Baby Stroller Jokes
6 baby stroller jokes and hilarious baby stroller puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about baby stroller that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Baby Stroller Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up onto the sidewalk, and stopped inches away from a lady with a baby stroller. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Hey, don't ever do that again. You scared the c**... out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little tap could scare him so much.
The driver replied, "I'm sorry. It's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."
"Awww... your baby is cute!"
...I said to a woman with a stroller one day.
"How old is he?" I asked.
"Well, my friend, little Johnny here is 18 months old!" she replied, motioning to her baby. "Also, I'm sorry to bother you, but what time is it?"
"Sure. It's eighty-three thousand, four hundred thirty-two seconds past midnight."
What do you call a stroller with a dead Baby in it?
A miscarriage.
A woman is pushing her baby in a stroller thru the park...
...when she sees a friend of hers smoking a cigarette. She walks up to him and asks how he is, and says "I thought you gave up smoking for good?" The man says "I did, now I smoke for evil." and blows smoke in the baby's face and walks away.
So yesterday I wore a costume....
I am a male and I wore a see through shirt and pants. I completed my ensemble with a stuffed bra, long haired wig and lipstick. I pushed a baby doll around all night in a stroller holding the baby bottle....
I was a transparent transparent.
A customer walks into a bank...
...and tells the cashier: "Good morning. I've come to pay the final installment on the loan used to buy a baby stroller"
Cashier: "That's wonderful. And how is the baby doing?"
Customer: "I'm doing alright, thank you."
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