Babyproofing Jokes
4 babyproofing jokes and hilarious babyproofing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about babyproofing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Uproarious Babyproofing Jokes to Share with Friends
What is a good babyproofing joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My wife and I finally finished baby-proofing the house.
Let's see that baby try and get in here now.
I spent this past weekend baby-proofing my house...
I'm not having a baby, but I hung up a bunch of anime posters to make sure that I never do.
What is a great way to baby-proof a house?
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Original Male Sterilization Joke
A guy goes into the doctor for his baby-proofing surgery. He hops up on the table and says "OK, Doc! Let's get this tubal ligation going!".
The doctor looks up, annoyed. "This isn't a tubal ligation!"
"I know, I know," says the guy, "but it's all the same thing, pretty much."
"No it isn't!" says the Doctor. "There's a Vas Deferens!"
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