The Best 12 Babys Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Babys jokes. There are some babys nanny jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these babys dead baby puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Babys Jokes and Puns

Two babys at the birth ward...

...one baby says to the other."i'm a boy" to with the other reply:"how do you know?". the first baby pulls the blanket to the side and says:"look i got blue socks on"

Silly Grandad

Johns Grandad comes over to look after him for the day. John goes outside and plays with the neighbors kid, a bit later he comes in and asks "Grandad, whats it called when two people sleep in one room one on top of the other?" Grandad replies "I've got to be honest with you, you are 8 now, its called intercourse and thats how you make babys." ten minutes later John returns "Freds mum said its called bunkbeds, and she needs a word with you"

Babys In Mothers Woom

Three babies are in their mother's womb. One of them says, "I want to be an artist so everyone knows what it looks like in here." The next one says, "I want to be a swimmer because I get so much practice in here." The last baby says, "I'm going to be a hunter because if that snake comes in here and pokes me again, I'm going to chop that thing in half!

Babys joke, Babys In Mothers Woom

I once babysat a sausage.

It was really poorly behaved, though.

A total *brat*.

Just the *wurst*.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a babys head?

One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one tastes good


How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

You can't even be a babysitter these days without someone getting offended.

And calling you a "home intruder".

Babys joke, You can't even be a babysitter these days without someone getting offended.

The best male thief in the world and the best female thief in the world gets married.

They have a baby.But the babys hand is always closed.They open hand hardly.They see the midwife's ring.

Why doesn't anything I plant bloom?

Dead babys don't grow up.

Baby-shooter is the best hentai masterpieces ever made

Playing with auto fill on my new Samsung phone.

My babysitter once tried to molest me

Goes without saying I stopped letting him babysit my kids after that.

You can explore babys kiddy reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean babys babysitter dad jokes. There are also babys puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What do babys and politicians have in common?

Both need diapers.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the babys baby camel jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working babys baby sister piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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