Baby Camel Jokes
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So, a one-h**... camel marries a two-h**... camel, and they have a baby, but the baby didn't have a h**....
So they named him Humphrey.
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At least he won't annoy his co-workers every week.
What did the mother and father camel name their baby born without a h**...?
Humphrey!
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I should start to buy, s**... and sell baby camels
that way I can sell young c**....
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A tale of two camels
Buddy of mine works at the local zoo. He's usually taking care of the camel they have there they call Sir h**.... They had been noticing that he was looking mopey and depressed so they brought in a companion. This female camel was named Lady Lumps. Anyways, h**... was finally acting normal again and soon enough, they did the freaky deaky camel thruster and had a baby. This camel was born without a h**.... When I asked him was they ended up naming it he just smirked at me. He finally stopped and as serious as he could said:
"What do you think a h**...-less camel should be named? It's obvious...
Humphrey."
Baby camel talking to daddy camel
"Dad, why have we got these humps?"
"Well, my son, we are the ships of the desert, we fill them up with water and can walk for hundreds of miles across the desert wastes"
"Dad, Why have we got big feet?"
"Well son, we are kings of the desert, but the desert sand are soft and treacherous, and we need wide feet to avoid sinking as we labor across the dunes"
"Dad, why have we got thick coats?"
"Well, my son, it is bitterly cold at night in the deserts, and we need thick coats to protect us from biting wind and fierce sandstorms"
"Dad...?"
"Yes son..?"
"Why do we live in the New York Zoo?"
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