The Best 4 Babyproofing Jokes

Following is our collection of Babyproofing jokes which are very funny. There are some babyproofing house jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these babyproofing preschooler puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Babyproofing Jokes and Puns

My wife and I finally finished baby-proofing the house.

Let's see that baby try and get in here now.

I spent this past weekend baby-proofing my house...

I'm not having a baby, but I hung up a bunch of anime posters to make sure that I never do.

Original Male Sterilization Joke

A guy goes into the doctor for his baby-proofing surgery. He hops up on the table and says "OK, Doc! Let's get this tubal ligation going!".

The doctor looks up, annoyed. "This isn't a tubal ligation!"

"I know, I know," says the guy, "but it's all the same thing, pretty much."

"No it isn't!" says the Doctor. "There's a Vas Deferens!"

I just finished baby-proofing my condo.

I seriously doubt any of them are making it past the barbed wire and claymores.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the babyproofing babysitting jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working babyproofing guy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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