Babushka Jokes
7 babushka jokes and hilarious babushka puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about babushka that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover why Babushka dolls are associated with hilarious jokes in Moscow and around the world. Explore the stories of the traditional Russian grannies and the funny "nyet" they say. Learn some of the most popular Babushka jokes that have been told around the world!
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What is a good babushka joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A tourist is in Russia and they see a frail little babushka sitting in front of her house, smoking a cigarette and drinking v**....
So he stops and asks her: "Excuse me, but are you celebrating something?"
"No, I drink a few bottles of v**... every day. Always have."
"Amazing. And the cigarettes?"
"At least four packs a day, since I was a little girl."
"That's amazing! May I ask, how old are you?"
"Twenty-five".
I hate those Babushka dolls...
...they're so full of themselves!
How do you insult a Russian?
Yo motherland so hairy, she put the bush in babushka.
Why do people hate babushka dolls?
Because they are so full of themselves....
A Russian family always ate very bland food. However, one day they invited their Mexican neighbor over for dinner. When little Ivan asked his Babushka while their food tasted so much more flavorful, she replied:
Jesus is the reason for the season.
My favorite Joke about the Soviet Union
A old babushka is walking down the street and sees a little boy with only one shoe. She comes to him and asks, "Did you lose a shoe, poor boy?"
He replies, "No... I FOUND a shoe!"
What's the worst thing about Babushka Dolls?
They're full of themselves..
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