The Best 48 Babi Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Babi jokes. There are some babi mami jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these babi throw puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Babi Jokes and Puns

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

How many babies does it take to change a Light bulbs?

Well obviously more than 8, my basement is still dark

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one :(

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

Two babies are discussing their births at a nursery

One turned to the other and said "Mine was a total mess. How was yours?" "Ah," the other baby said, "At first it was really difficult but I managed to pull through."

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends how thin you slice them.

Worst dead baby jokes, let's hear them!

NSFW because dead baby jokes probably aren't safe for work...

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Babies are like farts.

We only like our own.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

How many babies does it take to open a door?

It depends on how hard you can throw.

Did you know babies and kettles make the same sound?

Except kettles stop screaming when you take em off the burner

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Babies are like new tattoos

They are yours forever, but you should probably hold off posting pictures for a bit until they aren't raw and weird looking anymore.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

None. The minimum age for physical labour in most places is 13-15 and babies would not be allowed to use the paint

"Where do babies come from?"

Asked the little boy...

Perplexed, his dad answers "well they come from the store, son."

Kid looks at him with disgust and goes "eww you had sex with the store?"

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

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Why do babies make bad mechanics?

They have poorly developed motor skills.

What are 50 babies, each holding a gun, called?

An infantry.

Please have my babies.

I am so disappointed in them.

Babies are like pancakes

You have every right to throw the first one away

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Where do babies go out to eat?


Where do babies come from? (NSFW)

My daughter: "Dad, how do babies get inside a mom's belly?

Me: "Dads put the a seed in the mom's belly."

My daughter: " Do the mom's swallow the seed?"

Me: "When they want a new dress they do."

Why do Babies have the soft spot on the top of their heads?

So that if there is a fire in the hospital, the nurses can carry them out 3 to each hand like a bowling ball.

How many babies does it take to paint a garage?

Depends on how hard you throw em'.

I wonder how many babies were conceived during the eclipse...

I'm sure it's astronomical.


Q: How do you get a baby into a cup?

A: You blend it.

Q: How do you get a baby out of the cup?

A: With a straw.

Where do babies come from?

Out their baby dicks, dumbass.

Why are babies so reliable?

Because you can trust 'em about as far as you can throw 'em

Why are babies born after nine months?

Because they run out of womb!

How many babies does it take to light up a basement?

More than nine since that's how many I have in mine and my basement is completely dark

Babies are like a vindaloo.

They hurt on the way out.

What do babies and an etch-a-sketch have in common?

If you dont like the way it looks you can shake it until it goes away.

Babies and animals love me...

Basically, anyone not smart enough to know better.

Two babies are sitting in their playpen cooing away...

Baby 1: Well, looks like I'm getting circumcised tomorrow.

Baby 2: Ouch, I had it done when I was just a few days old.

Baby 1: Well then, does it hurt mate?

Baby 2: I'll put it to you this way pal, after I had it done I couldn't walk for about a year.

Babies are like the total opposite of a complicated dinner recipe

It's more fun to make one than it is to eat one.

Babies wear diapers for two reasons...

Number 1 and number 2

Babies suck at most things

What do babies and girlfriends have in common?

One brings amazing joy and the other destroys your life ( not saying what is what)

you might think babies are delivered by storks

but fat babies require cranes

What do babies wear when they go skateboarding?


How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?

At least 6 because my basements still dark

You know why babies aren't good at foot ball

They aren't very aerodynamic

Where do babies always fall asleep?

inside a hot car

What do babies and math problems have in common?

Until you use the right formula, they're annoying as hell.

How do babies keep track of their fathers?

They use an extensive dada-base.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

It depends on how red you want it


The best part about babies is you can just preorder the newest model.

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