Baby Chick Jokes
18 baby chick jokes and hilarious baby chick puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about baby chick that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Baby Chick Short Jokes
Short baby chick jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The baby chick humour may include short baby animal jokes also.
- Why did the baby chick cross the road on the spring equinox? To say, Cheep cheep, happy spring!
- A farmer used his stimulus check to buy baby chickens. He got his money for nothing and his chicks for free.
- A farmer friend of mine used his stimulus check to buy baby chickens. He got his money for nothing and his chicks for free.
- We think our cat ate a dozen of our baby chicks yesterday ...but we can't seem to get a peep out of her!
- Kid to a pregnant girl at bus stop: "What are you expecting?"
The girl says, "A bus."
The kid turns to his friend and says: "Wow! I am 100% sure this chick got s**... by a Transformer!"
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Baby Chick One Liners
Which baby chick one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with baby chick? I can suggest the ones about baby lamb and kids chicken.
- I used my stimulus check to buy baby chickens Money for nothing, and the chicks for free
- What do you call a baby chick from the dollar store? A cheap cheep-cheep
- Taking the lives away from 12 baby chicks. Bought an egg carton at the grocery store...
- How to hit on Chicks: Man: "Hey baby, does this smell like Chloroform?
- What do you call a male baby chicken chicks with d**...
Baby Chick Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about baby chick you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chick jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make baby chick pranks.
A boy asks his father what a female chicken is called.
His dad answers "A hen, son."
"And a male chicken?" asks the boy. "They're called a rooster."
"How about a baby chicken?" to which his dad answers "A chick."
"So dad, what's a chicken?"
A Transformer Baby!
Few Kids and a pregnant lady was standing at Bus stop..
kid: "What are you expecting?"
The girl says, "A bus."
The kid turns to his friend and says: "Wow! I am 100% sure this chick got s**... by a Transformer
A physicist, a biologist, and a geologist walk into a bar.
The physicist immediately liquors up and attempts to pick up chicks with his top secret details about a new slightly-cooler-than-molten-hot fusion project he's working on.
The biologist attempts to pick up chicks with stories about him working with baby elephants in Thailand.
The geologist says "Ouch".
A man decides he wants to run a farm
A man decides he wants to run a farm.
He goes to the farm store, and orders 300 baby chicks from the manager.
The next week, he comes back and orders 300 more chicks. The store just thinks that his farm is doing well, and sells them to him.
Again, the next week, the man comes in and orders another 300 chicks. At this point, the manager is confused
"Is everything alright with your farm? This is the third order you've made."
"Yeah, but I can't figure out if I'm burying them too close together or too deep."
A serial killer is chasing 3 young women through a farm
The three young women are a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The three women run into a barn and find three barrels to hide in. The brunette jumps into a barrel labeled "chicks". The redhead into a barrel labeled "kittens", and the blonde into one labeled "potatoes".
The serial killer follows them into the barn but can't find them. He sees the three barrels and bangs on the first. The killer hears the "cheep cheep" of baby chicks. He bangs on the second and hears the meows of kittens. Finally he bangs on the final barrel and hears "potato potato potato".