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What did the exasperated man serve at his barbecue?
Sheesh kebabs
A mom is driving to the grocery store with her kids
One of her kids say, Mom why did you name me Rose?
The mom says, When you were born and we walked out of the hospital with you a rose landed on your head so I named you Rose.
Another one of her kids ask, Mom why did you name me Leaf?
The mom says, When you were born and we walked out of the hospital with you a leaf landed on your head so I named you Leaf.
Her third kid says, Babsjvdidvosneibey
And she says, Shut up Brick!
What food did people in The Quiet Place eat?
Shush kebabs
I made so many kebabs
It was a shish load
Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs?
Jason's Doner-Van
Bears do not eat bears.
Tigers do not eat tigers.
Dogs do not eat dogs.
Cats stopped eating kebabs.
Where does Kylie Minogue buy her kebabs?
Jason's doner van
Four braggarts in a bar
Julius Caesar, Hannibal, Moses, and Bob are sitting in a bar bragging.
Caesar starts, "I and my army forded the Rubicon to face destiny." The bartender replies, "That sounds like a portentous crossing."
Hannibal says, "I and my army traversed the Alps with elephants to gain a strategic advantage against Rome." The bartender replies, "That sounds like a prodigious crossing."
Moses says, "I and my people parted the Red Sea to walk to freedom." The bartender replies, "That sounds like a preternatural crossing."
Bob says, "Me 'n' me mates went over the street for kebabs." The bartender replies, "That sounds like a pedestrian crossing."
The Yin and Yang of dumplings and kebabs
An old asian man operates a store on the bottom floor of his house where he sells dumplings and kebabs. The dumplings are known for being the best in the entire city, but the kebabs are completely disgusting. The strange thing is, whenever you order a dumpling, you must also get a kebab with it. When people try to order just a dumpling, the old man straight up refuses. Many people avoid the shop for this reason.
One day, the man's nephew comes in, and asks "uncle, you know everybody loves your dumplings and hates your kebabs, right? You could probably get more business if you only sold dumplings." The old man leans in with a knowing smile, and says "I know that everyone loves my dumplings and hates the kebabs... But for all the light in this world, there must also be dark. Where something good is found, there must also be something bad. It is the way of the universe. Also this house has no toilet."
Where does Kylie get her kebabs?
Jason's donner van
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