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64 babi jokes and hilarious babi puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about babi that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Babi Short Jokes

Short babi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The babi humour may include short paint jokes also.

  1. Why will the congress never impeach Trump? Because the republicans always insist on carrying a baby to full term.
  2. Wife was breastfeeding Her: the baby sure is taking his time getting his meal in
    Me: yeah he is really milking it
  3. Doctor: (handing me my new born baby) I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it Me: (handing baby back to him) Bring me the one my wife made
  4. Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet. Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
  5. A doctor hands a man his newborn baby and says "I'm sorry, but your wife didn't make it." The man hands the baby back and responds, "Well, bring me the one my wife made."
  6. I just hired a beautiful 21 year old girl to look after my 1 year old baby. Now I have two issues: 1. How to tell this to my wife
    2. Where to find a 1 year old baby
  7. I thought a vasectomy wouldn't get my wife pregnant.. Turns out, all it does is just change the color of the baby.
  8. Mr. Bigger and Mrs. Bigger have a baby. Who's the biggest in the family? The baby of course - because he's a little Bigger.
  9. A baby roach asks his dad what happens if they get sprayed with Raid. Papa Roach said, Suffocation, no breathing.
  10. Vaccinated babies are 10 times more likely to die from heart disease, cancer, and alzheimer's. Keep kids from dying from old age, stop vaccinating today.

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Babi One Liners

Which babi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with babi? I can suggest the ones about thin and throw.

  1. Light babies are delivered by stork, heavy babies... Delivered by crane.
  2. Hey baby, are you a GPU? Cause I wanna make you mine.
  3. "No thanks. I am a vegetarian." is a fun thing to say when someone hands you a baby.
  4. Hey baby are you a Communist? Because i can feel an uprising in my lower class.
  5. Hey girl, are you a parked car in July? Because I want to leave a baby in you.
  6. dark Humour is like anti-vax families There's usually a dead baby.
  7. Jesus' life told by the bible 1. baby
    2. ???
    3. prophet
  8. Why was the baby in africa crying? It was having a mid-life crisis.
  9. Babies are born with 4 kidneys. When they grow up, 2 of them turn into adult knees.
  10. I used my stimulus check to buy baby chickens Money for nothing, and the chicks for free
  11. why was the 6 month old African baby crying? It was having a mid life crisis
  12. What do you call babies with guns? Infantry
  13. What do you call a group of babies? an Infantry
  14. Baby Shark Today's date.
  15. What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato? About 140 calories.

Babi joke, What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about babi can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of babi puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheerful Fun Babi Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about babi you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean dead baby jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make babi prank.

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

How many babies does it take to change a Light bulbs?

Well obviously more than 8, my basement is still dark

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one :(

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

Babies are like farts.

We only like our own.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

How many babies does it take to open a door?

It depends on how hard you can throw.

Did you know babies and kettles make the same sound?

Except kettles stop screaming when you take em off the burner

Babies are like new tattoos

They are yours forever, but you should probably hold off posting pictures for a bit until they aren't raw and weird looking anymore.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

None. The minimum age for physical labour in most places is 13-15 and babies would not be allowed to use the paint

"Where do babies come from?"

Asked the little boy...
Perplexed, his dad answers "well they come from the store, son."
Kid looks at him with disgust and goes "eww you had s**... with the store?"

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

Why do babies make bad mechanics?

They have poorly developed motor skills.

What are 50 babies, each holding a gun, called?

An infantry.

Please have my babies.

I am so disappointed in them.

Babies are like pancakes

You have every right to throw the first one away

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Where do babies go out to eat?

Breastaurants

Why do Babies have the soft spot on the top of their heads?

So that if there is a fire in the hospital, the nurses can carry them out 3 to each hand like a bowling ball.

How many babies does it take to paint a garage?

Depends on how hard you throw em'.

I wonder how many babies were conceived during the eclipse...

I'm sure it's astronomical.

Babies

Q: How do you get a baby into a cup?
A: You blend it.
Q: How do you get a baby out of the cup?
A: With a straw.

Where do babies come from?

Out their baby d**..., d**....

Why are babies so reliable?

Because you can trust 'em about as far as you can throw 'em

Why are babies born after nine months?

Because they run out of w**...!

How many babies does it take to light up a basement?

More than nine since that's how many I have in mine and my basement is completely dark

Babies are like a vindaloo.

They hurt on the way out.

What do babies and an etch-a-sketch have in common?

If you dont like the way it looks you can shake it until it goes away.

Babies and animals love me...

Basically, anyone not smart enough to know better.

Two babies are sitting in their playpen cooing away...

Baby 1: Well, looks like I'm getting circumcised tomorrow.
Baby 2: Ouch, I had it done when I was just a few days old.
Baby 1: Well then, does it hurt mate?
Baby 2: I'll put it to you this way pal, after I had it done I couldn't walk for about a year.

Babies are like the total opposite of a complicated dinner recipe

It's more fun to make one than it is to eat one.

Babies wear diapers for two reasons...

Number 1 and number 2

Babies s**... at most things

you might think babies are delivered by storks

but fat babies require cranes

What do babies wear when they go skateboarding?

Mini-Vans

How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?

At least 6 because my basements still dark

You know why babies aren't good at foot ball

They aren't very aerodynamic

Where do babies always fall asleep?

inside a hot car

What do babies and math problems have in common?

Until you use the right formula, they're annoying as h**....

How do babies keep track of their fathers?

They use an extensive dada-base.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

It depends on how red you want it

Babies

The best part about babies is you can just preorder the newest model.

How many babies does it takes to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw.....

Three babies in the w**....

They are discussing what they would like to be when they grow up.
The first one says, "I wanna be a plumber, so I can fix the pipes in here."
The second one says, "I wanna be an electrician, so I can get some lights in here."

The third one says, "I wanna be a boxer."
The others look confused and ask, "Why do you want to be a boxer?"
He replies, "So I can beat the h**... out of that rude bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us."

Why do babies in medieval paintings look like baguettes?

*It's cause they're i**...*

"I know where babies come from."

After coming home from school and sitting down on the couch, young Jenny proudly proclaimed "Mommy, I know where babies come from!"
Imagining storks and unicorns, her Mom said "OK, then why don't you tell me Honey."
Jenny says "The Mommy and Daddy take off their clothes and start hugging, then the Daddy's thingy stands up, and the Mommy kneels down and cleans her teeth with it."
Mom says "That's sweet Honey, but that's not where babies come from, that's where jewelry comes from!"

Babi joke, "I know where babies come from."

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