Baby Shower Jokes
29 baby shower jokes and hilarious baby shower puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about baby shower that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Baby Shower Short Jokes
Short baby shower jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The baby shower humour may include short childbirth jokes also.
- TIL that at age 13 Jewish girls have a bat Mitzvah and at age 15 Latina girls have a... Baby shower.
- [nsfw] I knew a girl who had a miscarriage while taking a shower It was the worst baby shower ever
- It's weird that they call it a baby shower. A more accurate name would be a supplies party.
- True story. At our baby shower, my aunt asked if we would be teaching our child a second language. My wife replied, "Of course! English."
- I was at a baby shower yesterday. My wife told me not to forget behind his ears this time.
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Baby Shower One Liners
Which baby shower one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with baby shower? I can suggest the ones about birthday party and baby born.
- A home DNA test kit does not make a good baby shower gift.
- What is one event the guest of honor is not expected to show up? A baby shower
- Comedy is like a baby shower Useless if the delivery goes wrong
- I went to a baby shower I was torn between a vacuum or a coat hanger as a gift
- Baby shower... sounds like very painful activity.
- What's the kid friendly term for b**...? Baby-shower
- What do they call a baby shower in Japan? A b**....
- How do you start a baby shower? Throw it into a wood chipper.
- Went to my first baby shower today... Took five loads on the face at once!!!
- What do baby showers and golden showers have in common? Nothing, you sick pervert!
Comical Baby Shower Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about baby shower you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean expecting baby jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make baby shower pranks.
An expecting couple is buying party supplies.
The cashier asks What's the occasion?
Oh, We are having our baby shower, says the wife.
That's pretty impressive, says the cashier. My wife and I still have to bathe ours.
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Last year my ex got mad at me because I was m**... during a shower..
..which usually wouldn't be a big deal, but.... It was a baby shower.
A Canadian in New York
A Canadian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Canadian baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Canuck just shrugs, "That's about average up North, folks... like I said, my boy's a typical Canadian baby boy."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW" were heard.
Two weeks later the Canadian returns to the bar.
The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Canadian baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna call you. So how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born."
The Canadian father takes a slow swig from his Molson beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,
"Had him circumcised".
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Sure women live longer than men, but we spend that extra time at awkward bridal and baby showers wishing we were dead, so I feel like it's a fair trade.