Baby Seal Jokes

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Funniest Baby Seal Short Jokes

Short baby seal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The baby seal humour may include short seals jokes also.

  1. A baby seal walks into a bar. Bar keep asks, "what do you want?"
    The baby seal replies, "anything but a Canadian Club on the rocks."
  2. A baby seal walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will you have?"
    The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."
  3. A Baby Seal Walks Into a Bar, Goes up to the bar and the barkeep asks, 'What would you like?'
    Baby Seal says, 'Anything but a Canadian Club on the Rocks.'
  4. So a baby seal walks into a bar... and the barkeep says "What'll ya have little fella?" and the seal says "Anything but the Canadian club."
  5. I have seen this one on here before but nobody ever gets it right... A baby seal walks into a club
    What a tragedy....
  6. I got a job tending to baby seals once. I got fired the first day for using a baseball bat. I guess they had a strict club only policy!
  7. What's the difference between Donald Trump and a baby polar bear? It will be a year before the baby polar bear kills its first seal.
  8. PETA sponsored a new hot spot to get money from partying rich and famous animal lovers. It closed after one week. Apparently "Club Baby Seals" wasn't a good name for it.
  9. Two baby seals are walking down the street. One looks at the other and says, "God, I'm so sick of the club scene."

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Baby Seal One Liners

Which baby seal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with baby seal? I can suggest the ones about clubbing seal and sea animal.

  1. What's a baby seals' least favourite drink? Canadian Club on the Rocks
  2. A baby seal walks into a bar... ... and says,"I'll have anything but a Canadian Club."
  3. A baby seal walked into a club.
  4. Where do baby seals go for date night? To the club
  5. The singer Seal walks into a club. Good thing he wasn't a baby.
  6. I went clubbing once Those baby seals never had a chance.
  7. Did you guys hear about the new sister game to club penguin? Club baby seals
  8. I like bald eagles. They taste almost just like baby seals.
  9. What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? They both get clubbed by Norwegians...
  10. What are our night clubs of today missing? Baby seals
  11. Been doing a lot of gay clubbing recently The baby seals put up less of a fight though...
  12. What's a baby seal's favorite drink? Canadian Club.......
  13. Time to go clubbing Now just got to find some baby seals

Entertaining Baby Seal Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about baby seal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean clubbed seal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make baby seal pranks.

California Condor

A man was in court the other day accused of shooting and killing a California Condor. The judge asked the man, "Why on Earth would you kill one of the magnificent creatures?" The man replied, "Your honor, I have been out of work for quite a while and me and my family were hungry with nothing to eat and I looked up and saw this big bird over head so I shot it down and fed my family with it." The judge said, "That is a tough story. I am sorry for your situation and I will certainly take it into consideration when I sentence you, but by the way, I am a little curious as to what it tastes like." The man replied, "It's really not bad. Kind of a mix between a spotted owl and a baby seal."

A man is arrested for killing a condor

A man is arrested for killing an endangered condor. Before the judge, the man says, "Your honor, I only killed the condor to feed my hungry family."
The judge says, "Well, I can't charge a man for feeding his family. And I'm curious so I'll let you off with a warning if you answer one question. What did it taste like?"
The man says, Somewhere between a bald eagle and a baby seal."

I wanted to open a place where people could drink and go dancing. A portion of all proceeds would be donated to a nature reserve where threatened species could breed and raise their offspring in peace. But I had to close it down.

I really thought Club Baby Seals was going to be a bigger hit.