Baby Animal Jokes

Funniest Baby Animal Short Jokes

Short baby animal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The baby animal humour may include short kid animal jokes also.

1. I spent this past weekend baby-proofing my house... I'm not having a baby, but I hung up a bunch of anime posters to make sure that I never do.
2. Many people call their animals "fur babies" but, As soon as I start calling children "skin dogs", suddenly I'm the worst pediatrician in this hospital!
3. PETA sponsored a new hot spot to get money from partying rich and famous animal lovers. It closed after one week. Apparently "Club Baby Seals" wasn't a good name for it.
4. A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?"
   The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?"
   The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."
5. Most veterinarians work in that field because they love to play with, pet, and love on the animals... Same reason I became a baby sitter
6. What is something that elephants are known to do that no other animal in the animal kingdom has been observed doing? Make baby elephants.
7. I feel like every nature documentary is directed by a psychopath.
   "Here's the cutest baby animal ever."
   "Now let's watch something eat it."
8. What do you say to a Hebrew baby? "Look at Jew! Aren't Jew so cute!"
   Punchline best if done in that voice that allot of people do around baby's and animals.
9. Me: "How much for the baby dragon?"
   Pet store clerk: "Sir, that's a lizard."
   Me: *not listening* "When do they start breathing fire?"
10. My son just asked me if cats can have babies when they aren't married and I told him yes, but I honestly don't know.

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Baby Animal One Liners

Which baby animal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with baby animal? I can suggest the ones about kids animal and baby chick.

1. What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has? Baby kangaroos.
2. What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make? Baby elephants.
3. Baby I am an Animal in Bed More Specifically A Koala,I can sleep 22 hrs a day.
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4. What do reindeer have that other animals don't have? Baby reindeer
5. What is something that mother giraffes have but no other animal has? Baby giraffes.
6. Babies and animals love me... Basically, anyone not smart enough to know better.
7. What do you call a black baby pig? A niglett.
8. what do rabbits have that no other animals have? baby rabbits
9. Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?
   To the calf-ateria.
10. When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
11. What is the definition of revenge?
    A baby with a dog in its mouth.
12. Q: What do dolphins have that no other mammals have? A: Baby dolphins.
13. What do pandas have that no other animal has? Baby pandas!
14. Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.
15. How should you treat a baby goat?
    Like a kid.

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What funny jokes about baby animal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean baby lamb jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make baby animal pranks.