Ba Dum Tss Jokes
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Short ba dum tss jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ba dum tss humour may include short badum tss jokes also.
- I made a joke about a midget criminal running down the stairs. The punchline is a little condescending. Ba dum *tss*
- I fed my chickens a chicken wing... I guess you could say they enjoyed themselves. *ba dum tss*
- Have you heard about that new movie Constipation? Oh wait - it hasn't come out yet!
*ba dum tss* - Musicians! How do you make one million dollars playing jazz? You start with two mil. Ba-dum-tss!
- So the teacher asks So the teacher asks an African student to use the word dandelion in a sentence.
The student says: the cheetah can run faster dandelion.
Ba-dum-tss. - "My new band's name is 1023 MB" "Awesome! When are you guys playing?"
"I don't know. We don't have a gig yet."
Ba Dum Tss... - So a clumsy comedian walks into a music shop. ba dum tss
- What is President Obama's favorite genre of music? Barack 'n Roll.
Ba dum tss. - I threw out a sheep, a drum and a snake from an airplane Ba-dum-tss
- What do you call pasta with ketchup? Spaghetto
Ba-dum tss.
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Ba Dum Tss One Liners
Which ba dum tss one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ba dum tss? I can suggest the ones about dumpling and ding.
- Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not c? Because you can't see in the dark.
Ba-dum-tss - A goat, a drum, and a rattlesnake fall down a cliff... ba dum tss
- A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff. Ba-dum-tss.
- How do you email a sandwich? In bytes.
*Ba dum tss* - After eating four cans of alphabet soup I had a huge vowel movement.
Ba-dum
tss - How did Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalogue.
ba dum tss - Two drums and a cymbal jump off a cliff... Ba dum tss.
- What's the highest form of flattery? A plateau!
Ba dum tss - A goat, a drum and a rattlesnake fall off a cliff. What sound do they make? Ba Dum Tss
- A redditor meets a girl... Ba-dum-tss!
- What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A Maybe
....Ba Dum Tss - Where do you see yourself in 5 years? In the mirror.
Ba dum tss... >:-D! - Why do vampire's use linux? Because they don't like windows in their house. Ba^Dum^Tss
- What do you call a gay booger? Phlegmboyant
*ba-dum tss* - Why did the priest go to the gym? To exorcise.
^(ba dum tss)
Hilarious Fun Ba Dum Tss Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about ba dum tss you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bang jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ba dum tss pranks.
How does a homosexual leave a sinking ship?
With gay abandon!
^ba ^dum ^tss
What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?
"I think I'm in loaf."
Ba dum, tss.
The life of an Inuit
What do Inuits get from sitting on a block of ice?
Polaroids...
Ba dum tss
A man walks into a bar with a piece of green tarmac on his head...
The landlord says to the rest of the customers:
"Don't talk to him! He's a **cycle path**!"
Ba Dum Tss!
Why are recycle bins optimistic?
Because they're full of cans.
*ba dum tss*
What was the reason the mexican hopped on the train?
A Locomotive. ba dum tss
Why do Jews only read the Old Testament?
Because they're too cheap to buy the new! *ba-dum-tss*
What is the opposite of minimum?
Minidad. *ba dum tss*
What kind of fish cant swim?
A dead one.
Ba-dum-tss
What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?
An investigator. Ba dum tss.
*Sniffs* "Spring in the air!"
"Why should I?"
*ba dum tss*
A blonde walks into a library...
ba dum tss thank you, thank you
What's shadier than a young tree?
Adultery!
*Ba-dum tss*
What's Shrek's favorite shape?
A shrek-tangle! *ba-dum tss*
So, tell me. Why do Russians go crazy over pho?
Because... they are so viet
*ba dum tss*
The musical doctor
Man: Doctor Doctor I need a cure for my depression.
Doctor: Music is great therapy, here, I'll loan you my old guitar, it's broken but you should get some use out of it.
Man: Hang on, why would you lend me your guitar just like that? Is there some sort of hidden clause in this?
Doctor: Don't worry, there's no strings attached.
ba dum tss.
A sheep, a drum and a snake fell down a mountain.
Ba-Dum-Tss
What do you hear when a sheep, a drum and a shake fall off a cliff?
Ba-dum-tss
What do you call it when a cat gets angry?
A hissy fit.
ba dum tss.
A sheep, a drum and a snake
A sheep, a drum and a snake roll down a valley. BA-DUM-TSS
I was really upset when I lost my paper towels
I was SO upset that they had gone missing that I had to hire a BOUNTY hunter *ba dum tss*
What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with?
A Reptile Dysfunction
*ba dum tss*
I'll be here all night folks
A woman asks what happened to the boy and the game...
They had a fallout.
Haha... Ba..dum..tss...
Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?
Because he, basalt-ed someone.
Ba^Dum^Tss
A sheep, a drum & a snake talk down some stairs
Ba dum tss.
How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?
Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.
Why was the doctor annoyed?
Because he didn't have any patients.
**ba dum tss**
911
Worker > ,What's your emergency?
Man > My wife is going to give birth!
Worker > Is this her first born?
Man > No,it's her husband
*Ba Dum Tss*
Two drums and a cymbal roll down a hill
ba dum tss
John Cena pay-per-view matches don't sell anymore in the UK.
Because when John Cena visits UK, EU can't see him.
*Ba dum tss*
What's Shia Labeouf's favorite book of the Bible?
Oh, just "Do-Iteronomy".
ba dum tss.
What's the funniest bone?
Humerus.
Ba dum tss!
What's a Drummer's favorite food?
Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss
Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?
They'll get s**.... (Ba-dum tss)
Two drums and a symbal walk of a cliff
Ba dum tss
I'm a German stand up comedian.
Ba-dum-tss
Elevator music can sometimes bring me up but it can also bring me down.
(Ba dum tss)
My nephew had a cellphone wedding...
The ceremony was great but the reception was terrible.
Ba dum tss
What do you call it when a bee proposes to a bee queen?
A BEEtrohal!
ba dum tss....
Atrocious Popsicle Joke #4
Why are cornfields the best listeners?
They're all ears!
Ba-dum-TSS!
Two spiders are sitting in a tree....
...talking to each other about jobs
One spider says to the other "I think you should get into web design."
Ba dum tss
how do you make a bitter man sweet?
You... edamame!
Ba-dum tss
How did the bird express his views?
He tweeted it.
Ba Dum tss
What do you call a pizza shop in the hood?
It's not delivery, it's de-ghetto
*Ba dum tss*
What did the heart say after witnessing someone receive a massive burn?
Ba dum tss.
What do you call Charles Manson's music?
A *cult* classic.
# *BA DUM TSS!*
What type of college does planets go to?
Universe-ity.
Ba Dum Tss
A miner walks into a bar
The bartender says: "Sorry we don't serve miners."
Ba dum tss
I once threw two drum and a cymbal down a hill
*ba dum tss*
Did you know Lil Pump has a younger brother?
He's called Lil Brother (ba dum tss)
Three elephants are standing on a cliff. All three fall of the cliff. Two fall on land, one falls in the water.
Ba-dum tss.
What can one say about Vinnie Paul's death?
Ba-dum-tss
What is a musicians favourite weapon?
A glockenspiel.
Ba dum tss
A drum set falls off a cliff....
Ba-dum...TSS.
Hiring a (insert race here) is alot like Russian roulette only 1 in 8 actually work
ba-dum-tss
Why didn't the chicken to cross the road?
He chickened out.
(*Ba Dum Tss*)
A magnet walks into an elemental singles bar and tries a pickup line on a pretty slab of metal.
"Is your name *Beryllium*? 'Cause you can alka-***lie*** next to *my* earth metal!"
The slab of ***lead*** says "Nah. You don't *attract* me."
Ba dum TSS!
