The Best 8 Babushka Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Babushka jokes. There are some babushka grandma jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these babushka kiwis puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Babushka Jokes and Puns

A tourist is in Russia and they see a frail little babushka sitting in front of her house, smoking a cigarette and drinking vodka.

So he stops and asks her: "Excuse me, but are you celebrating something?"

"No, I drink a few bottles of vodka every day. Always have."

"Amazing. And the cigarettes?"

"At least four packs a day, since I was a little girl."

"That's amazing! May I ask, how old are you?"


I hate those Babushka dolls...

...they're so full of themselves!

A Russian family always ate very bland food. However, one day they invited their Mexican neighbor over for dinner. When little Ivan asked his Babushka while their food tasted so much more flavorful, she replied:

Jesus is the reason for the season.

How do you insult a Russian?

Yo motherland so hairy, she put the bush in babushka.

Why do people hate babushka dolls?

Because they are so full of themselves....

My favorite Joke about the Soviet Union

A old babushka is walking down the street and sees a little boy with only one shoe. She comes to him and asks, "Did you lose a shoe, poor boy?"
He replies, "No... I FOUND a shoe!"

What's the worst thing about Babushka Dolls?

They're full of themselves..

Urban babushka, why can't I use GPS?

Because you a GLONASS man!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the babushka boris jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working babushka switzerland piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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