Baby Sister Jokes

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Funniest Baby Sister Short Jokes

Short baby sister jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The baby sister humour may include short little sister jokes also.

  1. Dark Joke from my sister when she was 6. Her: How did the dead baby get across the road?
    Me: How?
    Her: It was stapled to the chicken.
    Me: .....
  2. What did the chimpanzee say when he found out his sister was going to have a baby? I'll be a monkey's uncle!
  3. Baby sister told me this one attn Harry Potter fans Sister: "Harry's godfathers middle name should be 'Lee'"
    Me:"wait, whose the godfather?"
    Sister: "Sirius Black"
    Took me a minute.
  4. Mum loves Easter Dad why is my baby sister called Teresa?
    Well son it's an anagram of Easter, and we know how much your mum loves Easter.
    Gee thanks dad.
    Your welcome Alan
  5. My sister asked me to help her baby proof her house. I told her, 'I helped you burglar proof the place last year, that should be enough to keep the babies out, too.'
  6. My sister finished her rigorous weight loss plan and lost an incredible 10lbs in one day! She had a baby
  7. Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that's right.
    Well, I don't blame God for throwing her out.
  8. So, the little boy asks Santa for a baby sister this Xmas and Santa says: "No worries little fella, just send your mother over"
  9. My newborn baby boy can already juggle, speak full sentences and even ride a bike! He is infantly better than his sister...
  10. My sister just had a baby – she's called it Tiff, because it's a girl. If it was a boy if would have been Jpeg.

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Baby Sister One Liners

Which baby sister one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with baby sister? I can suggest the ones about sister and younger sister.

  1. My sister has just had a baby and she has decided to call him Mark, with a C. Cark.
  2. My sister had a baby to save the relationship... But i still don't talk to her.
  3. When i was little i wanted to be a babysitter but then i got a baby sister.
  4. Did you guys hear about the new sister game to club penguin? Club baby seals
  5. What did the baby milk say to his older sister? You're spoiled!
  6. My baby sister just threw a toy horse at me I told her to hold her horses
  7. My sister just had a baby to save a relationship But I'm still not talking to her
  8. I dropped my sister's baby yesterday But its not MY fault she asked me to be a pallbearer
  9. Your Sister couldn't deliver the baby It's not delivery it's degornos
  10. What did the r**... say to his sister? Oooh yeah, baby!

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What funny jokes about baby sister you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean older sister jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make baby sister pranks.

There were two sisters

There were two sisters named Petal and Fridge.
One day Petal was curious and asked her father, "Why was I named Petal?"
His response was, "Well, when you were a baby a flower petal fell on you."
Then Fridge says, "BLARGHHHALHGLAHG".

For weeks, Tommy was telling his kindergarten teacher about the baby sister who was going to be coming to his house soon.

One day at home, Tommy's mother let him feel the baby k**.... Tommy didn't say anything, and he stopped talking about the baby at school. Finally the teacher sat Tommy down and said, "Whatever happened to your new baby sister?"
Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think my mummy ate her!"

A girl asked her dad "Why is my name Rose?"

Her dad said "Because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell to your forehead"
The girl's sister asked the same. "Daddy, why is my name Lily?"
"As a baby, the petal of a lily flower fell on your head."
The youngest daughter then approached.
"Shut up, Cinderblock." The dad said.

There was a guy who was terrible at naming thing ...

His dog was named dog, his cat was named cat and so on. One day, the man's sister was having twins and in a long family tradition, the babies uncle had to chose the names. Absolutely mortified, the twin girl and boy were born and it was time;
What did you choose for the girl?
Oh man, that's not so bad. What did you choose for the boy?

Little Johnny and His Baby Sister

Little Johnny's newborn baby sister just wouldn't stop crying one day.
Annoyed, Little Johnny asked his mom where they had got her from.
"From Heaven," replied his mom.
"Well, I can see why they threw her out!"

The blind date

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I'm meeting my blind date here tonight," he tells the bartender. "She's the sister of one of my friends. All he told me was that she was blonde and is expecting a baby." "Well," the bartender replies. "That explains why you're sitting here in just a diaper."

"Dad, why did you name me Rain?"

Dad: "Because rain was the first thing that fell on you"
Rain: "Oh, I never knew that. Is that why my sister is named Snow as well?"
Dad: "Yes, you are absolutely right"
*a baby cries in the corner*
Dad: Shut up Brick!

s**... ed

One day a little boy was at the park with his grandfather when he saw two dogs having s**.... He asked what they were doing and was told that was how they made puppies. Later that night he had a bad dream and when he went in to his parents' room he saw them having s**.... When he asked what they were doing he was told they were trying to make him a baby brother or sister. Disgusted, he demanded "Well flip her over, I'd rather have a puppy!"

There were two sisters called Petal and Fridge...

There were two sisters called Petal and Fridge sitting with their parents. Petal asked her mum,
"Mum, why am I called Petal?".
Her mum replied "Well it's because when you were a baby, a flower petal fell on you".
Then Fridge said "BLRGGGGGAAABLLRR!!!"

There were three sisters

One named Lilly, one named Rose, and the other named Cinderblock. One day Lilly went to their mother and asked, "Mom, why did you name me Lilly?"
"Well, when you were a baby, a lilly petal fell on your head," mother replied.
So then Rose went to her mother and asked, "Mom, why did you name me Rose?"
"Because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head," mother replied.
So then Cinderblock went to her mother and asked, "der der duh der duh"

My sister has this new guy

Totally bald, sleeps all day, if he's not sleeping he screams at her, she gotta cook his food, he doesn't work, doesn't clean (actually, he mostly just causes a huge mess), doesn't do anything, but she really loves him.
I have no idea what makes people love babies.

A boy walks in on his parents

A Boy walked in on his parents having s**.... They said; "We're making you a baby brother or sister." He said; "Nono, Do it d**...-style. I'd rather have a puppy."

The other day I dropped my baby nephew and my sister started freaking out

I understand that I should be more careful, but let's be honest, who the f*** brings a baby to the Grand Canyon?

A boy at school

A boy was at school and his teacher asked him to learn 3 new words over the weekend. His father is a pilot and taught him the word "takeoff." His mother is a zoo keeper and taught him the word "zebra." His big sister was going to have a baby and taught him the word "baby." He went to school the next day and his teacher asked, ''What are your three words?'' The boy said, ''Takeoff zebra baby.''

Little Johnny goes to his dad with his girlfriend

"How was I born daddy?", Asks Johnny.
"An Angel came and delivered you to us while we were on vacations", hid dad replied.
"And my sister?", Johnny goes on
"Angel gave her to us in the bedroom", his dad replied again.
Johnny turns to his girlfriend and says, "See.. Nothing happens, babies aren't born that way! Let's do it."

Sister Ann Putting on Weight

"Sister Ann, aren't you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously eyeing her bulging belly. "Why, no Father," answered the nun demurely, "It's just a little gas." A few months later Father Dan put the same question to the nun noticing her habit barely fit across her belly. "Oh, just a bit of gas," said Sister Ann, blushing a bit. On his next visit Father Dan was walking down the corridor when he passed Sister Ann wheeling a baby carriage. Looking in, the priest observed, "Cute little f**...!"

Hey dad, why did you and mom name my sister Rose?

"Because a rose petal fell on her head when she was a baby, dear son," replied the Dad.
"Oh, thanks for telling me Dad!"
"No problem, Toaster Oven."

I asked my parents for a baby brother or sister this Christmas

My dad said he'll see if the baby making machine in his room still works.
Mommy has been screaming 'yes' all night so I think it's working

Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings.
As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home.
Later that night, their mother couldn’t sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup of tea.
On her way, she tiptoed by her oldest daughter’s bedroom and heard her screaming.
The mother thought to herself, “That’s normal, especially on her wedding night.”
She snuck by her second oldest daughter’s room and heard her laughing.
“That’s normal too,” she said, smiling to herself.
Finally, she slipped by her youngest daughter’s room where she didn’t hear a peep, but she thought nothing of it.
The next morning in the kitchen, after the husbands had gone out, the woman asked her eldest daughter about last night’s noises.
“Well Mom,” she replied, “you always said if it hurt I should scream.”
“You’re absolutely right sweetheart,
”the mother assured her, turning to her middle daughter.
“Now why were you laughing?” she asked.
“You always said if it tickled, I could laugh,” she answered.
“True enough, honey.” The mother smiled, remembering her newlywed days.
“Now it’s your turn, baby,” she said turning to her youngest daughter.
“Why was it so quiet in your room last night?”
“Mom, don’t you remember? You always told me never to talk with my mouth full.”

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