Baby Diaper Jokes
27 baby diaper jokes and hilarious baby diaper puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about baby diaper that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Baby Diaper Short Jokes
Short baby diaper jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The baby diaper humour may include short diaper jokes also.
- My buddy set me up on a blind date and he said, "I'd better warn you, she's expecting a baby." I felt like such an idiot sitting in the bar wearing just a diaper...
- Why do blonde change her baby's diapers once in a week? Because the package says "up to 10 kilos".
- Proper diaper fitting If the baby's legs turn blue, it's too tight, if they turn brown, it's too loose.
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Baby Diaper One Liners
Which baby diaper one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with baby diaper? I can suggest the ones about changing diaper and baby shower.
- What did Ronnie James Dio wear to Church when he was a baby? Holy Diapers.
- Why do you put diapers on a baby? To tie up loose ends
- What do you call a baby who just got his diaper changed inside an airport? Duty Free
- How is a late train like the contents of a baby's diaper? They're both a little behind
- A 100 year old man is like a baby... ...except instead of diapers, theres a bucket.
- What is white and inside a baby's diaper? Michael Jackson's ghost's hand.
- Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper? To hide his nuts!!
- What diapers should you put on a dead baby? Pamperspired.
Playful Baby Diaper Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about baby diaper you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean infant baby jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make baby diaper pranks.
The blind date
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I'm meeting my blind date here tonight," he tells the bartender. "She's the sister of one of my friends. All he told me was that she was blonde and is expecting a baby." "Well," the bartender replies. "That explains why you're sitting here in just a diaper."
The DNA Test
After 3 years, a wife starts to think that their child looks different, so she decides to do a DNA test.
She finds out that the child is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: "Honey, I have something very serious to tell you."
Husband: "What's wrong?"
Wife: "According to DNA test results, this is not our child."
Husband: "Well don't you remember? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had a wet diaper and you said, 'Honey, go change the baby, I'll wait for you here'."
This blonde goes to the pediatrician...
This blonde goes to the pediatrician because her baby keeps getting diaper rashes. The pediatrician asks, "How often do you change your baby?"
The blonde says, "Once a month."
The doctor yells, "What? Why do you only change him once a month?"
The blonde says, "Well, the box says 'good up until fifteen pounds.'"
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree.
One turns to the other and says, "John, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age, how do you feel?"
John replies, "I feel just like a newborn baby."
"Really! Like a newborn baby, you say?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, I wear a diaper, and I even drool on myself."
Diapers
Why are baby's diapers called loves, huggies, and pampers, while adult diapers are called depends?
Well that's because when we're babies our family will still pamper, love, and give us huggies after changing our diaper, but when we're adults it depends on who's in the will.
Never give a man a job that doesn't belong to him
After 10 years, the wife starts to think their child looks strange so she decides to do
a DNA test.
She finds out that the child is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.
Husband: What's up?
Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our child.
Husband: Well you don't remember, do you? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had wet its diapers and you said, "Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here."
That's when I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there.🤔
One man, one job
After 10 years, the wife starts to think their child looks strange so she decides to do a DNA test.
She finds out that the child is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you
Husband: What's up?
Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our child.
Husband: Well you don't remember, do you? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had wet its diapers and you said, "Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here." That's when I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there.
*Moral*: Never give a man a job that doesn't belong to him.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
One day, 4 babies were born at K.K. Hospital:
One day, 4 babies were born at K.K. Hospital: a German, a Jewish, a Filipino and a Singaporean.
However, someone mixed up the babies by mistake, and the nurses couldn't differentiate between them.
However, the head sister had a bright idea. She lined the babies up in front of her and exclaimed, "Heil h**...!"
At hearing this, the German baby raised his arm in a salute, while the Jewish baby soiled his diapers. In the meantime, the Singaporean baby turned to the Filipino baby and said, "Clean that up!"