Baby Momma Jokes
24 baby momma jokes and hilarious baby momma puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about baby momma that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Baby Momma Short Jokes
Short baby momma jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The baby momma humour may include short baby mama jokes also.
- Baby snake What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?
A momma's boa. - Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby? Because he was a little chili
(Actually came up with this while making chili) - What did the baby rash say to the momma rash when she asked 'what do you want for breakfast?' Excsma.
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Baby Momma One Liners
Which baby momma one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with baby momma? I can suggest the ones about pregnant mom and mommy.
- What did the momma cow say to her baby cows? It's pasture bedtime
- Welfare is like diabetes If Momma had it, her babies probably will too
- What's good about your baby momma being an anti vaxxer? No child support payments.
- Why did the Momma cabbage hit her little baby cabbage? He was being too fresh!
- What did they momma tomatoe say to the baby tomato? Ketchup.
- A baby bird can't pick what it eats A momma bird has too choose it for them
- Baby momma drama doesn't exist in the middle east.... Baby Bomba drama however
Cheerful Baby Momma Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about baby momma you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fat momma jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make baby momma pranks.
Old joke about tomato's, still makes me chuckle a bit though.
Three tomato's are walking down the street, momma tomato, daddy tomato, and baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind, daddy tomato gets angry turns around and squishes baby tomato and says.......ketchup.
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Two Amish women are walking down the street.
Two Amish woman are walking down the street when they come across a momma skunk and a baby skunk. A h**... comes driving by at 60 mph and runs over the momma skunk and kills it. The first Amish girl says oh my we can't let that baby skunk by itself. So she picks it up and puts it under her dress to safely take it home. The second Amish girl says what about the smell. First one responds I don't think it will mind
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There are five cows on a farm, one momma cow and four baby calves.
The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, Momma, why is my name Rose? The mommy cow replies, Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.
The next calf comes up and asks, Momma, why is my name Lily? The mother replies, Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.
The third baby comes up and asks, Momma, why is my name Daisy? The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head."
The final baby walks over and says, Huh Ruh Buh Duh! The momma cow says, Shut up, Cinderblock!
There's 3 bears..
Mama bear, papa bear and baby bear.
The parents get divorced and have to go to court to decide custody of the baby bear. The judge decides to let the baby decide:
"do you want to go with your momma baby?"
Baby replies : " no because she beats me!"
Judge: " How about with your papa?"
Baby:" No he beats me too!"
Judge :"then what do you want to do baby bear?"
Baby: "I want to go with the Chicago bears"
Judge:" why the Chicago bears?"
Baby "Because they don't beat anyone!"
I'm from Chicago, a homeless guy told me this one on my way home from work because I have a bears patch on my bag. Found it funny but it hurt!
Crossing the street
A momma duck and her baby are waiting to cross a street with a momma skunk and her baby.
The mother duck offers to walk out first, to make sure the street is safe to cross. Not half-way across, she is hit by a car,and dies.
"Oh no!" says the baby duck, "My mommy died! I don't know who I am anymore..."
The mother skunk looks at him and says "Well, you look like a duck, sound like a duck, and smell like a duck. So, you must be a duck!"
Then the mother skunk offers to walk out into the street to make sure it's safe. Just like the duck, she is killed about half-way across.
The baby skunk says "Oh no! My mommy died! I don't know who I am anymore..."
The baby duck looks at him and says "Well, you're not white, you're not black, and you smell kind of funny. So, you must be a Mexican."
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There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves.
The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Duh huh guh nuh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock."
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves.
The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Duh huh guh nuh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock."