Baby Picture Jokes
23 baby picture jokes and hilarious baby picture puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about baby picture that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Baby Picture Short Jokes
Short baby picture jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The baby picture humour may include short posting picture jokes also.
- A proud new dad sat next to me in the bus today, pulled out his phone, and showed me a picture of his rather ugly baby. I told him, "that's a really nice phone."
- What's the difference between a Polaroid picture and a baby? If you shake the Polaroid it develops faster.
- Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby? They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.
- Babies are like new tattoos They are yours forever, but you should probably hold off posting pictures for a bit until they aren't raw and weird looking anymore.
- Baby pictures are a great way to get likes on Instagram, so I've heard.. But it works best if it's yours...and there isn't any of the bush around you obscuring the shot.
- I heard that putting baby pictures on Instagram is a certified way to get likes. Well, I've got the photographs. Now I just need to return the kid to her parents.
- Punctuation is important when answering questions. If a woman asks you what sort of picture you want her to send you...
"n**..., baby" sounds a lot better than "n**... baby". - I accidentally j**... off to a picture of my mom this morning... I mean its really not my fault though, most babies look alike.
Share These Baby Picture Jokes With Friends
Baby Picture One Liners
Which baby picture one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with baby picture? I can suggest the ones about baby born and baby face.
- I'm sorry I said "nice phone" When you showed me a picture of your baby..
- Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.
- Your baby looks the same as it did yesterday. *Me, commenting on a Facebook picture.*
- Yo mamma's so fat her baby picture was taken by Neil Armstrong.
- So Snookie is pregnant 10 to 1 odds all the baby's pictures have the duck face....
Gather Around for Fun Baby Picture Jokes and Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about baby picture you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean picture day jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make baby picture pranks.
My Friend Had Twins Over the Pandemic
I ran into her for the first time in ages and asked how the little ones were doing. She said Amal and Juan were just fine and were growing like weeds.
I asked to see a picture of them and she showed me a single baby on her phone.
Aren't there two of them? I asked.
She replied: Well if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
My friend had twins last month, Amal and Juan
When I saw her at the store yesterday she only had a picture of one of the babies on her phone but she assured me, If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
My wife's friend had a baby...
She posted a picture on Facebook and my wife commented "Aww, what a little angle." I replied to my wife's comment "Ya, she's pretty acute."
I felt like a tremendous nerd for even thinking of a geometry joke, but ya...
The mothers of two Islamic State jihadists are exchanging pictures of their sons
Mother 1 - 'This is my boy as a baby, and this one him growing up to be a man, and this picture is just before he gave himself up for jihadi'.
Mother 2 - 'So beautiful. You know, they blow up so quick'.
The blob.
A child in class, when asked to draw a picture of the Holy Family, produced a picture in which Mary and the baby sat on a recognisably donkeyish steed, led by Joseph. on the ground nearby lay a black blob.
"What is that?" asked the teacher. "The flea," answered the artist.
"What flea, dear?" asked the puzzled teacher.
"The one the Angel told Joseph to take."
Eventually, puzzled but not liking to challenge an imaginative child, the teacher checked out her Bible. And there it was : Matthew 2:13 "......the angel of the Lord saying, Arise, and take the young child and his mother, and flee into Egypt..........."
Long Lost Twins
There's this story on CNN running about these two long lost twins that found each other on Google!
Did ya hear about it?
The o**... down in Mexico, I think, was doing that family tree thing and found out that he had a twin, Ehmal, was taken as a baby with his mother back to the middle east! And these two found each other!
Well the reporter on the CNN kept trying to run the story but for some reason Ehmal was like this anti-computer guy or something cuz he couldn't get a decent picture to the reporter!
They got faxes of pictures that were too dark and phone calls and such but no decent pictures. Frustrated she goes to her producer with the problem, wondering what she should do. Guy scratched his head, thought about it for a while and you know what he said?
Well.... If you seen Juan, you seen Ehmal.