Baa Jokes

26 baa jokes and hilarious baa puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about baa that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Baa Short Jokes

Short baa jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The baa humour may include short wool jokes also.

  1. What do you call a dancing sheep? A baa-lerina
  2. Me and my mate were playing darts he said "Nearest to bull starts?", I said "Baa," he said "Moo," I said "You're first then."
  3. Where do sheep go for a drink? The baa.
  4. I went to uni to study aggriculture and cummunication of sheep. I left with a BAA. Shortly after i started a nationwide census of sheep but fell asleep halfway thru.
  5. Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa – baa shop.
  6. A sheep walks into a baa You're welcome
  7. How do you know when mutton has expired? It tastes baa-d.
  8. What is the sheeps market called? The Baa-zar.
  9. What did the sheep say about the pun? That's so baa'd.
  10. Barnyard Animals What do cows say?
    What do sheep say?
    And what do pigs say?
    Do you know why I pulled you over?

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Baa One Liners

Which baa one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with baa? I can suggest the ones about goats and ewe.

  1. A sheep, a drum and a snake fell off a cliff… Baa-Dumm-Tssssss….
  2. A Sheep, a Drum, and a Snake fall off a cliff Baa-Dumm-Tsss
  3. A goat, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff.. Baa- dum- ssss
  4. What do you call the horse and sheep who live next door? Your neigh-baas
  5. Where do sheep get their hair cut? The baa baa shop.
  6. Where does a sheep go for a haircut? The baa-baa shop.
  7. Where did the sheep get a hair cut? At the baa-baa shop.
  8. Where are all these sheep getting their haircuts? At the baa-baa shop
  9. Why does Yoda like sheep? Because dey go baa...
  10. A lamb, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff Baa, dum, tsss
  11. What sound do Yoda's sheep make? Dey go baa!
  12. What does a radical sheep say? Allahu Ak-Baa!
  13. Where does a sheep go to get his haircut? The baa-aaa-rber shop.
  14. Where does the sheep get her haircut? A the Baa-baa shop.
  15. If cows go moo and sheep go baa, what do pigs say? I'll make America great again

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What funny jokes about baa you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bah jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make baa pranks.

Why is it funny to put a Sheep, a s**... man and a snake next to each other?

Baa Dum Tss