Babysit Jokes

Following is our collection of sitter humor and nephews one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Babysit puns for adults, dirty yur jokes or clean dirty gags for kids.

There is an abundance of grandkids jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 9 funniest jokes on babysit. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any hog witze you can hear about babysit.

The Best jokes about Babysit

I don't get anti-vaxxers.

If you want a trial version of a kid why don't you borrow your friend's and babysit it instead of letting your own expire?

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

How does a black person babysit the white neighbor kid?

He Puts him in the cupboard with the rest of the crackers.

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

You can't even be a babysitter these days without someone getting offended.

And calling you a "home intruder".


P1: what's the difference between a baby and a toothbrush?

P2: i don't know

P1: well, I'm never letting you babysit

I knew babysitting my neighbor's son was gonna be a challenge...

The first time I went to babysit, I tripped on the doormat, spilled my coffee, and yelled 'son of a bitch!'

Then the kid poked his head out of his room, and said 'did somebody call?'

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

My babysitter once tried to molest me

Goes without saying I stopped letting him babysit my kids after that.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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