Goes without saying I stopped letting him babysit my kids after that.
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