Baboons Jokes

Following is our collection of wolves humor and acids one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Baboons puns for adults, dirty saplings jokes or clean monkey gags for kids.

There is an abundance of coyotes jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 5 funniest jokes on baboons. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any cheetahs witze you can hear about baboons.

The Best jokes about Baboons

A doctor was checking up on his Patient at the psychiatric hospital

Doctor: How are you feeling?

Patient: I keep fantasizing about baboons playing soccer.

Doctor: Ok, I will give you medicine today, you'll stop fantasizing...

Patient: Give me the medicine tomorrow, today it's the finals!

What kind of monkeys fly?

Hot air baboons

Wanna know why those baboons are always drinking in the park?

It's the only place with monkey bars.

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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