Babyproofing Jokes

Following is our collection of babysit humor and house one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Babyproofing puns for adults, dirty past jokes or clean preschooler gags for kids.

There is an abundance of babysitting jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes on babyproofing. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any guy witze you can hear about babyproofing.

The Best jokes about Babyproofing

My wife and I finally finished baby-proofing the house.

Let's see that baby try and get in here now.

I spent this past weekend baby-proofing my house...

I'm not having a baby, but I hung up a bunch of anime posters to make sure that I never do.

Original Male Sterilization Joke

A guy goes into the doctor for his baby-proofing surgery. He hops up on the table and says "OK, Doc! Let's get this tubal ligation going!".

The doctor looks up, annoyed. "This isn't a tubal ligation!"

"I know, I know," says the guy, "but it's all the same thing, pretty much."

"No it isn't!" says the Doctor. "There's a Vas Deferens!"

I just finished baby-proofing my condo.

I seriously doubt any of them are making it past the barbed wire and claymores.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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