Baby Elephant Jokes
17 baby elephant jokes and hilarious baby elephant puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about baby elephant that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Baby Elephant Short Jokes
Short baby elephant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The baby elephant humour may include short elephant jokes also.
- a baby was fed on elephant's milk A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
B: That's impossible. Whose baby?
A: An elephant's. - What is something that elephants are known to do that no other animal in the animal kingdom has been observed doing? Make baby elephants.
- We all know that elephant has the longest nose in a zoo... "Who has the second longest?"
"Baby elephant!"
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Baby Elephant One Liners
Which baby elephant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with baby elephant? I can suggest the ones about bad elephant and baby animal.
- What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make? Baby elephants.
- What is the best way to raise a baby elephant? A forklift.
- What do you call a baby elephant An inphant
- What do you call a sick baby elephant? An ill-infant
- What is little, white and not a lie? an albino baby elephant.
Silly & Ridiculous Baby Elephant Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about baby elephant you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean circus elephant jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make baby elephant pranks.
A physicist, a biologist, and a geologist walk into a bar.
The physicist immediately liquors up and attempts to pick up chicks with his top secret details about a new slightly-cooler-than-molten-hot fusion project he's working on.
The biologist attempts to pick up chicks with stories about him working with baby elephants in Thailand.
The geologist says "Ouch".
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Bus Driver
So a little boy gets on a bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling "if my mother was a monkey and my father was a monkey id be a baby monkey" The driver is getting annoyed and the little boy yells again "if my mother was an elephant and my father was an elephant id be a baby elephant" This goes on a few more times, the bus driver slams the brakes and turns around to shout at the boy "WHAT IF YOUR MOTHER WAS A h**... AND YOUR DAD WAS GAY, WHAT WOULD YOU BE THEN" The boy replies, "a bus driver"
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Bus Driver
So a little boy gets on a bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling "if my mother was a monkey and my father was a monkey id be a baby monkey"
The driver is getting annoyed and the little boy yells again "if my mother was an elephant and my father was an elephant id be a baby elephant"
This goes on a few more times, the bus driver slams the brakes and turns around to shout at the boy "WHAT IF YOUR MOTHER WAS A h**... AND YOUR DAD WAS GAY, WHAT WOULD YOU BE THEN"
The boy replies, "a bus driver"
(Sorry if repost or not funny)
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle.
For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant's tail, really hard.
Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the same river, having a drink with his giraffe buddy, when the same turtle that bit him on the tail all those years ago wanders up to the river.
The elephant rears back a leg and kicks the turtle as hard as he can, sending him flying way off into the jungle.
"Why did you do that?" the giraffe asks.
"When we both were babies, that turtle bit my tail for no reason," the elephant replied.
"Wow! You must have a good memory!" exclaimed the giraffe.
"Yep!" said the elephant. "I've got Turtle-Recall."