Babushka Jokes

Following is our collection of moscow humor and grandma one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Babushka puns for adults, dirty tsar jokes or clean kiwis gags for kids.

There is an abundance of boris jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes on babushka. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any switzerland witze you can hear about babushka.

The Best jokes about Babushka

A tourist is in Russia and they see a frail little babushka sitting in front of her house, smoking a cigarette and drinking vodka.

So he stops and asks her: "Excuse me, but are you celebrating something?"

"No, I drink a few bottles of vodka every day. Always have."

"Amazing. And the cigarettes?"

"At least four packs a day, since I was a little girl."

"That's amazing! May I ask, how old are you?"


I hate those Babushka dolls...

...they're so full of themselves!

Why do people hate babushka dolls?

Because they are so full of themselves....

How do you insult a Russian?

Yo motherland so hairy, she put the bush in babushka.

My favorite Joke about the Soviet Union

A old babushka is walking down the street and sees a little boy with only one shoe. She comes to him and asks, "Did you lose a shoe, poor boy?"
He replies, "No... I FOUND a shoe!"

Urban babushka, why can't I use GPS?

Because you a GLONASS man!

What's the worst thing about Babushka Dolls?

They're full of themselves..

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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